Fantasy Matchup: I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few @ BONNIE & CLYDE · Assholes Anonymous · NFL

Team	Yet	In	F	Coach Rating	Total
Week 1 2026 Tue 9/8-Mon 9/14
I’m Not a Walker, I’ve Just Had a Few	0	0	0	100%	0
BONNIE & CLYDE	0	0	0	100%	0
Regular Season Game

I’m Not a W..							BONNIE & CL..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
QJ. Allen QB BUF			—		QB		—			D. Maye QB NE
T. Etienne RB JAC			—		RB		—			S. Barkley RB PHI
R. Ali RB BAL			—		RB		—			D. Montgomery RB DET
C. Watson WR GB			—		WR		—			B. Thomas WR JAC
Z. Flowers WR BAL			—		WR		—			T. McMillan WR CAR
J. Chase WR CIN			—		FLEX		—			N. Collins WR HOU
QX. Worthy WR KC			—		FLEX		—			QC. Loveland TE CHI
J. Smith TE PIT			—		TE		—			QD. Schultz TE HOU
A. Winfield S TB			—		DB		—			T. Hufanga S DEN
J. Simmons IL TEN			—		FLEX		—			M. Sweat EDR CHI
Z. Baun LB PHI			—		LB		—			D. White LB LV
Total			0				0			Total

Benched
QJ. McCarthy QB MIN			—		BN		—			R. Wilson QB NYG
D. Gabriel QB CLE			—		BN		—			D. Prescott QB DAL
R. Stevenson RB NE			—		BN		—			D. Singletary RB NYG
C. Brooks RB GB			—		BN		—			A. Dillon RB PHI
D. Giddens RB IND			—		BN		—			B. Tuten RB JAC
M. Hollins WR NE			—		BN		—			T. Etienne RB CAR
D. Mooney WR ATL			—		BN		—			QJ. Waddle WR MIA
D. Brown WR JAC			—		BN		—			QJ. Palmer WR BUF
K. Turpin WR DAL			—		BN		—			QC. Olave WR NO
J. Downs WR IND			—		BN		—			T. Tucker WR LV
T. Conklin TE LAC			—		BN		—			P. Washington WR JAC
N. Fant TE CIN			—		BN		—			A. Mitchell WR NYJ
QS. LaPorta TE DET			—		BN		—			C. Dike WR TEN
QT. Nubin S NYG			—		BN		—			N. Gray TE KC
A. Hutchinson EDR DET			—		BN		—			T. Watt EDR PIT
					BN		—			B. Okereke LB NYG
Total			0				0			Total

Injured Reserve
QC. Skattebo RB NYG			—		IR		—			QA. Mattison RB MIA
QT. Kraft TE GB			—		IR		—			QN. Harris RB LAC

Taxi Squad
					TAXI		—			B. Sinnott TE WAS
Total			0				0			Total