Fantasy Matchup: Hold My Hair While I Puka @ Purdy Mouths · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 16 2025 Tue 12/16-Mon 12/22
#4 Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	83%	137	69	3	42	251.05
#1 Purdy Mouths (11-3)	80%	40	50	10	44	143.85
Final Playoff Game

Hold My Hai..					Purdy Mouths
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
K. Cousins QB FA	@ARIW 26-19	197 Yd 3 TD	21.05	QB	38.35	295 Yd 5 TD	@INDW 48-27	B. Purdy QB SF
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@INDW 48-27	117 Yd 6/8 Rec 29 Yd 2 TD	34.6	RB	22.8	2 Yd 10/13 Rec 66 Yd 1 TD	PITL 24-29	J. Gibbs RB DET
C. Brown RB CIN	@MIAW 45-21	66 Yd 4/4 Rec 43 Yd 3 TD	32.9	RB	10.1	22 Yd 5/6 Rec 29 Yd	BUFL 20-23	Q. Judkins RB CLE
T. Pollard RB TEN	KCW 26-9	102 Yd	12.2	FLEX	7.1	71 Yd	@CARL 20-23	B. Irving RB TB
J. Warren RB PIT	@DETW 29-24	143 Yd 2/2 Rec 8 Yd 2 TD	40.1	FLEX	7	3/5 Rec 40 Yd	CINL 21-45	D. Waller TE FA
M. Pittman WR PIT	SFL 27-48	4/5 Rec 32 Yd	7.2	WR	14.1	5/9 Rec 31 Yd 1 TD	@CARL 20-23	M. Evans WR SF
P. Nacua WR LAR	@SEAL 37-38	12/16 Rec 225 Yd 2 TD	55.5	WR	8.2	4/9 Rec 42 Yd	@DETW 29-24	D. Metcalf WR PIT
H. Fannin TE CLE	BUFL 20-23	1 Yd 4/6 Rec 34 Yd 2 TD	20.5	TE	18.7	7/9 Rec 57 Yd 1 TD	@ARIW 26-19	K. Pitts TE ATL
M. Jones CB NE	@BALW 28-24	1 Solo	3	DB	6	3 Solo	SFL 27-48	N. Cross S WAS
B. Cashman LB MIN	@NYGW 16-13	7 Solo	16	LB	10	8 Solo	NEL 24-28	R. Smith LB BAL
M. Crosby EDR LV	@HOUL 21-23	3 Solo	8	FLEX	1.5	0.5 Sack	BUFL 20-23	M. Garrett EDR CLE
Total			251.05		143.85			Total
Optimum			301.35		177.85			Optimum

Benched
M. Stafford QB LAR	@SEAL 37-38	457 Yd 3 TD	44.45	BN	—		MINL 13-16	J. Winston QB NYG
T. Lawrence QB JAC	@DENW 34-20	279 Yd 4 TD	36.95	BN	21.55	191 Yd 2 TD	TBW 23-20	B. Young QB CAR
M. Davis RB DAL	LACL 17-34	23 Yd	2.3	BN	27.5	250 Yd 2 TD	GBW 22-16	C. Williams QB CHI
T. Spears RB TEN	KCW 26-9	52 Yd 5/5 Rec 53 Yd 1 TD	21.5	BN	8	45 Yd 2/2 Rec 15 Yd	@CARL 20-23	R. White RB WAS
K. Mitchell RB LAC	NEL 24-28	13 Yd	1.3	BN	3.7	37 Yd	JACL 20-34	J. McLaughlin RB DEN
M. Lloyd RB GB	@CHIL 16-22		—	BN	7.74	3 Yd 1 TD	@CARL 20-23	S. Tucker RB TB
L. Allen RB JAC	@DENW 34-20	10 Yd	3.92	BN	10	8 Yd 4/4 Rec 52 Yd	@NOL 6-29	I. Davis RB NYJ
K. Monangai RB CHI	GBW 22-16	50 Yd 3/4 Rec 43 Yd	12.3	BN	0		MINL 13-16	I. Hodgins WR NYG
S. Diggs WR FA	@BALW 28-24	9/10 Rec 138 Yd	24.8	BN	24.6	4/4 Rec 86 Yd 2 TD	SFL 27-48	A. Pierce WR IND
B. Aiyuk WR SF	@INDW 48-27		—	BN	19.4	5/6 Rec 84 Yd 1 TD	@CHIL 16-22	R. Doubs WR NE
M. Harrison WR ARI	ATLL 19-26	1/3 Rec 14 Yd	2.4	BN	4.6	2/3 Rec 26 Yd	@NYGW 16-13	J. Addison WR MIN
T. Franklin WR DEN	JACL 20-34	4/5 Rec 66 Yd	10.6	BN	2.7	1/3 Rec 17 Yd	LVW 23-21	J. Higgins WR HOU
M. Golden WR GB	@CHIL 16-22	4 Yd 0/1 Rec	0.4	BN	2.5	25 Yd	TBW 23-20	J. Horn WR CAR
H. Henry TE NE	@BALW 28-24	6/7 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	15.5	BN	—			D. Njoku TE FA
I. Likely TE NYG	NEL 24-28		0	BN	2.9	2/3 Rec 9 Yd	KCW 26-9	G. Helm TE TEN
C. Otton TE TB	@CARL 20-23	2/2 Rec 15 Yd	3.5	BN	8	5 Solo	CINL 21-45	T. Dodson LB MIA
Total			201.62		155.49			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Richardson QB IND	SFL 27-48		—	IR	—		PHIL 18-29	J. Ford RB WAS
B. Allen RB NYJ	@NOL 6-29		—	IR	—		KCW 26-9	C. Ridley WR TEN
OUTM. Taylor TE NYJ	@NOL 6-29		—	IR

Taxi Squad
S. Rattler QB NO	NYJW 29-6		—	TAXI	—		BUFL 20-23	A. Marshall RB CLE
A. Estime RB NO	NYJW 29-6	19 Yd 3/4 Rec 17 Yd	6.6	TAXI	—		KCW 26-9	X. Restrepo WR TEN
M. Tipton WR NO	NYJW 29-6	12 Yd 4/5 Rec 29 Yd	8.1	TAXI	12.3	3/4 Rec 33 Yd 1 TD	@SEAL 37-38	T. Ferguson TE LAR
K. Mumpfield WR LAR	@SEAL 37-38	3/8 Rec 40 Yd	7	TAXI
Total			201.62		155.49			Total

Week 16 2025 Tue 12/16-Mon 12/22

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad