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Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
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Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Dak Prescott QB DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	39.75		4		1.9↓	18.92↓	21.27	27.7 471.3 Total		Locked	QB
C.J. Stroud QB HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	18.05		20		21.45	18.83	20.83	21.2 297.45 Total		Locked	QB/TE
Jonathan Taylor RB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	35.5		3		7.4↓	15.57↓	14.94↓	24.5 415.8 Total		Locked	RB
IRJames Conner RB ARI (8)		CARW 27-22	14.2		96		0↓	7.63	9.7	9.7 38.8 Total		Locked	RB
James Cook RB BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	29.5		6		2↓	13.2	16.96	19.9 338.7 Total		Locked	RB/TE
Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	17.5		29		10.5	11.1	9.82	13.6 230.9 Total		Locked	WR
QJaylen Waddle WR MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	19.3		39		0.7↓	6.83	9.92	13.4 213.7 Total		Locked	WR
Jerry Jeudy WR CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	9.1		79		5.2↓	7.27	8.72	7.5 126.7 Total		Locked	WR
QChris Olave WR NO (11)		SFL 21-26	13.4		15		28.4↑	31.23↑	22.98	18.4 294.5 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jameson Williams WR DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	19.8		27		12.9	10.37	15.66	13.7 233.4 Total		Locked	WR/TE
Grant Calcaterra TE PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	3.2		74		20.7↑	8.87	6.04	5.2 47.2 Total		Locked	TE
Chris Boswell K PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	18		6		13	14	12.4	14 238 Total		Locked	K
Jake Bailey P MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	10		16		5.1↓	9.72	8.36	11.4 193.39 Total		Locked	P
Ryan Rehkow P CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	16.13		7		25.4↑	20.63	16.07	13 220.55 Total		Locked	K/P
D.J. Reed CB DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	15		67		5↓	12.67	17.8	15.6 172 Total		Locked	CB
Marlon Humphrey CB BAL (7)		CLEW 41-17	17		10		25	26↑	23.4	20.5 307 Total		Locked	CB/IL
Kenny Moore CB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	18		22		6↓	18	15.6	17.9 250.5 Total		Locked	DB
IRBrandon Jones S DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	12		47		9	9.33	9.8	11.4 159.5 Total		Locked	S
T.J. Watt EDR PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	18.5		11		12.75↓	11.42↓	12.7↓	17.8 248.5 Total		Locked	EDR
Josh Sweat EDR ARI (8)		CARW 27-22	19.5		30		12.75	6.08	8.25	11.7 187.75 Total		Locked	EDR/IL
Grady Jarrett IL CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	8		68		20↑	16	18.2	11.4 148 Total		Locked	IL
IRT.J. Edwards LB CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	4		63		16	20.17↑	18.3	14.6 145.5 Total		Locked	LB
Payton Wilson LB PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	28		16		5↓	8.33↓	10↓	16.3 277 Total		Locked	CB/LB
Logan Wilson LB DAL (10)		JACW 31-27	16		73		16↑	9.33	7.8	8.3 124 Total		Locked	IL/LB

Benched
Julius Chestnut RB TEN (10)		LARL 19-33	—		117		0↓	0.2↓	0.12↓	1 16.13 Total		Locked	BN
Josh Downs WR IND (11)		DENW 29-28	13.1		56		15.8↑	11.67	10.62	11.1 177.6 Total		Locked	BN
IRLuke McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	8.53		64		2.38↓	13.01	16.74	16.7 150.46 Total		Locked	BN
IRCharvarius Ward CB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	—		109		23↑	17	14.2	14 98 Total		Locked	BN
Cole Bishop S BUF (7)		@NYJW 30-10	15		23		6↓	9.33	8.8	12.5 200 Total		Locked	BN
IRDeShon Elliott S PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	—		80		7↓	14	17.6	17.6 88 Total		Locked	BN
George Karlaftis EDR KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	5		32		4.75↓	5.75↓	8.5	11.5 184 Total		Locked	BN
IRMykel Williams EDR SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	15.25		112		4.25↓	5.08	5.9	6.5 58.75 Total		Locked	BN
Azeez Al-Shaair LB HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	20		43		1↓	12	12.6	12.4 199 Total		Locked	BN
Pete Werner LB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	16		49		6↓	6↓	6.8↓	10.5 179 Total		Locked	BN
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Injured Reserve
PUPJonathon Brooks RB CAR (14)		@ARIL 22-27	—									Locked	IR
Justin Tucker K FA			—									Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
IRDevin Neal RB NO (11)		SFL 21-26	—		77		11.7	13.5↑	11.84	9.5 85.5 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jayden Higgins WR HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	4.3		69		10.3	10.43	7.82	8.3 140.5 Total		Locked	TAXI
Shemar Stewart EDR CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	3.75		133		7.25↑	8.33↑	6.65	4.8 38 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

5-9

Points

4,710.88-4,878.37

Waiver Priority

6th

Rank

11

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Sun 12/7/25 8:31 AM

Previous

L @ Tejo

Current

Roster

Illegal

2 QB 1-4
4 RB 2-8
7 WR 3-10
1 TE 1-8
1 K 1-3
2 P 1-3
4 CB 1-8
3 S 1-8
4 EDR 1-8
1 IL 1-8
5 LB 1-8
24 Start 24 max
2 IR 5 max
3 TAXI 5 max
34 Active 35 max
39 Total 45 max

Keepers

0 Set / 30 Allowed