gets

• QJavonte Williams

  RB DAL (10)
  (rank: 12-41)

Crack Smoking Munkees

gets

• Quentin Johnston

  WR LAC (12)
  (rank: 34-102)
• Josh Downs

  WR IND (11)
  (rank: 45-156)
• Kayshon Boutte

  WR NE (14)
  (rank: 50-180)

gets

• Matthew Stafford

  QB LAR (8)
  (rank: 1-1)
• Derrick Henry

  RB BAL (7)
  (rank: 7-25)

Utah

gets

• 2027 2nd round pick 2.8 ^#18 (Slobberknoc..)
• 2028 1st round pick 1.8 ^#8 (Slobberknoc..)

gets

• Derrick Henry

  RB BAL (7)
  (rank: 7-25)
• Ladd McConkey

  WR LAC (12)
  (rank: 29-89)

Hanging with Hernandez

gets

• 2026 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#11 (Crack Smoki..)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.9 ^#19 (6 FEET DEEP)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.1 ^#21 (Crack Smoki..)

gets

• QMichael Penix

  QB ATL (5)
  (rank: 33-148)

Dr. mCGilLIcuDdY

gets

• 2026 2nd round pick 2.8 ^#18 (Slobberknoc..)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.10 ^#30 (The Thrill)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.8 ^#8 (Slobberknoc..)

6 FEET DEEP

gets

• Justin Jefferson

  WR MIN (6)
  (rank: 20-66)

gets

• QTrey Benson

  RB ARI (8)
  (rank: 77-385)
• Emeka Egbuka

  WR TB (9)
  (rank: 23-73)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.4 ^#4
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#11 (Crack Smoki..)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.9 ^#19 (6 FEET DEEP)
• 2026 4th round pick 4.9 ^#39 (6 FEET DEEP)
• 2026 5th round pick 5.9 ^#49 (6 FEET DEEP)