Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15 | ||||||
| Team | Coach Rating | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| (7-7) | 104 | 32 | 0 | 2 | 138.4 | |
| (5-9) | 58 | 43 | 0 | 23 | 123.5 | |
| Final Regular Season Game | ||||||
| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 1st | 10:25 | Austin Ekeler 3 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Isaiah McDuffie | 1.3-0 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 1st | 9:02 | Austin Ekeler 4 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Evan Williams | 2.7-0 |
| Dumpster Baby | WAS@GB | 1st | 8:17 | Matthew Golden -2 yard Punt Return Attempt Percy Butler | 2.7--0.1 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 1st | 4:33 | Austin Ekeler -1 yard Rushing Attempt Lukas Van Ness | 2.6--0.1 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 1st | 3:58 | Austin Ekeler 4 yard Rushing Attempt Rashan Gary | 3--0.1 |
| Dumpster Baby | WAS@GB | 1st | 2:00 | Matthew Golden 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jonathan Jones | 3-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 2nd | 14:49 | Deebo Samuel Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Javon Bullard | 4-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 2nd | 14:17 | Deebo Samuel 7 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Edgerrin Cooper | 5.7-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 2nd | 1:55 | Austin Ekeler 3 yard Rushing Attempt Quay Walker | 6-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 2nd | 1:30 | Austin Ekeler 5 yard Rushing Attempt Devonte Wyatt | 6.5-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 2nd | 0:56 | Deebo Samuel 6 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Javon Bullard | 8.1-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 3rd | 15:00 | Deebo Samuel 50 yard Kick Return Attempt Ty'Ron Hopper | 10.6-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 3rd | 13:04 | Deebo Samuel 3 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Quay Walker | 11.9-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 3rd | 6:37 | Deebo Samuel 28 yard Kick Return Attempt Nick Niemann | 13.3-0.5 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 3rd | 2:18 | Austin Ekeler 1 yard Rushing Attempt Lukas Van Ness | 13.4-0.5 |
| Dumpster Baby | WAS@GB | 4th | 10:22 | Matthew Golden 9 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Sainristil | 13.4-1.4 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 4th | 8:23 | Austin Ekeler 5 yard Rushing Attempt Edgerrin Cooper | 13.9-1.4 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 4th | 5:50 | Deebo Samuel 12 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Carrington Valentine | 16.1-1.4 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 4th | 2:58 | Deebo Samuel 10 yard Passing TD from Jayden Daniels | 24.1-1.4 |
| I pooped th.. | WAS@GB | 4th | 1:47 | Deebo Samuel 6 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Edgerrin Cooper | 25.7-1.4 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 1st | 15:00 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 34 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson | 27.4-1.4 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 1st | 14:15 | Sam LaPorta 9 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaylon Johnson, T.J. Edwards | 27.85-1.4 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 12:16 | Rhamondre Stevenson 10 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Ifeatu Melifonwu | 27.85-1.9 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 12:06 | D'Andre Swift 5 yard Rushing Attempt D.J. Reed | 27.85-2.4 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 11:43 | D'Andre Swift 1 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Jack Campbell | 27.85-3.5 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 11:31 | Stefon Diggs 10 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Ifeatu Melifonwu | 27.85-4 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 10:47 | Austin Hooper 22 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye | 27.85-5.1 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 10:13 | D'Andre Swift 20 yard Rushing Attempt D.J. Reed | 27.85-7.1 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 9:34 | Mack Hollins 8 yard Passing TD from Drake Maye | 27.85-11.5 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 1st | 9:25 | Zay Flowers 7 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Carson Schwesinger | 29.55-11.5 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 1st | 9:22 | De'Von Achane 7 yard Rushing Attempt Kyle Dugger | 30.25-11.5 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 1st | 8:57 | De'Von Achane -2 yard Rushing Attempt Marcus Jones | 30.05-11.5 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 1st | 8:25 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 16 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaylon Johnson | 30.85-11.5 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 7:07 | Stefon Diggs 8 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyrel Dodson | 30.85-11.9 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 6:52 | D'Andre Swift 1 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Anzalone | 30.85-12 |
| Dumpster Baby | CLE@BAL | 1st | 6:45 | Rashod Bateman 10 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Carson Schwesinger | 30.85-14 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 6:23 | TreVeyon Henderson 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Minkah Fitzpatrick | 30.85-14.75 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 6:21 | D'Andre Swift 1 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Campbell | 30.85-14.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 1st | 5:55 | Zay Flowers 9 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Myles Harden, Myles Garrett | 32.75-14.85 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 4:23 | Drake Maye 13 yard Rushing Attempt Jordyn Brooks | 32.75-16.15 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 1st | 4:10 | Kalif Raymond 14 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Kevin Byard | 33.45-16.15 |
| Dumpster Baby | CLE@BAL | 1st | 3:57 | Rashod Bateman 5 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Devin Bush | 33.45-17.65 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 3:44 | Drake Maye 6 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Jones | 33.45-18.25 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 1st | 3:23 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 32 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson, Kevin Byard | 35.05-18.25 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 2:12 | D'Andre Swift 12 yard Rushing Attempt Jack Campbell | 35.05-19.45 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 1:13 | D'Andre Swift 3 yard Passing Completion from Caleb Williams Alex Anzalone | 35.05-20.75 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 1st | 0:55 | Kayshon Boutte 16 yard Passing TD from Drake Maye | 35.05-25.55 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 1st | 0:44 | De'Von Achane 9 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Kyle Dugger | 36.95-25.55 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 1st | 0:38 | D'Andre Swift Rushing Attempt Fumble Lost recovered by Jack Campbell Brian Branch | 36.95-23.65 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 