Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8 | ||||||
| Team | Coach Rating | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| (5-9) | 75 | 53 | 25 | 18 | 170.32 | |
| (8-6) | 109 | 37 | 4 | 18 | 168.28 | |
| Final Regular Season Game | ||||||
| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 1st | 11:49 | Dallas Goedert 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kenneth Murray | 0-0.32 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 1st | 10:40 | Jalen Hurts 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Sanborn | 0-1.02 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 1st | 9:09 | Dallas Goedert 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Malik Hooker | 0-1.26 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 1st | 6:01 | Jalen Hurts 4 yard Rushing TD | 0-7.66 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 14:12 | DeVonta Smith 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kenneth Murray | 0-9 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 12:48 | Dallas Goedert 3 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kenneth Murray | 0-9.12 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 12:01 | Dallas Goedert 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Malik Hooker | 0-9.4 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 11:19 | Kylen Granson 1 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts | 0-9.44 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 10:38 | Jalen Hurts 9 yard Rushing Attempt Kaiir Elam | 0-10.34 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 8:28 | Jalen Hurts 15 yard Rushing Attempt Malik Hooker | 0-11.84 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 6:58 | Jalen Hurts 8 yard Rushing TD | 0-18.64 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 1:53 | Jahan Dotson 51 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kaiir Elam | 0-20.68 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 1:16 | Saquon Barkley 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kaiir Elam | 0-21 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 1:09 | Saquon Barkley 3 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts | 0-21.12 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 2nd | 1:04 | Jalen Hurts 5 yard Rushing Attempt Damone Clark | 0-21.62 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 3rd | 14:55 | Dallas Goedert 5 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kenny Clark | 0-21.82 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 3rd | 14:13 | Dallas Goedert 6 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Marist Liufau | 0-22.06 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 3rd | 13:40 | DeVonta Smith 3 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kaiir Elam | 0-22.98 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 3rd | 9:17 | Jahan Dotson 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Damone Clark | 0-23.14 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 3rd | 3:56 | Jalen Hurts 8 yard Rushing Attempt Kenneth Murray | 0-23.94 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 14:46 | Saquon Barkley 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kaiir Elam | 0-24.26 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 13:24 | Jalen Hurts 1 yard Rushing Attempt James Houston | 0-24.36 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 11:05 | Jalen Hurts 1 yard Rushing Attempt Kenneth Murray | 0-24.46 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 10:21 | DeVonta Smith 7 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Malik Hooker | 0-25.94 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 9:47 | Saquon Barkley 5 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts DaRon Bland | 0-26.14 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 8:18 | Dallas Goedert 9 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Trevon Diggs | 0-26.5 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 4:03 | Jalen Hurts 3 yard Rushing Attempt Sam Williams | 0-26.8 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 3:52 | Jahan Dotson 4 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts DaRon Bland | 0-26.96 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 1:51 | A.J. Brown 8 yard Passing Completion from Jalen Hurts Kaiir Elam | 0-27.28 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 1:45 | Jalen Hurts 4 yard Rushing Attempt Kenny Clark | 0-27.68 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 1:29 | Jalen Hurts -1 yard Rushing Attempt | 0-27.58 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 0:53 | Jalen Hurts -1 yard Rushing Attempt | 0-27.48 |
| Suck my Nut.. | DAL@PHI | 4th | 0:36 | Jalen Hurts -1 yard Rushing Attempt | 0-27.38 |
| Suck my Nut.. | KC@LAC | 1st | 7:57 | Travis Kelce 10 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Alohi Gilman | 0-28.88 |
| Suck my Nut.. | KC@LAC | 2nd | 4:53 | Harrison Butker 35 yard Field Goal Made | 0-31.88 |
| Suck my Nut.. | KC@LAC | 2nd | 0:03 | Harrison Butker 59 yard Field Goal Made | 0-37.88 |
| Suck my Nut.. | KC@LAC | 4th | 12:10 | Travis Kelce 37 yard Passing TD from Patrick Mahomes | 0-48.08 |
| Suck my Nut.. | KC@LAC | 4th | 2:37 | Harrison Butker 27 yard Field Goal Made | 0-51.08 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 1st | 14:56 | James Conner 3 yard Rushing Attempt Davon Godchaux | 0.3-51.08 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 1st | 14:55 | Noah Fant 12 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Ronnie Hickman | 0.78-51.08 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 1st | 14:27 | Ashton Jeanty 9 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Elliss | 0.78-51.98 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 1st | 13:11 | Ashton Jeanty 4 yard Rushing Attempt Harold Landry | 0.78-52.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 1st | 12:57 | James Conner -2 yard Rushing Attempt Kool-Aid McKinstry | 0.58-52.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 12:38 | Travis Hunter 10 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Princely Umanmielen | 2.08-52.38 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 1st | 12:24 | Garrett Wilson 8 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields DeShon Elliott | 2.08-53.68 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 1st | 11:08 | Tee Higgins 13 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Myles Harden | 2.6-53.68 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 1st | 10:34 | Ashton Jeanty 9 yard Rushing Attempt Craig Woodson | 2.6-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 1st | 10:12 | Chase Brown 7 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Devin Bush, Carson Schwesinger | 2.88-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | MIA@IND | 1st | 10:05 | Tyreek Hill 4 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Zaire Franklin | 3.78-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 9:41 | Travis Hunter 10 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Trevin Wallace | 5.28-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 1st | 9:30 | Ja'Marr Chase 6 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Carson Schwesinger, Ronnie Hickman | 5.52-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 1st | 9:29 | James Conner 1 yard Rushing Attempt Julian Blackmon | 5.62-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 8:09 | Chuba Hubbard 5 yard Rushing Attempt Foyesade Oluokun | 6.12-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 7:29 | Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Murray | 6.42-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 1st | 7:21 | James Conner 12 yard Rushing Attempt Justin Reid | 7.62-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 6:04 | Chuba Hubbard 7 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Murray | 8.32-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 1st | 5:59 | James Conner 3 yard Rushing Attempt Demario Davis | 8.62-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 4:36 | Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Rushing Attempt Emmanuel Ogbah | 8.82-54.58 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 3:48 | Chuba Hubbard 3 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young Devin Lloyd | 9.62-54.58 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 1st | 2:56 | Garrett Wilson 8 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Darius Slay | 9.62-55.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 1st | 2:16 | Chuba Hubbard 5 yard Rushing Attempt Khalen Saunders | 10.12-55.88 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 1st | 0:57 | Ashton Jeanty 3 yard Rushing Attempt Milton Williams | 10.12-56.18 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 1st | 0:31 | Garrett Wilson 33 yard Passing TD from Justin Fields | 10.12-65.98 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 1st | 0:19 | Ashton Jeanty -1 yard Rushing Attempt Harold Landry, Craig Woodson | 10.12-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 14:16 | Travis Hunter -2 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Mike Jackson | 10.42-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 13:26 | Chuba Hubbard 9 yard Rushing Attempt Eric Murray | 11.32-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 11:56 | Chase Brown 1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Denzel Ward | 11.36-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | MIA@IND | 2nd | 11:53 | Tyreek Hill 11 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Joe Bachie | 12.96-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 11:39 | Mike Gesicki 14 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Greg Newsome | 13.52-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 11:03 | Samaje Perine 1 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Devin Bush | 13.56-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 10:18 | Joe Burrow 2 yard Rushing Attempt Myles Garrett | 13.76-65.88 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 9:23 | Travis Hunter 4 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Nick Scott | 14.66-65.88 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 2nd | 8:30 | Ashton Jeanty 4 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Christian Elliss | 14.66-66.78 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 8:26 | Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Passing Completion from Bryce Young Jourdan Lewis | 15.36-66.78 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 7:52 | Ja'Marr Chase 20 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Mohamoud Diabate | 16.16-66.78 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 7:50 | Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Rushing Attempt Travon Walker | 16.36-66.78 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 2nd | 7:47 | Garrett Wilson 11 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Joey Porter | 16.36-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 5:54 | Samaje Perine 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Ronnie Hickman | 16.56-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 4:39 | Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Rushing Attempt Devin Lloyd | 16.76-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 4:21 | Noah Fant 1 yard Passing TD from Joe Burrow | 20.8-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 2nd | 3:28 | James Conner -3 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Carl Granderson, Julian Blackmon | 21-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 2nd | 1:57 | James Conner 7 yard Rushing Attempt Carl Granderson | 21.7-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 2nd | 1:43 | Chuba Hubbard 8 yard Rushing Attempt Jourdan Lewis | 22.5-68.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 2nd | 0:32 | James Conner 4 yard Passing TD from Kyler Murray | 29.4-68.38 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 2nd | 0:27 | Garrett Wilson 8 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields | 29.4-69.68 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 0:18 | Noah Fant 8 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Myles Harden | 29.72-69.68 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 2nd | 0:12 | Joe Burrow 1 yard Rushing Attempt Isaiah McGuire | 29.82-69.68 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 3rd | 14:16 | Chuba Hubbard 2 yard Rushing Attempt Andrew Wingard | 30.02-69.68 |
| The Pussy W.. | ARI@NO | 3rd | 12:27 | James Conner -1 yard Passing Completion from Kyler Murray Demario Davis | 30.42-69.68 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 3rd | 12:17 | Garrett Wilson 6 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Jalen Ramsey | 30.42-70.78 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 3rd | 11:56 | Chuba Hubbard 8 yard Rushing Attempt Foyesade Oluokun | 31.22-70.78 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 3rd | 11:14 | Ashton Jeanty 4 yard Rushing Attempt Robert Spillane | 31.22-71.18 |
| The Pussy W.. | CAR@JAC | 3rd | 10:33 | Chuba Hubbard 1 yard Rushing Attempt Foyesade Oluokun | 31.32-71.18 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 3rd | 9:44 | Ashton Jeanty 3 yard Rushing TD | 31.32-77.48 |
| Suck my Nut.. | LV@NE | 3rd | 8:03 | Ashton Jeanty -1 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins | 31.32-77.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | MIA@IND | 3rd | 7:25 | Tyreek Hill 21 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Mekhi Blackmon | 33.92-77.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 3rd | 7:20 | Noah Fant 5 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Carson Schwesinger | 34.12-77.38 |
| The Pussy W.. | MIA@IND | 3rd | 5:33 | Tyreek Hill 4 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Charvarius Ward | 35.02-77.38 |
| Suck my Nut.. | PIT@NYJ | 3rd | 4:20 | Garrett Wilson 21 yard Passing Completion from Justin Fields Payton Wilson | 35.02-79.98 |
| The Pussy W.. | CIN@CLE | 3rd | 4:09 | Tee Higgins 10 yard Passing Completion from Joe Burrow Denzel Ward | 35.42-79.98 |