Jonny's Juicers

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• Christian McCaffrey

  RB SF (14)
  (rank: 1-1)

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• Jacory Croskey-Merritt

  RB WAS (12)
  (rank: 34-130)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.11 ^#11 (Jonny's Jui..)

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• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Nailor? I h..)

Nailor? I hardly know her

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• Tony Pollard

  RB TEN (10)
  (rank: 23-87)
• QAlvin Kamara

  RB NO (11)
  (rank: 47-180)
• QT.J. Hockenson

  TE MIN (6)
  (rank: 24-134)

No Punt Intended

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• 2026 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#1 (Nailor? I h..)
• 2027 3rd round pick 3.8 ^#32 (Nailor? I h..)

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• QSpencer Rattler

  QB NO (11)
  (rank: 36-155)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.1 ^#1 (Dike Strikes)

Jonny's Juicers

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• Luther Burden

  WR CHI (5)
  (rank: 48-142)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Hurt’s Does..)

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• Jordan Mason

  RB MIN (6)
  (rank: 37-147)
• Jermaine Burton

  WR FA
• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Jonny's Jui..)

No Punt Intended

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• 2025 5th round pick (Hurt’s Does..)

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• Jameis Winston

  QB NYG (14)
  (rank: 46-282)
• 2026 4th round pick 4.1 ^#1 (No Punt Int..)