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Michael Carter
RB ARI (8)

Violet Beauregarde
added
Michael Carter
. Fri 12/19/25 1:49 PM

IRDevin Neal
RB NO (11)

Violet Beauregarde
placed
Devin Neal
on the Injured Reserve. Fri 12/19/25 1:49 PM

Baker Mayfield
QB TB (9)

Willy Wonka
added
Baker Mayfield
. Thu 12/11/25 12:38 PM

Geno Smith
QB LV (8)

Willy Wonka
cut
Geno Smith
. Thu 12/11/25 12:38 PM

Houston Texans
D/ST HOU (6)

Dr. Wilbur Wonka
claimed
Houston Texans
, Total claims: 1. Thu 12/11/25 6:06 AM

Tennessee Titans
D/ST TEN (10)

Dr. Wilbur Wonka
cut
Tennessee Titans
. Thu 12/11/25 6:06 AM

Commish

Augustus Gloop
is now the new league commish. Wed 12/10/25 7:21 PM

Commish

Augustus Gloop
has joined the league by taking over an inactive team. Wed 12/10/25 7:21 PM

Blake Corum
RB LAR (8)

Willy Wonka
added
Blake Corum
. Sun 12/7/25 3:12 PM

Harrison Butker
K KC (10)

Willy Wonka
cut
Harrison Butker
. Sun 12/7/25 3:12 PM

Josh Downs
WR IND (11)

Dr. Wilbur Wonka
added
Josh Downs
. Sun 12/7/25 10:47 AM

Wil Lutz
K DEN (12)

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cut
Wil Lutz
. Sun 12/7/25 10:47 AM

Kansas City Chiefs
D/ST KC (10)

Mike Teavee
added
Kansas City Chiefs
. Sun 12/7/25 9:07 AM

Green Bay Packers
D/ST GB (5)

Mike Teavee
cut
Green Bay Packers
. Sun 12/7/25 9:07 AM

IRTrey Benson
RB ARI (8)

Mike Teavee
cut
Trey Benson
. Sun 12/7/25 9:07 AM

John Metchie
WR NYJ (9)

Dr. Wilbur Wonka
added
John Metchie
. Thu 12/4/25 3:54 PM