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Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
Patriarchs
(8-6)
67%
114
12
8
0
133.86
He-Bitch Man-Slappers
(5-9)
64%
76
33
0
0
109.06
Final Regular Season Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
He-Bitch Ma..		WAS@GB2nd13:38Terry McLaurin 4 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Xavier McKinney0-1.4
He-Bitch Ma..		WAS@GB2nd7:11Terry McLaurin 14 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Keisean Nixon0-3.8
Patriarchs		WAS@GB2nd4:32Matt Gay 51 yard Field Goal Made5-3.8
He-Bitch Ma..		WAS@GB4th14:26Terry McLaurin 11 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Xavier McKinney5-5.9
Patriarchs		WAS@GB4th13:45Matt Gay XP6-5.9
He-Bitch Ma..		WAS@GB4th6:20Terry McLaurin 12 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Nate Hobbs6-8.1
He-Bitch Ma..		WAS@GB4th4:21Terry McLaurin 7 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Carrington Valentine6-9.8
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st15:00Amon-Ra St. Brown 34 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson7.36-14.2
Patriarchs		CLE@BAL1st14:56David Njoku 6 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Chidobe Awuzie8.96-14.2
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st14:15Sam LaPorta 9 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaylon Johnson, T.J. Edwards9.32-14.2
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st12:06D'Andre Swift 5 yard Rushing Attempt D.J. Reed9.82-14.2
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN1st12:02Kyren Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jarvis Brownlee9.82-14.5
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st11:43D'Andre Swift 1 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Jack Campbell10.92-14.5
He-Bitch Ma..		JAC@CIN1st10:51Cam Little XP10.92-15.5
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN1st10:45Kyren Williams 5 yard Rushing Attempt Jeffery Simmons10.92-16
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st10:13D'Andre Swift 20 yard Rushing Attempt D.J. Reed12.92-16
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN1st9:29Kyren Williams 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jarvis Brownlee12.92-16.1
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st8:25Amon-Ra St. Brown 16 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaylon Johnson13.56-18.7
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ1st7:24Justin Fields Rushing Attempt Fumble Lost recovered by A.J. Epenesa Matt Milano13.56-16.8
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st6:52D'Andre Swift 1 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Anzalone13.66-16.8
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN1st6:39Kyren Williams 1 yard Rushing Attempt James Lynch13.66-16.9
Patriarchs		NE@MIA1st6:23TreVeyon Henderson 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Minkah Fitzpatrick16.16-16.9
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st6:21D'Andre Swift 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Campbell16.26-16.9
Patriarchs		LAR@TEN1st6:12Davante Adams 6 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford C.J. Ravenell17.86-16.9
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET1st5:03David Montgomery 3 yard Rushing Attempt Grady Jarrett17.86-17.2
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN1st4:45Kyren Williams 4 yard Rushing Attempt Cedric Gray17.86-17.6
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ1st4:15Garrett Wilson 18 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Taylor Rapp17.86-18.32
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st4:10Kalif Raymond 14 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Kevin Byard18.42-18.32
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN1st4:03Kyren Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Jeffery Simmons18.42-18.62
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st3:23Amon-Ra St. Brown 32 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson, Kevin Byard19.7-22.82
Patriarchs		NE@MIA1st3:06TreVeyon Henderson 6 yard Rushing Attempt Minkah Fitzpatrick20.3-22.82
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET1st2:45David Montgomery 1 yard Rushing TD20.3-28.92
Patriarchs		NE@MIA1st2:23TreVeyon Henderson 2 yard Rushing Attempt Chop Robinson20.5-28.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st2:12D'Andre Swift 12 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Campbell21.7-28.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st1:13D'Andre Swift 3 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Alex Anzalone23-28.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET1st0:38D'Andre Swift Rushing Attempt Fumble Lost recovered by Jack Campbell Brian Branch21.1-28.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd13:14Jahmyr Gibbs -2 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson21.02-28.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd11:57D'Andre Swift 7 yard Rushing Attempt Brian Branch21.72-28.92
Patriarchs		LAR@TEN2nd11:16Davante Adams 33 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Amani Hooker26.02-28.92
He-Bitch Ma..		JAC@CIN2nd10:54Cam Little XP26.02-29.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd10:41D'Andre Swift 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kerby Joseph26.32-29.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd9:45David Montgomery 4 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nahshon Wright26.48-31.32
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET2nd9:16David Montgomery 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tanoh Kpassagnon26.48-31.52
Patriarchs		CLE@BAL2nd8:59David Njoku 3 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Trenton Simpson27.78-31.52
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ2nd8:38Justin Fields 7 yard Rushing Attempt Cole Bishop27.78-32.22
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET2nd8:29Amon-Ra St. Brown 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jaquan Brisker27.78-32.82
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ2nd7:18Justin Fields 11 yard Rushing Attempt Tre'Davious White27.78-33.92
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET2nd6:57David Montgomery 9 yard Rushing Attempt Tremaine Edmunds27.78-34.82
Patriarchs		NE@MIA2nd6:55TreVeyon Henderson 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Bradley Chubb30.28-34.82
