Fantasy Matchup: Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe @ My Penix Hurtz · Fuck Stix · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe (11-3)	82%	94	4	0	63	161.14
My Penix Hurtz (5-9)	83%	85	38	21	16	159.62
Final Regular Season Game

Puka’d my p..							My Penix Hu..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Maye QB NE	NYGW 33-15	282 Yd 2 TD	24.48		QB		18.72	123 Yd 2 TD	@PITW 26-7	J. Allen QB BUF
C. Williams QB CHI	@PHIW 24-15	154 Yd 1 TD	11.46		QB		20.3	230 Yd 2 TD	CHIL 15-24	J. Hurts QB PHI
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@CLEW 26-8	53 Yd 4/4 Rec 21 Yd 1 TD	17.4		RB		21.2	35 Yd 3/4 Rec 27 Yd 2 TD	@WASW 27-26	R. Harvey RB DEN
B. Hall RB NYJ	ATLW 27-24	68 Yd 2/2 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	15.6		RB		9.9	47 Yd 3/3 Rec 22 Yd	@MIAL 17-21	D. Neal RB NO
J. Waddle WR MIA	NOW 21-17	3/6 Rec 40 Yd	7		WR		29.9	-5 Yd 7/10 Rec 144 Yd 1 TD	GBL 24-31	J. Williams WR DET
R. Rice WR KC	@DALL 28-31	2 Yd 8/12 Rec 92 Yd 2 TD	29.4		WR		10.4	7/8 Rec 34 Yd	@NEL 15-33	W. Robinson WR TEN
P. Nacua WR LAR	@CARL 28-31	6/9 Rec 72 Yd	13.2		WR		11.4	13 Yd 4/6 Rec 61 Yd	@DALL 28-31	X. Worthy WR KC
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA	MINW 26-0	2/4 Rec 23 Yd	4.3		FLEX		5.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	NYGW 33-15	S. Diggs WR FA
H. Henry TE NE	NYGW 33-15	4/6 Rec 73 Yd	11.3		TE		8.7	4/6 Rec 47 Yd	CINL 14-32	M. Andrews TE BAL
A. Borregales K NE	NYGW 33-15	4/5 FG 3/3 XP	14		K		19	4/4 FG 2/2 XP	MINW 26-0	J. Myers K SEA
Patriots D/ST NE	NYGW 33-15	1 TD 2 Sack 1 FF	13		D/ST		4.5	3 Sack	JACL 3-25	Titans D/ST TEN
Total			161.14				159.62			Total
Optimum			196.14				190.52			Optimum

Benched
T. Tagovailoa QB ATL	NOW 21-17	157 Yd	4.68		BN		0		SFL 8-26	D. Gabriel QB CLE
J. Fields QB NYJ	ATLW 27-24		—		BN		—		NOW 21-17	OUTQ. Ewers QB MIA
K. Walker RB KC	MINW 26-0	56 Yd 3/4 Rec 18 Yd	10.4		BN		—		@MIAL 17-21	OUTA. Kamara RB NO
J. Mason RB MIN	@SEAL 0-26	47 Yd 1/1 Rec 1 Yd	5.8		BN		10.1	41 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	DENL 26-27	C. Rodriguez RB JAC
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA	MINW 26-0	52 Yd 1 TD	11.2		BN		4	24 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd	@WASW 27-26	J. McLaughlin RB DEN
K. Mitchell RB LAC	CINL 14-32	19 Yd 2/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	11.1		BN		—		@TBL 17-20	T. Benson RB ARI
I. Davis RB NYJ	ATLW 27-24	0/1 Rec	0		BN		8.9	17 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd 1 TD	@TENW 25-3	B. Tuten RB JAC
T. McLaurin WR WAS	DENL 26-27	7/14 Rec 96 Yd 1 TD	22.6		BN		1.4	1/1 Rec 4 Yd	LARW 31-28	T. Etienne RB CAR
R. Bateman WR BAL	CINL 14-32	0/1 Rec	0		BN		11.1	-3 Yd 5/7 Rec 64 Yd	DENL 26-27	D. Samuel WR FA
N. Collins WR HOU	@INDW 20-16	7 Yd 5/10 Rec 98 Yd 1 TD	21.5		BN		—		@PITW 26-7	OUTJ. Palmer WR BUF
J. Metchie WR CAR	ATLW 27-24	-2 Yd 4/8 Rec 19 Yd	5.7		BN		—		DENL 26-27	OUTD. Brown WR WAS
D. Douglas WR NE	NYGW 33-15	3/3 Rec 33 Yd	6.3		BN		7.2	3/7 Rec 42 Yd	@WASW 27-26	P. Bryant WR DEN
M. Washington WR MIA	NOW 21-17	4/5 Rec 30 Yd	7		BN		—		LARW 31-28	J. Horn WR CAR
D. Waller TE FA	NOW 21-17	2/3 Rec 47 Yd	6.7		BN		23.6	10/13 Rec 106 Yd	DENL 26-27	Z. Ertz TE FA
D. Njoku TE FA	SFL 8-26	2/2 Rec 4 Yd	2.4		BN		15.2	7/8 Rec 82 Yd	@NYJL 24-27	K. Pitts TE ATL
B. Strange TE JAC	@TENW 25-3	3/4 Rec 45 Yd 1 TD	13.5		BN		—		@DALL 28-31	OUTN. Gray TE KC
T. Johnson TE NYG	@NEL 15-33	3/8 Rec 29 Yd	5.9		BN		12.5	5/6 Rec 95 Yd	CINL 14-32	I. Likely TE NYG
Giants D/ST NYG	@NEL 15-33	3 Sack	2.5		BN		10	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	ARIW 20-17	C. McLaughlin K TB
Eagles D/ST PHI	CHIL 15-24	1 INT 2 Sack	5		BN		10	4 Sack 3 FF	@SEAL 0-26	Vikings D/ST MIN
Total			142.28				114			Total

Injured Reserve
QT. Hill WR FA			—		IR		—		@NYJL 24-27	M. Penix QB ATL
					IR		—		ARIW 20-17	J. McMillan WR TB

Taxi Squad
J. Lane WR WAS	DENL 26-27	0/1 Rec	0		TAXI		—		@BALW 32-14	OUTT. Brooks RB CIN
OUTJ. Watkins WR SF	@CLEW 26-8		—		TAXI		0	0/2 Rec	MINW 26-0	E. Arroyo TE SEA
Total			142.28				114			Total