Fantasy Matchup: My Penix Hurtz @ Cope Longcunt · Fuck Stix · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8
My Penix Hurtz (5-9)	75%	63	7	78	5	153.04
Cope Longcunt (9-5)	91%	153	17	0	6	175.74
Final Regular Season Game

My Penix Hu..							Cope Longcunt
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Allen QB BUF	BALW 41-40	394 Yd 4 TD	44.76		QB		7.82	188 Yd	@PHIL 20-24	D. Prescott QB DAL
J. Hurts QB PHI	DALW 24-20	152 Yd 2 TD	24.28		QB		35.92	318 Yd 3 TD	KCW 27-21	J. Herbert QB LAC
D. Henry RB BAL	@BUFL 40-41	169 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd 2 TD	32.2		RB		16.5	55 Yd 3/4 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	@INDL 8-33	D. Achane RB MIA
B. Irving RB TB	@ATLW 23-20	37 Yd 4/4 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	14.5		RB		12	38 Yd 2/2 Rec 2 Yd 1 TD	@NEW 20-13	A. Jeanty RB LV
A. Kamara RB NO	ARIL 13-20	45 Yd 2/2 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	13.7		FLEX		21.6	143 Yd 3/3 Rec 13 Yd	CARW 26-10	T. Etienne RB JAC
A. Brown WR PHI	DALW 24-20	1/1 Rec 8 Yd	1.8		WR		4.6	3/3 Rec 16 Yd	DALW 24-20	D. Smith WR PHI
T. McLaurin WR WAS	NYGW 21-6	2/4 Rec 27 Yd	4.7		WR		22.5	7/9 Rec 95 Yd 1 TD	PITL 32-34	G. Wilson WR NYJ
J. Williams WR DET	@GBL 13-27	3 Yd 4/5 Rec 23 Yd	6.6		WR		13.5	8/15 Rec 55 Yd	TBL 20-23	D. London WR ATL
M. Andrews TE BAL	@BUFL 40-41	1/1 Rec 5 Yd	1.5		TE		18.3	5/8 Rec 103 Yd	@NEW 20-13	B. Bowers TE LV
C. McLaughlin K TB	@ATLW 23-20	1/2 FG 2/3 XP	4		K		6	1/2 FG 3/3 XP	MINL 24-27	C. Santos K CHI
Vikings D/ST MIN	@CHIW 27-24	2 Sack 1 FF	5		D/ST		17	6 Sack 2 FF	TENW 20-12	Broncos D/ST DEN
Total			153.04				175.74			Total
Optimum			202.08				192.4			Optimum

Benched
M. Stafford QB LAR	HOUW 14-9	245 Yd 1 TD	15.6		BN		21.48	362 Yd 1 TD	@NEW 20-13	G. Smith QB LV
M. Penix QB ATL	TBL 20-23	298 Yd 2 TD	26.02		BN		—		PITL 32-34	H. Hooker QB NYJ
D. Pierce RB KC	@LARL 9-14	5 Yd 0/1 Rec	0.5		BN		11.46	214 Yd	ARIL 13-20	S. Rattler QB NO
OUTJ. McLaughlin RB DEN	TENW 20-12		—		BN		8.7	26 Yd 3/3 Rec 31 Yd	NYGW 21-6	A. Ekeler RB WAS
T. Benson RB ARI	@NOW 20-13	69 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd	8.5		BN		0.3	3 Yd 0/1 Rec	LVL 13-20	A. Gibson RB FA
R. Harvey RB DEN	TENW 20-12	70 Yd 1/1 Rec -1 Yd	7.9		BN		6.9	9 Yd 1 TD	PITL 32-34	B. Allen RB NYJ
B. Tuten RB JAC	CARW 26-10	11 Yd	1.1		BN		2.9	-3 Yd 2/2 Rec 12 Yd	@WASL 6-21	C. Skattebo RB NYG
T. Brooks RB CIN	@CLEW 17-16		0		BN		5.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	ARIL 13-20	B. Cooks WR BUF
S. Diggs WR NE	LVL 13-20	6/7 Rec 57 Yd	11.7		BN		—		@INDL 8-33	C. Wilson WR MIA
D. Samuel WR WAS	NYGW 21-6	19 Yd 7/10 Rec 77 Yd 1 TD	22.6		BN		1.4	1/1 Rec 4 Yd	HOUW 14-9	T. Atwell WR LAR
N. Westbrook-Ikhine WR FA	@INDL 8-33	1/2 Rec 7 Yd	1.7		BN		0		DALW 24-20	J. Metchie WR NYJ
J. Palmer WR BUF	BALW 41-40	5/9 Rec 61 Yd	11.1		BN		—		@CHIW 27-24	J. Addison WR MIN
W. Robinson WR NYG	@WASL 6-21	6/8 Rec 55 Yd	11.5		BN		4	3/7 Rec 10 Yd	@JACL 10-26	X. Legette WR CAR
P. Bryant WR DEN	TENW 20-12		—		BN		2.1	1/1 Rec 11 Yd	KCW 27-21	T. Harris WR LAC
Z. Ertz TE WAS	NYGW 21-6	3/5 Rec 26 Yd 1 TD	11.6		BN		1.1	1/1 Rec 1 Yd	DETW 27-13	S. Williams WR GB
OUTI. Likely TE BAL	@BUFL 40-41		—		BN		5.1	3/4 Rec 21 Yd	TENW 20-12	E. Engram TE DEN
T. Bass K BUF	BALW 41-40		—		BN		8	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	TENW 20-12	W. Lutz K DEN
Jets D/ST NYJ	PITL 32-34	4 Sack 2 FF	4		BN		9.5	2 INT 1 Sack	SFL 13-17	Seahawks D/ST SEA
Titans D/ST TEN	@DENL 12-20	2 INT 1 Sack 1 FF	9.5		BN		12.5	1 INT 3 Sack 1 FF	HOUW 14-9	Rams D/ST LAR
Total			145.92				101.04			Total

Injured Reserve
J. McMillan WR TB	@ATLW 23-20		—		IR		—		@SEAW 17-13	B. Aiyuk WR SF
E. All TE CIN	@CLEW 17-16		—		IR		—		@LARL 9-14	T. Dell WR HOU

Taxi Squad
D. Neal RB NO	ARIL 13-20	9 Yd	0.9		TAXI		—		MIAW 33-8	S. Ahmed RB IND
E. Arroyo TE SEA	SFL 13-17	1/1 Rec 7 Yd	1.7		TAXI		—		DETW 27-13	M. Lloyd RB GB
Total			145.92				101.04			Total