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET2nd6:14David Montgomery 18 yard Rushing Attempt Jaquan Brisker30.28-36.62
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ2nd5:05Justin Fields 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tre'Davious White30.28-36.92
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd4:53Brock Wright 8 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff35.6-36.92
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN2nd3:51Kyren Williams 1 yard Rushing Attempt Roger McCreary35.6-37.02
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd1:51Jahmyr Gibbs 8 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jonathan Owens35.92-37.02
He-Bitch Ma..		JAC@CIN2nd1:39Cam Little 42 yard Field Goal Made35.92-41.02
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd1:16Sam LaPorta 10 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker36.32-41.02
Patriarchs		CLE@BAL2nd1:09David Njoku 23 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Malaki Starks39.62-41.02
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd0:54Amon-Ra St. Brown 12 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jonathan Owens40.1-43.22
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ2nd0:48Breece Hall 7 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Matt Milano40.1-43.5
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd0:47Sam LaPorta 7 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nick McCloud40.38-43.5
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ2nd0:43Justin Fields 27 yard Rushing Attempt Taylor Rapp40.38-46.2
Patriarchs		CLE@BAL2nd0:40David Njoku 8 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Malaki Starks42.18-46.2
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd0:31Amon-Ra St. Brown 2 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nick McCloud42.26-47.4
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd0:25Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tremaine Edmunds42.42-47.4
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd0:21Isaac TeSlaa 29 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson43.58-47.4
Patriarchs		CHI@DET2nd0:06Amon-Ra St. Brown 4 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff48.74-54.8
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd14:55D'Andre Swift 4 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Anzalone49.14-54.8
Patriarchs		LAR@TEN3rd14:54Davante Adams 19 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Darrell Baker52.04-54.8
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd14:33D'Andre Swift 2 yard Rushing Attempt Terrion Arnold52.24-54.8
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN3rd14:09Kyren Williams 1 yard Rushing Attempt Shy Tuttle52.24-54.9
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd13:42Jameson Williams 64 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker62.2-54.9
Patriarchs		LAR@TEN3rd12:52Davante Adams 26 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford L'Jarius Sneed65.8-54.9
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET3rd12:49Amon-Ra St. Brown 1 yard Rushing Attempt Andrew Billings65.8-55
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN3rd12:22Kyren Williams 7 yard Rushing Attempt Roger McCreary65.8-55.7
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN3rd11:44Kyren Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Dre'Mont Jones65.8-56
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd11:25Jared Goff 6 yard Rushing Attempt Montez Sweat66.4-56
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN3rd10:19Kyren Williams 5 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Jarvis Brownlee66.4-57.5
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd10:06D'Andre Swift 4 yard Rushing Attempt Kerby Joseph66.8-57.5
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ3rd7:36Breece Hall 2 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Christian Benford, Terrel Bernard66.8-57.58
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd6:28Jameson Williams 44 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff84.96-57.58
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd4:19Brock Wright 12 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Dominique Robinson85.44-57.58
He-Bitch Ma..		JAC@CIN3rd4:08Cam Little XP85.44-58.58
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET3rd3:34David Montgomery 13 yard Rushing Attempt Jaquan Brisker85.44-59.88
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET3rd2:48David Montgomery 4 yard Rushing Attempt Tremaine Edmunds85.44-60.28
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET3rd1:22David Montgomery 2 yard Rushing Attempt Ruben Hyppolite85.44-60.48
Patriarchs		CHI@DET3rd0:37Amon-Ra St. Brown 3 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker85.56-61.78
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN3rd0:03Kyren Williams 2 yard Rushing Attempt Xavier Woods85.56-61.98
Patriarchs		CHI@DET4th15:00Amon-Ra St. Brown 8 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff90.88-69.78
Patriarchs		LAR@TEN4th15:00Davante Adams 6 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Cedric Gray92.48-69.78
Patriarchs		CHI@DET4th14:56D'Andre Swift 2 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Al-Quadin Muhammad93.68-69.78
He-Bitch Ma..		BUF@NYJ4th14:42Justin Fields -9 yard Sack Joey Bosa Fumble recovered by Mason Taylor Joey Bosa93.68-69.52
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN4th13:33Kyren Williams -1 yard Rushing Attempt Dre'Mont Jones, Oluwafemi Oladejo93.68-69.42
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN4th12:20Kyren Williams 9 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Quandre Diggs93.68-71.32
He-Bitch Ma..		JAC@CIN4th11:47Cam Little 25 yard Field Goal Made93.68-74.32
Patriarchs		CHI@DET4th11:47D'Andre Swift 3 yard Rushing TD99.98-74.32
Patriarchs		CHI@DET4th11:44Brock Wright 8 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson100.3-74.32
He-Bitch Ma..		LAR@TEN4th11:09Kyren Williams 3 yard Rushing Attempt Darrell Baker, Sebastian Joseph-Day100.3-74.62
He-Bitch Ma..		CHI@DET4th10:11David Montgomery 5 yard Rushing Attempt Montez Sweat100.3-75.12
Patriarchs		LAR@TEN4th9:44Davante Adams 16 yard Passing TD from Matthew Stafford108.9-75.12
Patriarchs		NE@MIA4th9:38TreVeyon Henderson 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson109.1-75.12