2nd | 15:00 | De'Von Achane 9 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins | 37.85-23.65 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 2nd | 13:37 | De'Von Achane 4 yard Rushing Attempt Robert Spillane | 38.25-23.65 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 13:14 | Jahmyr Gibbs -2 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson | 38.15-23.65 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 2nd | 11:57 | D'Andre Swift 7 yard Rushing Attempt Brian Branch | 38.15-24.35 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 11:14 | Austin Hooper 9 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyrel Dodson | 38.15-24.8 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 2nd | 10:41 | D'Andre Swift 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kerby Joseph | 38.15-25.1 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 10:36 | Austin Hooper 7 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Tyrel Dodson | 38.15-25.45 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 9:45 | David Montgomery 4 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nahshon Wright | 38.35-25.45 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 6:55 | TreVeyon Henderson 15 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Bradley Chubb | 38.35-26.2 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 6:12 | Hunter Henry 9 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Dante Trader | 38.35-26.65 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 5:33 | Drake Maye 3 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson | 38.35-26.95 |
| Dumpster Baby | CLE@BAL | 2nd | 5:27 | Cedric Tillman 4 yard Passing Completion from Joe Flacco Nate Wiggins | 38.35-28.35 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 4:53 | Brock Wright 8 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff | 42.75-28.35 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 2nd | 3:42 | Zay Flowers 7 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Greg Newsome | 44.45-28.35 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 3:37 | Drake Maye 2 yard Rushing Attempt Kenneth Grant | 44.45-28.55 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 2:44 | Drake Maye 4 yard Rushing Attempt Tyrel Dodson | 44.45-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 1:51 | Jahmyr Gibbs 8 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jonathan Owens | 44.85-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 2nd | 1:44 | De'Von Achane 4 yard Rushing Attempt Milton Williams, Harold Landry | 45.25-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 1:16 | Sam LaPorta 10 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker | 45.75-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 2nd | 1:06 | De'Von Achane 12 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Christian Elliss, Jaylinn Hawkins | 47.95-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 0:54 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 12 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jonathan Owens | 48.55-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 0:47 | Sam LaPorta 7 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nick McCloud | 48.9-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 2nd | 0:41 | De'Von Achane 29 yard Passing TD from Tua Tagovailoa | 58.8-28.95 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 0:31 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 2 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Nick McCloud | 58.9-28.95 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 2nd | 0:31 | Drake Maye -1 yard Rushing Attempt | 58.9-28.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 0:25 | Jahmyr Gibbs 4 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tremaine Edmunds | 59.1-28.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 0:21 | Isaac TeSlaa 29 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Tyrique Stevenson | 60.55-28.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 2nd | 0:06 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 4 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff | 64.75-28.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 3rd | 15:00 | Zay Flowers 19 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Greg Newsome | 67.65-28.85 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 3rd | 14:55 | D'Andre Swift 4 yard Rushing Attempt Alex Anzalone | 67.65-29.25 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 3rd | 14:54 | De'Von Achane 7 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylinn Hawkins | 68.35-29.25 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 3rd | 14:33 | D'Andre Swift 2 yard Rushing Attempt Terrion Arnold | 68.35-29.45 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 3rd | 14:28 | Zay Flowers 4 yard Rushing Attempt Devin Bush | 68.75-29.45 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 3rd | 13:42 | Jameson Williams 64 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker | 71.95-29.45 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 3rd | 13:20 | De'Von Achane 1 yard Rushing Attempt Anfernee Jennings | 72.05-29.45 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 3rd | 11:27 | De'Von Achane 7 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Marcus Jones | 73.75-29.45 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 3rd | 11:25 | Jared Goff 6 yard Rushing Attempt Montez Sweat | 74.35-29.45 |
| Dumpster Baby | CHI@DET | 3rd | 10:06 | D'Andre Swift 4 yard Rushing Attempt Kerby Joseph | 74.35-29.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 3rd | 6:28 | Jameson Williams 44 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff | 80.55-29.85 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 3rd | 5:34 | De'Von Achane Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Jack Gibbens | 81.55-29.85 |
| Dumpster Baby | CLE@BAL | 3rd | 5:08 | Cedric Tillman 18 yard Passing TD from Joe Flacco | 81.55-38.65 |
| I pooped th.. | NE@MIA | 3rd | 4:50 | De'Von Achane 4 yard Passing Completion from Tua Tagovailoa Carlton Davis | 82.95-38.65 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 3rd | 4:19 | Brock Wright 12 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Dominique Robinson | 83.55-38.65 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 3rd | 4:05 | Zay Flowers 5 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson | 85.05-38.65 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 3rd | 3:31 | Stefon Diggs 8 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Jack Jones | 85.05-39.05 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 3rd | 2:37 | Rhamondre Stevenson 9 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Minkah Fitzpatrick | 85.05-39.5 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 3rd | 1:50 | Rhamondre Stevenson 55 yard Passing Completion from Drake Maye Jordyn Brooks | 85.05-42.25 |
| I pooped th.. | CLE@BAL | 3rd | 1:27 | Zay Flowers 16 yard Passing Completion from Lamar Jackson Greg Newsome | 87.65-42.25 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 3rd | 0:37 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 3 yard Passing Completion from Jared Goff Jaquan Brisker | 87.8-42.25 |
| Dumpster Baby | NE@MIA | 3rd | 0:12 | Drake Maye 6 yard Rushing TD | 87.8-48.85 |
| I pooped th.. | CHI@DET | 4th | 15:00 | Amon-Ra St. Brown 8 yard Passing TD from Jared Goff | 92.2-48.85 |