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D'Andre Swift
RB CHI (5)

traded for
D'Andre Swift
. Tue 11/25/25 9:32 AM

Mark Andrews
TE BAL (7)

traded for
Mark Andrews
. Tue 11/25/25 9:32 AM

Patrick Queen
LB PIT (5)

Lemon Law
cut
Patrick Queen
. Tue 11/25/25 7:23 AM

Chris Godwin
WR TB (9)

Pour One Out For Mahomies
activated
Chris Godwin
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 11/25/25 6:25 AM

Commish

Purdy Mouths
has executed a trade. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

2026 1st round pick

Azeez Al-Shaair is coming for you
traded for 2026 1st round pick. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

IRDarnell Washington
TE PIT (5)

Azeez Al-Shaair is coming for you
traded for
Darnell Washington
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Tyjae Spears
RB TEN (10)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
traded for
Tyjae Spears
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Michael Carter
RB ARI (8)

Azeez Al-Shaair is coming for you
traded for
Michael Carter
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

IRJustin Fields
QB NYJ (9)

Azeez Al-Shaair is coming for you
traded for
Justin Fields
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Tony Pollard
RB TEN (10)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
traded for
Tony Pollard
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Jeremy McNichols
RB WAS (12)

Azeez Al-Shaair is coming for you
traded for
Jeremy McNichols
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Hunter Henry
TE NE (14)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
traded for
Hunter Henry
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Matthew Stafford
QB LAR (8)

Hold My Hair While I Puka
traded for
Matthew Stafford
. Tue 11/25/25 12:42 AM

Demario Davis
LB NO (11)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
added
Demario Davis
. Sun 11/23/25 4:18 AM

Tremaine Edmunds
LB CHI (5)

30 seconds to Ja'marrs
placed
Tremaine Edmunds
on the Injured Reserve. Sun 11/23/25 4:17 AM