Fantasy Matchup: BONNIE & CLYDE @ Hold My Hair While I Puka · Assholes Anonymous

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
BONNIE & CLYDE (8-6)	74%	87	4	16	32	139.7
Hold My Hair While I Puka (9-5)	82%	77	37	0	28	142.11
Final Regular Season Game

BONNIE & CL..					Hold My Hai..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Maye QB NE	NYGW 33-15	282 Yd 2 TD	25.3	QB	15.05	243 Yd 2 TD	@CARL 28-31	M. Stafford QB LAR
S. Barkley RB PHI	CHIL 15-24	56 Yd 0/2 Rec	5.6	RB	17.4	53 Yd 4/4 Rec 21 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 26-8	C. McCaffrey RB SF
D. Montgomery RB DET	GBL 24-31	32 Yd 2/2 Rec 16 Yd 1 TD	12.8	RB	18.3	78 Yd 7/7 Rec 35 Yd	@BALW 32-14	C. Brown RB CIN
N. Collins WR HOU	@INDW 20-16	7 Yd 5/10 Rec 98 Yd 1 TD	21.5	WR	13.2	6/9 Rec 72 Yd	@CARL 28-31	P. Nacua WR LAR
T. McMillan WR CAR	LARW 31-28	1/2 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	13.3	WR	12.9	6/7 Rec 69 Yd	@TBL 17-20	M. Harrison WR ARI
J. Waddle WR MIA	NOW 21-17	3/6 Rec 40 Yd	7	FLEX	12.4	35 Yd 2/4 Rec 9 Yd 1 TD	BUFL 7-26	J. Warren RB PIT
C. Olave WR NO	@MIAL 17-21	4/7 Rec 47 Yd 1 TD	14.7	FLEX	5.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	NYGW 33-15	S. Diggs WR NE
D. Schultz TE HOU	@INDW 20-16	7/8 Rec 55 Yd	12.5	TE	11.3	4/6 Rec 73 Yd	NYGW 33-15	H. Henry TE NE
T. Hufanga S DEN	@WASW 27-26	10 Solo	16	DB	10.96	1 TD	NYGW 33-15	M. Jones CB NE
B. Okereke LB NYG	@NEL 15-33	5 Solo	7	LB	10	5 Solo	@SEAL 0-26	B. Cashman LB MIN
T. Watt EDR PIT	BUFL 7-26		4	FLEX	15	6 Solo 2 Sack	@LACL 14-31	M. Crosby EDR LV
Total			139.7		142.11			Total
Optimum			186.66		171.95			Optimum

Benched
R. Wilson QB NYG	@NEL 15-33		—	BN	16.7	234 Yd 1 TD	@NYJL 24-27	K. Cousins QB ATL
D. Prescott QB DAL	KCW 31-28	320 Yd 2 TD	28.3	BN	25.95	229 Yd 2 TD	@TENW 25-3	T. Lawrence QB JAC
D. Singletary RB NYG	@NEL 15-33	68 Yd 3/3 Rec 34 Yd 1 TD	21.36	BN	-3.8	126 Yd	@SEAL 0-26	M. Brosmer QB MIN
OUTA. Dillon RB PHI	CHIL 15-24		—	BN	5.3	60 Yd 1/2 Rec 3 Yd	JACL 3-25	T. Pollard RB TEN
B. Tuten RB JAC	@TENW 25-3	17 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd 1 TD	10.18	BN	13.7	47 Yd 1 TD	KCW 31-28	M. Davis RB DAL
T. Etienne RB CAR	LARW 31-28	1/1 Rec 4 Yd	5.56	BN	8.4	-1 Yd 6/6 Rec 25 Yd	JACL 3-25	T. Spears RB TEN
OUTJ. Palmer WR BUF	@PITW 26-7		—	BN	14.74	19 Yd 2/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	CINL 14-32	K. Mitchell RB BAL
T. Tucker WR LV	@LACL 14-31	3/3 Rec 20 Yd	5	BN	4.04		@TENW 25-3	L. Allen RB JAC
OUTP. Washington WR JAC	@TENW 25-3	1/3 Rec 26 Yd	4.16	BN	21	130 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	@PHIW 24-15	K. Monangai RB CHI
B. Thomas WR JAC	@TENW 25-3	2/3 Rec 28 Yd	4.8	BN	2.3	1/4 Rec 13 Yd	HOUL 16-20	M. Pittman WR IND
A. Mitchell WR NYJ	ATLW 27-24	8/12 Rec 102 Yd 1 TD	28.2	BN	2.5	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	@PITW 26-7	G. Davis WR BUF
C. Dike WR TEN	JACL 3-25	1 Yd 1/4 Rec 8 Yd	5.98	BN	5.1	2/3 Rec 21 Yd	@WASW 27-26	T. Franklin WR DEN
OUTN. Gray TE KC	@DALL 28-31		—	BN	—		@DETW 31-24	OUTM. Golden WR GB
C. Loveland TE CHI	@PHIW 24-15	3/6 Rec 28 Yd	5.8	BN	12.5	5/6 Rec 95 Yd	CINL 14-32	I. Likely TE BAL
C. Bynum S IND	HOUL 16-20	4 Solo 1 INT	11	BN	2.9	2/2 Rec 9 Yd	ARIW 20-17	C. Otton TE TB
P. Wilson LB PIT	BUFL 7-26	5 Solo	14	BN	4.1	2/4 Rec 21 Yd	ATLW 27-24	M. Taylor TE NYJ
Total			144.34		154.95			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Mattison RB MIA	NOW 21-17		—	IR	—		HOUL 16-20	A. Richardson QB IND
N. Harris RB LAC	LVW 31-14		—	IR	—		ATLW 27-24	B. Allen RB NYJ
				IR	—		@CLEW 26-8	B. Aiyuk WR SF

Taxi Squad
B. Sinnott TE WAS	DENL 26-27		—	TAXI	—		@MIAL 17-21	S. Rattler QB NO
				TAXI	0		@MIAL 17-21	A. Estime RB NO
				TAXI	7.22	-1 Yd 3/4 Rec 20 Yd	@MIAL 17-21	M. Tipton WR NO
				TAXI	1		@CARL 28-31	K. Mumpfield WR LAR
				TAXI	11.3	3/5 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	SFL 8-26	H. Fannin TE CLE
Total			144.34		154.95			Total

Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad