
Week 1 2024 Tue 9/3-Mon 9/9 | ||||||
| Team | Coach Rating | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| (8-6) | 93 | 28 | 0 | 4 | 124.18 | |
| (7-7) | 77 | 14 | 0 | 0 | 90.84 | |
| Final Regular Season Game | ||||||
| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| f$ck them p.. | GB@PHI | 1st | 7:46 | Dallas Goedert 1 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Javon Bullard | 1.6-0 |
| f$ck them p.. | GB@PHI | 1st | 3:01 | Dallas Goedert 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Jaire Alexander | 3.5-0 |
| f$ck them p.. | GB@PHI | 2nd | 3:33 | Dallas Goedert 21 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Jaire Alexander | 7.1-0 |
| f$ck them p.. | GB@PHI | 2nd | 0:31 | Dallas Goedert 5 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Javon Bullard | 9.1-0 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 14:56 | Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Folorunso Fatukasi | 9.1-0.5 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 14:54 | Alvin Kamara 9 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Hill | 10-0.5 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 1st | 14:23 | Joe Burrow -3 yard Sack Keion White Fumble recovered by Joe Burrow Keion White | 10--0.42 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 14:20 | Michael Pittman 13 yard Passing Completion from Anthony Richardson Jalen Pitre | 10-0.1 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 1st | 14:19 | De'Von Achane -3 yard Rushing Attempt Devin Lloyd | 10--0.2 |
| f$ck them p.. | TEN@CHI | 1st | 13:57 | D'Andre Swift 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Gibbens | 10.6--0.2 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 13:54 | Jonathan Taylor -2 yard Rushing Attempt Will Anderson | 10.6--0.4 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 1st | 13:40 | De'Von Achane 39 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Ronald Darby | 12.16-4 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 1st | 13:25 | Mike Gesicki 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Ja'Whaun Bentley | 12.16-4.28 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 13:08 | Michael Pittman 6 yard Passing Completion from Anthony Richardson Henry To'oTo'o, Azeez Al-Shaair | 12.16-4.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 12:57 | Alvin Kamara 5 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Eku Leota | 13.16-4.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 1st | 12:29 | Tyreek Hill 2 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Ronald Darby | 13.24-4.52 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 12:27 | Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jalen Pitre, Derek Barnett | 13.24-5.02 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 1st | 12:09 | Rhamondre Stevenson 14 yard Rushing Attempt Geno Stone | 14.64-5.02 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 1st | 11:40 | Rhamondre Stevenson 4 yard Rushing Attempt Germaine Pratt | 15.04-5.02 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 11:34 | Alvin Kamara 11 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Fuller | 16.14-5.02 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 1st | 11:03 | Rhamondre Stevenson -2 yard Rushing Attempt Logan Wilson | 15.94-5.02 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 10:59 | Alvin Kamara -5 yard Rushing Attempt Shaq Thompson | 15.44-5.02 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 10:30 | C.J. Stroud 13 yard Rushing Attempt E.J. Speed | 16.74-5.02 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 1st | 10:02 | Raheem Mostert 5 yard Rushing Attempt Devin Lloyd | 16.74-5.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | TEN@CHI | 1st | 9:46 | D'Andre Swift 6 yard Rushing Attempt Harold Landry | 17.34-5.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 9:34 | Brevin Jordan 3 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Julian Blackmon, Zaire Franklin | 17.46-5.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 1st | 9:23 | De'Von Achane 3 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Foyesade Oluokun | 17.58-6.32 |
| f$ck them p.. | TEN@CHI | 1st | 9:05 | D'Andre Swift 1 yard Rushing Attempt Kenneth Murray | 17.68-6.32 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 1st | 8:44 | Tyreek Hill 10 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Antonio Johnson | 18.08-6.32 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 1st | 8:23 | Tanner Hudson 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Marcus Jones | 18.08-6.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 8:19 | Joe Mixon 7 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Kenny Moore | 18.36-6.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 7:37 | Stefon Diggs 10 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Julian Blackmon | 18.76-6.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 1st | 7:18 | Rhamondre Stevenson 7 yard Rushing Attempt Akeem Davis-Gaither | 19.46-6.52 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 7:01 | Alvin Kamara 9 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Jackson, Josey Jewell | 20.36-6.52 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 6:39 | Anthony Richardson 8 yard Rushing Attempt Khalil Davis | 20.36-7.32 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 6:28 | Alvin Kamara 5 yard Rushing Attempt Josey Jewell | 20.86-7.32 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 6:02 | Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Khalil Davis | 20.86-7.82 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 5:20 | Alec Pierce 60 yard Passing TD from Anthony Richardson | 20.86-14.22 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 5:12 | Dalton Schultz 4 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Kenny Moore | 21.02-14.22 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 1st | 4:31 | De'Von Achane -1 yard Rushing Attempt DaVon Hamilton | 21.02-14.12 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 4:21 | Tank Dell 23 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Jaylon Jones | 21.94-14.12 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 1st | 3:44 | Stefon Diggs 2 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud E.J. Speed | 22.02-14.12 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 1st | 3:19 | Jonnu Smith 7 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Tyson Campbell | 22.3-14.12 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 1st | 3:19 | Rhamondre Stevenson 3 yard Rushing Attempt Germaine Pratt, Sam Hubbard | 22.6-14.12 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 2:55 | Alvin Kamara 17 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Hill | 24.3-14.12 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 1st | 2:47 | Tyreek Hill 10 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Ronald Darby | 24.7-14.12 |
![]() | PIT@ATL | 1st | 2:40 | George Pickens 12 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields A.J. Terrell | 24.7-15.82 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 1st | 2:11 | Alvin Kamara 2 yard Rushing Attempt Josey Jewell, A'Shawn Robinson | 24.9-15.82 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 1st | 1:37 | Michael Pittman 4 yard Passing Completion from Anthony Richardson Derek Stingley | 24.9-15.98 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 1st | 1:29 | Rhamondre Stevenson -2 yard Rushing Attempt Jay Tufele | 24.7-15.98 |
![]() | PIT@ATL | 1st | 0:19 | George Pickens 3 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Mike Hughes | 24.7-16.78 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 2nd | 15:00 | Rhamondre Stevenson 3 yard Rushing TD | 31-16.78 |
![]() | PIT@ATL | 2nd | 15:00 | George Pickens -10 yard Rushing Attempt Grady Jarrett | 31-15.78 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 14:58 | Chase Brown 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Kyle Dugger | 31-15.98 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 14:39 | Jaylen Waddle 12 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Andre Cisco | 31.48-15.98 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 14:13 | Joe Burrow 2 yard Rushing Attempt Ja'Whaun Bentley | 31.48-16.18 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 13:20 | De'Von Achane 2 yard Rushing Attempt Travon Walker | 31.48-16.38 |
| f$ck them p.. | TEN@CHI | 2nd | 13:04 | D'Andre Swift -3 yard Rushing Attempt Jarvis Brownlee | 31.18-16.38 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 2nd | 12:58 | Nico Collins 55 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Nick Cross | 33.38-16.38 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 2nd | 12:10 | Alvin Kamara 5 yard Rushing Attempt Josey Jewell | 33.88-16.38 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 2nd | 11:35 | Stefon Diggs 9 yard Passing TD from C.J. Stroud | 38.24-16.38 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 11:24 | Anthony Richardson 13 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o | 38.24-17.68 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 10:47 | Adonai Mitchell 2 yard Passing Completion from Anthony Richardson Derek Stingley | 38.24-17.76 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 10:34 | Andrei Iosivas 12 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Jaylinn Hawkins | 38.24-18.24 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 9:47 | Chase Brown 4 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Marco Wilson | 38.24-18.4 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 2nd | 9:41 | Alvin Kamara 17 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Fuller | 39.94-18.4 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 8:29 | Jonathan Taylor 1 yard Rushing Attempt Folorunso Fatukasi, Henry To'oTo'o | 39.94-18.5 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 8:07 | Zack Moss 12 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Ja'Whaun Bentley, Marco Wilson | 39.94-18.98 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 7:56 | Jonathan Taylor 4 yard Rushing Attempt Folorunso Fatukasi | 39.94-19.38 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 7:32 | Charlie Jones 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Marcus Jones | 39.94-19.58 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 7:16 | Anthony Richardson 19 yard Rushing Attempt Derek Stingley | 39.94-21.48 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 6:55 | Ja'Marr Chase 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Christian Gonzalez, Marcus Jones | 39.94-21.76 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 6:44 | Jonathan Taylor 5 yard Rushing Attempt Danielle Hunter, Mario Edwards | 39.94-22.26 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 6:21 | De'Von Achane 16 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Ronald Darby | 40.58-24.36 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 6:21 | Jonathan Taylor 2 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o | 40.58-24.56 |
![]() | PIT@ATL | 2nd | 6:08 | George Pickens 2 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Jessie Bates | 40.58-25.26 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 5:45 | Jonathan Taylor 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jimmie Ward | 40.58-25.96 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 5:34 | Tua Tagovailoa 11 yard Rushing Attempt Antonio Johnson | 41.68-25.96 |
![]() | NE@CIN | 2nd | 5:19 | Tanner Hudson Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Fumble Lost recovered by Marcus Jones Kyle Dugger, Zack Moss | 41.68-26.48 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 2nd | 5:09 | Rhamondre Stevenson 16 yard Rushing Attempt Logan Wilson | 43.28-26.48 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 4:51 | Raheem Mostert 2 yard Rushing Attempt Devin Lloyd | 43.28-26.68 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 4:47 | Alec Pierce 8 yard Passing Completion from Anthony Richardson Azeez Al-Shaair | 43.28-27 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 2nd | 4:25 | Rhamondre Stevenson 6 yard Passing Completion from Jacoby Brissett Logan Wilson | 44.38-27 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 4:08 | Anthony Richardson 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jimmie Ward | 44.38-27.3 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 4:03 | Jaylen Waddle 20 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa | 45.18-27.3 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 2nd | 3:55 | Rhamondre Stevenson 17 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Hilton | 46.88-27.3 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 2nd | 3:41 | Alvin Kamara 1 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Xavier Woods | 47.48-27.3 |
| f$ck them p.. | TEN@CHI | 2nd | 3:35 | D'Andre Swift -4 yard Rushing Attempt Roger McCreary | 47.08-27.3 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 3:23 | De'Von Achane 9 yard Rushing Attempt Antonio Johnson | 47.08-28.2 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 3:23 | Jonathan Taylor -2 yard Rushing Attempt Henry To'oTo'o | 47.08-28 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 2nd | 3:20 | Rhamondre Stevenson 1 yard Rushing Attempt Trey Hendrickson, Zachary Carter | 47.18-28 |
![]() | HOU@IND | 2nd | 2:48 | Anthony Richardson Pass to Kylen Granson Interception by Calen Bullock Kylen Granson | 47.18-26 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 2:22 | Tyreek Hill 10 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Tyson Campbell | 47.58-26 |
| f$ck them p.. | NE@CIN | 2nd | 1:30 | Rhamondre Stevenson -1 yard Rushing Attempt B.J. Hill, Logan Wilson | 47.48-26 |
| f$ck them p.. | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 1:19 | De'Von Achane 2 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Devin Lloyd | 47.56-26.7 |
![]() | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 1:09 | De'Von Achane 1 yard Rushing TD | 47.56-32.8 |
| f$ck them p.. | CAR@NO | 2nd | 1:01 | Diontae Johnson 8 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young | 48.86-32.8 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 2nd | 0:56 | Nico Collins 8 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Jaylon Jones, Kenny Moore | 49.18-32.8 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 2nd | 0:35 | Dalton Schultz 5 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud E.J. Speed | 49.38-32.8 |
| f$ck them p.. | HOU@IND | 2nd | 0:23 | Nico Collins 16 yard Passing Completion from C.J. Stroud Jaylon Jones, Nick Cross | 50.02-32.8 |
