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Week 1 2024 Tue 9/3-Mon 9/9

TeamCoach Rating1234Total
my dick hurts
(6-8)
79%
36
32
18
13
98.9
BigHonke's Team
(6-8)
79%
33
75
24
0
132.7
Final Non-Division Game
TeamGameTimeDescriptionScore
my dick hurts		BAL@KC2nd9:03Travis Kelce 1 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Marlon Humphrey1.1-0
my dick hurts		BAL@KC2nd8:04Travis Kelce 23 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Brandon Stephens4.4-0
my dick hurts		BAL@KC3rd7:08Travis Kelce 10 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Kyle Hamilton6.4-0
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st14:54Alvin Kamara 9 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Hill6.4-1.1
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG1st12:59Aaron Jones 1 yard Rushing Attempt Rakeem Nunez-Roches, Dexter Lawrence6.7-1.1
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st12:57Alvin Kamara 5 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Eku Leota6.7-2.6
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st11:34Alvin Kamara 11 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Fuller6.7-3.9
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st10:59Alvin Kamara -5 yard Rushing Attempt Shaq Thompson6.7-3.6
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st7:01Alvin Kamara 9 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Jackson, Josey Jewell6.7-4.7
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st6:28Alvin Kamara 5 yard Rushing Attempt Josey Jewell6.7-5.4
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG1st5:54Aaron Jones 9 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Deonte Banks8.6-5.4
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG1st4:45Aaron Jones 2 yard Rushing Attempt Brian Burns9-5.4
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG1st3:56Aaron Jones 3 yard Rushing TD15.5-5.4
my dick hurts		TEN@CHI1st3:33Calvin Ridley 6 yard Passing Completion from Will Levis T.J. Edwards17.1-5.4
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st2:55Alvin Kamara 17 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Hill17.1-7.3
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO1st2:11Alvin Kamara 2 yard Rushing Attempt Josey Jewell, A'Shawn Robinson17.1-7.7
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO2nd12:10Alvin Kamara 5 yard Rushing Attempt Josey Jewell17.1-8.4
my dick hurts		TEN@CHI2nd12:00Calvin Ridley 22 yard Passing Completion from Will Levis Kyler Gordon, Jaquan Brisker20.3-8.4
BigHonke's ..		MIN@NYG2nd10:28Jordan Addison 16 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Nick McCloud20.3-11
BigHonke's ..		MIN@NYG2nd9:43Jordan Addison 13 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Nick McCloud20.3-13.3
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO2nd9:41Alvin Kamara 17 yard Rushing Attempt Jordan Fuller20.3-15.2
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO2nd9:05Alvin Kamara Rushing Attempt A'Shawn Robinson20.3-15.4
BigHonke's ..		MIN@NYG2nd7:33Jordan Addison 6 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Dru Phillips20.3-17
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO2nd3:41Alvin Kamara 1 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Xavier Woods20.3-18.1
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG2nd3:03Aaron Jones 6 yard Passing Completion from Sam Darnold Bobby Okereke21.9-18.1
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG2nd2:35Aaron Jones 10 yard Rushing Attempt Jason Pinnock23.1-18.1
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG2nd2:00Aaron Jones 2 yard Rushing Attempt Tyler Nubin23.5-18.1
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG3rd15:00Aaron Jones 4 yard Rushing Attempt Bobby Okereke24.1-18.1
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG3rd13:22Aaron Jones 12 yard Rushing Attempt Tyler Nubin25.5-18.1
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd13:20Alvin Kamara -2 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Eku Leota, Derrick Brown25.5-18.9
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG3rd13:05Aaron Jones 19 yard Rushing Attempt Tyler Nubin27.6-18.9
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd12:34Alvin Kamara 4 yard Rushing Attempt A'Shawn Robinson27.6-19.5
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd10:36Alvin Kamara 18 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Xavier Woods27.6-22.3
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd9:29Alvin Kamara 5 yard Rushing Attempt Shaq Thompson27.6-23
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd9:06Alvin Kamara 2 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Hill, Jordan Fuller27.6-23.4
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd8:30Alvin Kamara 1 yard Rushing TD27.6-29.7
BigHonke's ..		TEN@CHI3rd5:21DeAndre Hopkins 8 yard Passing Completion from Will Levis Tyrique Stevenson27.6-31.5
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO3rd2:58Alvin Kamara 1 yard Rushing Attempt Shaq Thompson27.6-31.8
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG3rd2:53Aaron Jones 8 yard Rushing Attempt Rakeem Nunez-Roches28.6-31.8
BigHonke's ..		CAR@NO4th15:00Alvin Kamara 5 yard Passing Completion from Derek Carr Jordan Fuller28.6-33.3
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG4th4:52Aaron Jones 19 yard Rushing Attempt Darius Muasau30.7-33.3
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG4th4:05Aaron Jones -1 yard Rushing Attempt Dru Phillips30.8-33.3
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG4th3:20Aaron Jones 10 yard Rushing Attempt Jason Pinnock32-33.3
my dick hurts		TEN@CHI4th2:20Calvin Ridley 22 yard Passing Completion from Will Levis Tyrique Stevenson35.2-33.3
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG4th2:09Aaron Jones 4 yard Rushing Attempt Brian Burns35.8-33.3
my dick hurts		MIN@NYG4th2:00Aaron Jones 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jordon Riley36.1-33.3
my dick hurts		LV@LAC1st14:25Gus Edwards 6 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Wilkins36.9-33.3
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA1st14:22Geno Smith Pass to Tyler Lockett Interception by Alex Singleton Jaxon Smith-Njigba34.9-33.3
my dick hurts		LV@LAC1st13:23Gus Edwards Rushing Attempt Maxx Crosby35.1-33.3
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA1st12:31Kenneth Walker 8 yard Rushing Attempt Cody Barton35.1-34.3
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA1st11:47Noah Fant 2 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Brandon Jones35.2-34.3
