Fantasy Matchup: You Will Respect My Authoritah @ Uncle Fuckers · South Park · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8
You Will Respect My Authoritah (4-10)	93%	98	7	19	0	123.31
Uncle Fuckers (4-10)	84%	104	29	0	18	150.85
Final Regular Season Game

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Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
P. Mahomes QB KC	@LACL 21-27	258 Yd 2 TD	31.5		QB		17.15	245 Yd 1 TD	HOUW 14-9	M. Stafford QB LAR
J. Warren RB PIT	@NYJW 34-32	37 Yd 2/2 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	16.65		RB		17.7	23 Yd 3/3 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	@CHIW 27-24	A. Jones RB MIN
T. Tracy RB NYG	@WASL 6-21	24 Yd 2/5 Rec 11 Yd	8		RB		22.9	60 Yd 4/5 Rec 24 Yd 1 TD	DALW 24-20	S. Barkley RB PHI
M. Evans WR TB	@ATLW 23-20	5/8 Rec 51 Yd	10.1		WR		3.5	2/3 Rec 15 Yd	SFL 13-17	C. Kupp WR SEA
OUTX. Worthy WR KC	@LACL 21-27	0/1 Rec	0.25		WR		6	3/4 Rec 30 Yd	@PHIL 20-24	G. Pickens WR DAL
T. Hunter WR JAC	CARW 26-10	6/8 Rec 33 Yd	9.3		WR		8.8	2/4 Rec 68 Yd	DETW 27-13	R. Doubs WR GB
R. Bateman WR BAL	@BUFL 40-41	2/4 Rec 10 Yd	3		FLEX		26.3	233 Yd 1 TD	NYGW 21-6	J. Daniels QB WAS
M. Mims WR DEN	TENW 20-12	3/4 Rec 12 Yd	6.81		FLEX		18	37 Yd 4/4 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	@ATLW 23-20	B. Irving RB TB
D. Njoku TE CLE	CINL 16-17	3/6 Rec 37 Yd	8.2		FLEX		11.85	48 Yd 2/2 Rec 13 Yd	KCW 27-21	O. Hampton RB LAC
D. Kincaid TE BUF	BALW 41-40	4/4 Rec 48 Yd 1 TD	15.8		FLEX		0	0/3 Rec	@ATLW 23-20	C. Otton TE TB
T. Kelce TE KC	@LACL 21-27	2/4 Rec 47 Yd 1 TD	13.7		TE		18.65	3 Yd 7/9 Rec 76 Yd	MIAW 33-8	T. Warren TE IND
Total			123.31				150.85			Total
Optimum			131.51				179.15			Optimum

Benched
K. Cousins QB ATL	TBL 20-23		—		BN		13.2	168 Yd	@WASL 6-21	R. Wilson QB NYG
T. Shough QB NO	ARIL 13-20		—		BN		—		@CHIW 27-24	C. Wentz QB MIN
OUTR. Mostert RB LV	@NEW 20-13		—		BN		—		@LACL 21-27	G. Minshew QB KC
K. Hunt RB KC	@LACL 21-27	16 Yd 2/3 Rec 10 Yd	5.85		BN		—		@CLEW 17-16	J. Browning QB CIN
E. Mitchell RB FA			—		BN		—		PITL 32-34	H. Hooker QB NYJ
OUTC. Rodriguez RB WAS	NYGW 21-6		—		BN		4.9	24 Yd	TBL 20-23	T. Allgeier RB ATL
OUTJ. Wright RB MIA	@INDL 8-33		—		BN		—		MINL 24-27	R. Johnson RB CHI
K. Monangai RB CHI	MINL 24-27	1/1 Rec 11 Yd	2.1		BN		—			OUTA. Cooper WR FA
B. Cooks WR BUF	ARIL 13-20	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	5.6		BN		6.9	3/6 Rec 39 Yd	@ATLW 23-20	S. Shepard WR TB
J. Tolbert WR DAL	@PHIL 20-24	1/2 Rec	1.67		BN		—		@DENL 12-20	V. Jefferson WR TEN
M. Wilson WR ARI	@NOW 20-13	1/4 Rec 5 Yd	1.5		BN		24.9	5/7 Rec 79 Yd 2 TD	KCW 27-21	Q. Johnston WR LAC
E. Ayomanor WR TEN	@DENL 12-20	2/7 Rec 13 Yd	3.3		BN		—		TENW 20-12	A. Perry WR DEN
OUTJ. Royals WR KC	@LACL 21-27		—		BN		0		HOUW 14-9	T. Higbee TE LAR
					BN		—		@LARL 9-14	H. Bryant TE HOU
					BN		1.6	1/1 Rec 1 Yd	DALW 24-20	K. Granson TE PHI
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Total			20.02				57.6			Total

Injured Reserve
D. Robinson WR SF	@SEAW 17-13		—		IR		—		@LARL 9-14	J. Mixon RB HOU
					IR		—		ARIL 13-20	J. Polk WR NO
					IR		—		@ATLW 23-20	J. McMillan WR TB
					IR		—		@LARL 9-14	B. Jordan TE HOU

Taxi Squad
					TAXI		—		@NYJW 34-32	W. Howard QB PIT
					TAXI		—		@PHIL 20-24	OUTJ. Blue RB DAL
					TAXI		1.6	1/1 Rec 6 Yd	CINL 16-17	J. Thrash WR CLE
					TAXI		2.1	1/1 Rec 11 Yd	KCW 27-21	T. Harris WR LAC
					TAXI		2.4	1/1 Rec 1 Yd	DETW 27-13	S. Williams WR GB
Total			20.02				57.6			Total