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Jalen Ramsey
CB PIT (5)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
cut
Jalen Ramsey
. Thu 9/11/25 8:06 PM

Isaiah Likely
TE BAL (7)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
activated
Isaiah Likely
from the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/11/25 8:05 PM

IRGeorge Holani
RB SEA (8)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
cut
George Holani
. Thu 9/11/25 8:05 PM

Teddy Bridgewater
QB TB (9)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
added
Teddy Bridgewater
. Thu 9/11/25 7:06 PM

Woody Marks
RB HOU (6)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
placed
Woody Marks
on the Taxi Squad. Thu 9/11/25 7:04 PM

Ty Chandler
RB MIN (6)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
placed
Ty Chandler
on the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/11/25 3:05 PM

Alex Highsmith
EDR PIT (5)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
added
Alex Highsmith
. Thu 9/11/25 3:04 PM

Anfernee Jennings
EDR NE (14)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
cut
Anfernee Jennings
. Thu 9/11/25 3:04 PM

Christian Kirk
WR HOU (6)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
activated
Christian Kirk
from the Injured Reserve. Thu 9/11/25 3:03 PM

Xavier Hutchinson
WR HOU (6)

Another Tony Caterine Enterprise
cut
Xavier Hutchinson
. Thu 9/11/25 3:03 PM

Commish

Purdy Mouths
has executed a trade. Thu 9/11/25 12:38 PM

2026 2nd round pick

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
traded for 2026 2nd round pick. Thu 9/11/25 12:38 PM

Caleb Williams
QB CHI (5)

Purdy Mouths
traded for
Caleb Williams
. Thu 9/11/25 12:38 PM

Romeo Doubs
WR GB (5)

Purdy Mouths
traded for
Romeo Doubs
. Thu 9/11/25 12:38 PM

Tee Higgins
WR CIN (10)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
traded for
Tee Higgins
. Thu 9/11/25 12:38 PM

IRJoe Mixon
RB HOU (6)

Purdy Mouths
traded for
Joe Mixon
. Thu 9/11/25 12:38 PM