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA1st9:04Kenneth Walker 3 yard Rushing Attempt Nik Bonitto, Kristian Welch35.2-34.8
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA1st8:38Kenneth Walker -3 yard Rushing Attempt Riley Moss35.2-34.7
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA1st8:00Noah Fant 9 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Riley Moss, Alex Singleton35.65-34.7
my dick hurts		LV@LAC1st5:55Gus Edwards 2 yard Rushing Attempt Adam Butler36.05-34.7
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA1st5:16Jaxon Smith-Njigba 9 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Riley Moss36.5-34.7
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA1st4:39Jaxon Smith-Njigba 10 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Pat Surtain37-34.7
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA1st3:20Kenneth Walker 3 yard Rushing Attempt Ja'Quan McMillian37-35.2
my dick hurts		LV@LAC2nd11:31Gus Edwards -1 yard Rushing Attempt Robert Spillane37.1-35.2
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE1st14:07CeeDee Lamb 8 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Grant Delpit, Dalvin Tomlinson37.1-35.6
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA2nd8:45Kenneth Walker 3 yard Rushing Attempt Malcolm Roach, Baron Browning37.1-36.1
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA2nd8:00Kenneth Walker -4 yard Rushing Attempt Cody Barton, Baron Browning37.1-35.9
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA2nd7:14DK Metcalf 12 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Pat Surtain37.7-35.9
my dick hurts		DAL@CLE1st12:07Amari Cooper 6 yard Passing Completion from Deshaun Watson Caelen Carson39.3-35.9
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA2nd6:38Tyler Lockett 19 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Brandon Jones40.25-38.8
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA2nd6:04Geno Smith 34 yard Rushing TD49.85-38.8
BigHonke's ..		WAS@TB1st9:30Mike Evans 13 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Benjamin St-Juste49.85-41.1
my dick hurts		LV@LAC2nd3:46Gus Edwards Rushing Attempt John Jenkins50.05-41.1
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE1st8:21CeeDee Lamb 34 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Juan Thornhill50.05-42.8
BigHonke's ..		WAS@TB1st8:12Mike Evans 24 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield50.05-46.2
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE1st6:59Brandin Cooks 21 yard Passing TD from Dak Prescott50.05-53.25
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA2nd1:33Kenneth Walker -2 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith P.J. Locke, Zach Allen49.95-54.05
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA2nd1:28Kenneth Walker 9 yard Rushing Attempt Ja'Quan McMillian49.95-55.15
my dick hurts		LV@LAC2nd1:13Gus Edwards 1 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Wilkins50.25-55.15
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE1st4:11Jake Ferguson 6 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, Quinton Jefferson50.25-55.45
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd13:31Kenneth Walker 5 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Singleton, Jonathon Cooper50.25-56.15
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA3rd13:10Tyler Lockett 13 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Riley Moss50.9-58.45
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd12:40Kenneth Walker 6 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Singleton, Riley Moss50.9-59.25
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE1st2:31CeeDee Lamb 11 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Juan Thornhill, Martin Emerson50.9-59.8
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd12:05Kenneth Walker 15 yard Rushing Attempt Brandon Jones50.9-61.5
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE1st2:01CeeDee Lamb 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Martin Emerson, Jordan Hicks50.9-61.75
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd11:27Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Singleton50.9-62.35
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd10:51Kenneth Walker 23 yard Rushing TD50.9-70.85
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd14:28Dak Prescott -7 yard Sack Myles Garrett Fumble recovered by Jalen Tolbert Myles Garrett50.9-70.8
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd13:39Jake Ferguson 7 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Juan Thornhill50.9-71.15
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd6:49Kenneth Walker 2 yard Rushing Attempt John Franklin-Myers50.9-71.55
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd6:04Kenneth Walker 8 yard Rushing Attempt Riley Moss50.9-72.55
BigHonke's ..		WAS@TB2nd10:59Mike Evans 17 yard Passing TD from Baker Mayfield50.9-81.25
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd10:38Dak Prescott 3 yard Rushing Attempt Mohamoud Diabate50.9-81.75
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA3rd5:31Kenneth Walker 8 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Brandon Jones51.3-83.55
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd4:52Kenneth Walker 2 yard Rushing Attempt51.3-83.95
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd4:45Kenneth Walker 4 yard Rushing Attempt Baron Browning51.3-84.55
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd9:03Hunter Luepke 6 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Grant Delpit51.3-84.85
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd7:44Jalen Brooks 18 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Juan Thornhill51.3-85.75
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd2:37Kenneth Walker Rushing Attempt Alex Singleton, Kristian Welch51.3-85.95
BigHonke's ..		WAS@TB2nd7:17Mike Evans 6 yard Passing Completion from Baker Mayfield Benjamin St-Juste51.3-87.55
BigHonke's ..		DEN@SEA3rd2:02Kenneth Walker 12 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Singleton51.3-88.95
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd7:01Brandin Cooks 5 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Greg Newsome51.3-89.2
my dick hurts		DEN@SEA3rd1:35Tyler Lockett 16 yard Passing Completion from Geno Smith Riley Moss52.1-91.8
BigHonke's ..		DAL@CLE2nd6:24Ezekiel Elliott 9 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Juan Thornhill52.1-92.25