Fantasy Matchup: Thielen Balls @ Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe · Fuck Stix · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22
Thielen Balls (1-13)	89%	88	14	8	33	142.58
Puka’d my pants, Maye need to wipe (11-3)	84%	113	100	0	0	213.04
Final Regular Season Game

Thielen Balls							Puka’d my p..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
L. Jackson QB BAL	DETL 30-38	288 Yd 3 TD	33.02		QB		23.22	268 Yd 2 TD	PITL 14-21	D. Maye QB NE
C. Stroud QB HOU	@JACL 10-17	204 Yd 1 TD	12.36		QB		37.12	298 Yd 4 TD	DALW 31-14	C. Williams QB CHI
K. Williams RB LAR	@PHIL 26-33	94 Yd 2/3 Rec 18 Yd 1 TD	19.2		RB		24	52 Yd 10/15 Rec 88 Yd	ARIW 16-15	C. McCaffrey RB SF
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS	LVW 41-24	26 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd 1 TD	10.1		RB		18	38 Yd 1/1 Rec 12 Yd 2 TD	NOW 44-13	K. Walker RB SEA
OUTM. Evans WR TB	NYJW 29-27	4/9 Rec 33 Yd 1 TD	13.3		WR		15.9	5/10 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	@BUFL 21-31	T. Hill WR FA
T. Higgins WR CIN	@MINL 10-48	1/2 Rec 15 Yd	2.5		WR		27.4	8/11 Rec 104 Yd 1 TD	@JACL 10-17	N. Collins WR HOU
K. Shakir WR BUF	MIAW 31-21	4/4 Rec 45 Yd 1 TD	14.5		WR		25.8	6 Yd 11/15 Rec 112 Yd	@PHIL 26-33	P. Nacua WR LAR
H. Brown WR KC	@NYGW 22-9	4/6 Rec 42 Yd	8.2		FLEX		20.6	5/6 Rec 96 Yd 1 TD	NOW 44-13	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
T. Hockenson TE MIN	CINW 48-10	5/6 Rec 49 Yd 1 TD	15.9		TE		9	5/7 Rec 40 Yd	GBW 13-10	D. Njoku TE CLE
B. Aubrey K DAL	@CHIL 14-31	2/2 FG	8		K		10	2/3 FG 5/5 XP	@TENW 41-20	S. Shrader K IND
49ers D/ST SF	ARIW 16-15	1 Sack 1 FF	5.5		D/ST		2	1 INT 1 FF	PITL 14-21	Patriots D/ST NE
Total			142.58				213.04			Total
Optimum			159.38				253.24			Optimum

Benched
S. McNair QB FA			—		BN		16.84	146 Yd 2 TD	@BUFL 21-31	T. Tagovailoa QB MIA
T. Shough QB NO	@SEAL 13-44		0		BN		15.26	284 Yd 1 TD	ARIW 16-15	M. Jones QB SF
OUTR. Mostert RB LV	@WASL 24-41		—		BN		—		@TBL 27-29	OUTJ. Fields QB NYJ
J. Conner RB ARI	@SFL 15-16	22 Yd 3/4 Rec 15 Yd	6.7		BN		9.2	21 Yd 4/6 Rec 31 Yd	@TBL 27-29	B. Hall RB NYJ
J. McNichols RB WAS	LVW 41-24	78 Yd 1 TD	15.8		BN		26.6	116 Yd 2 TD	CINW 48-10	J. Mason RB MIN
OUTE. Mitchell RB NE	PITL 14-21		—		BN		—		NOW 44-13	OUTZ. Charbonnet RB SEA
B. Robinson RB SF	ARIW 16-15	22 Yd	2.2		BN		0		ARIW 16-15	I. Guerendo RB SF
R. Johnson RB CHI	DALW 31-14		0		BN		14.9	5/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	@BUFL 21-31	J. Waddle WR MIA
B. Corum RB LAR	@PHIL 26-33	53 Yd	5.3		BN		17.3	5/7 Rec 63 Yd 1 TD	DETL 30-38	R. Bateman WR BAL
G. Holani RB SEA	NOW 44-13	27 Yd 2/2 Rec 15 Yd	4.2		BN		2.7	2/5 Rec 7 Yd	PITL 14-21	D. Douglas WR NE
K. Johnson RB PIT	@NEW 21-14		—		BN		6.2	20 Yd 3/5 Rec 12 Yd	@BUFL 21-31	M. Washington WR MIA
A. Thielen WR FA	CINW 48-10	0/2 Rec	0		BN		4.9	2/4 Rec 29 Yd	@WASL 24-41	D. Thornton WR LV
OUTC. Samuel WR BUF	MIAW 31-21		—		BN		6.8	1/2 Rec -2 Yd 1 TD	LVW 41-24	J. Lane WR WAS
D. Slayton WR NYG	KCL 9-22	4/4 Rec 30 Yd	7		BN		29	8/11 Rec 90 Yd 2 TD	PITL 14-21	H. Henry TE NE
OUTA. Pierce WR IND	@TENW 41-20	4/5 Rec 67 Yd	10.7		BN		12.1	6/7 Rec 61 Yd	HOUW 17-10	B. Strange TE JAC
J. Downs WR IND	@TENW 41-20	2/3 Rec 34 Yd	5.4		BN		2	1/2 Rec 10 Yd	KCL 9-22	T. Johnson TE NYG
A. Iosivas WR CIN	@MINL 10-48		—		BN		3.1	2/2 Rec 11 Yd	ATLW 30-0	J. Sanders TE CAR
OUTW. Dissly TE LAC	DENW 23-20		—		BN		3	2 Sack 1 FF	KCL 9-22	Giants D/ST NYG
J. Johnson TE NO	@SEAL 13-44	6/8 Rec 51 Yd	11.1		BN		11.5	1 TD 1 INT 1 Sack	LARW 33-26	Eagles D/ST PHI
Total			68.4				181.4			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Brooks RB CAR	ATLW 30-0		—		IR		—		MIAW 31-21	G. Davis WR BUF
C. Watson WR GB	@CLEL 10-13		—		IR		—		@NYGW 22-9	R. Rice WR KC

Taxi Squad
					TAXI		—		@NYGW 22-9	J. Royals WR KC
					TAXI		—		ARIW 16-15	OUTJ. Watkins WR SF
Total			68.4				181.4			Total