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Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Uncle Fuckers
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Matthew Stafford QB LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	23.5		1		37.2↑	34.23	32.6	29.4 499.8 Total		Locked	QB
QJayden Daniels QB WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	26.25		34		4.2↓	14.98	19.69	21.6 151 Total		Locked	QB/RB/WR/TE
Saquon Barkley RB PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	22.9		12		11.55↓	20.57	19.35	19.6 313.3 Total		Locked	RB
QAaron Jones RB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	3.55		43		19.8↑	16.28	13.19	12.6 150.7 Total		Locked	RB
Bucky Irving RB TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	22.35		33		17.3	13.23↓	14.33	18.5 184.75 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Omarion Hampton RB LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	5.5		36		23.5	18.42	17.84	18.9 169.7 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
George Pickens WR DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	17.8		5		1.9↓	13.57	10.94	17.5 296.9 Total		Locked	WR
Romeo Doubs WR GB (5)		WASW 27-18	11.8		40		9.2	11.4	9.11	10.5 168.16 Total		Locked	WR
Cooper Kupp WR SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	16		58		4.9↓	4.47↓	6.9	7.3 116.3 Total		Locked	WR
Quentin Johnston WR LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	18.15		38		14.8	13	10.06	13.4 174.7 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Tyler Warren TE IND (11)		DENW 29-28	14.15		5		10.1	9.8↓	8.15↓	13.4 227 Total		Locked	TE

Benched
IRCarson Wentz QB MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	—		40		8.7↓	14.17	18.11	18.1 90.55 Total		Locked	BN
Jake Browning QB CIN (10)		JACW 31-27	26.1		43		0.7↓	12.08	14.2	14.2 71 Total		Locked	BN
Russell Wilson QB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	44.65		44		3.35↓	0.82↓	10.89	11.3 67.65 Total		Locked	BN
IRGardner Minshew QB KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	—		71		1.8↑	0.45	0.39	0.4 1.55 Total		Locked	BN
Hendon Hooker QB NYJ (9)		BUFL 10-30	—									Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	19		40		4.65↓	7.25	7.1	9.3 158.75 Total		Locked	BN
IRRoschon Johnson RB CHI (5)		@DETL 21-52	0		138		0.73↑	0.98↑	0.59	0.5 2.93 Total		Locked	BN
Sterling Shepard WR TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	7.4		83		1.5↓	2.4↓	4.78	6.4 83 Total		Locked	BN
IRVan Jefferson WR TEN (10)		LARL 19-33	3		94		7.6↑	5.77	5.2	5 70 Total		Locked	BN
OUTAmari Cooper WR FA			—									Locked	BN
A.T. Perry WR PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	—									Locked	BN
Cade Otton TE TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	7		19		25.9↑	13.23	10	10.1 151.7 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Higbee TE LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	9.7		41		22.6↑	11.4	10.48	8.4 83.6 Total		Locked	BN
Kylen Granson TE PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	2		92		9↑	3	1.8	1.2 14.5 Total		Locked	BN
Harrison Bryant TE HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	0		111		1.7↑	0.57	0.74	0.7 3.7 Total		Locked	BN
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Injured Reserve
IRJoe Mixon RB HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	—									Locked	IR
Jalen McMillan WR TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	—		145		2.1↓	8.45	7.79	7.8 31.15 Total		Locked	IR
IRJa'Lynn Polk WR NO (11)		SFL 21-26	—									Locked	IR
IRBrevin Jordan TE HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	—									Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Will Howard QB PIT (5)		SEAL 17-31	—									Locked	TAXI
Jaydon Blue RB DAL (10)		NYGW 40-37	—		96		16.4↑	8.82	6.26	6.3 31.3 Total		Locked	TAXI
Tre' Harris WR LAC (12)		@LVW 20-9	5.4		95		4.8	5.65	5.64	4.4 69.9 Total		Locked	TAXI
IRSavion Williams WR GB (5)		WASW 27-18	3.9		117		3.97	3.72	3.79	4.3 52.15 Total		Locked	TAXI
Jamari Thrash WR CLE (9)		@BALL 17-41	1.5		168		0↓	2.8	2.98	2.6 20.7 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

4-10

Points

2,092.86-2,450.33

Waiver Budget

$943

Rank

10

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Wed 1/7/26 9:12 AM

Roster

Illegal

7 QB 1-8
6 RB 2-20
8 WR 3-20
5 TE 1-20
11 Start 11 max
4 IR 5 max
5 TAXI 5 max
26 Active 35 max
35 Total 45 max

Keepers

22 Set / 35 Allowed