“Maye I Touchdown There?”

gets

• QZach Ertz

  TE WAS (12)
  (rank: 19-167)

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• 2026 3rd round pick 3.1 ^#2 (“Maye I Tou..)

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• Sam Darnold

  QB SEA (8)
  (rank: 14-35)
• Harrison Butker

  K KC (10)
  (rank: 10-134)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.1 ^#2 (Night Hocks)

Night Hocks

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• Ryan Fitzgerald

  K CAR (14)
  (rank: 25-212)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (D.K. McKonk..)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.1 ^#2 (D.K. McKonk..)

Corey’s Washed Up Glory Days

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• Saquon Barkley

  RB PHI (9)
  (rank: 14-37)
• Zay Flowers

  WR BAL (7)
  (rank: 7-31)

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• Blake Corum

  RB LAR (8)
  (rank: 40-180)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Corey’s Was..)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#2 (Corey’s Was..)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.11 ^#11 (Corey’s Was..)

Slow Blows

gets

• Jerry Jeudy

  WR CLE (9)
  (rank: 52-185)
• Jayden Reed

  WR GB (5)
  (rank: 115-346)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Fuck me Jea..)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.1 ^#2 (Fuck me Jea..)
• 2026 4th round pick 4.2 ^#3 (Fuck me Jea..)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.5 ^#5 (Fuck me Jea..)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.5 ^#17 (Fuck me Jea..)

gets

• Chase Brown

  RB CIN (10)
  (rank: 7-24)
• Justin Jefferson

  WR MIN (6)
  (rank: 21-67)

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• Sean Tucker

  RB TB (9)
  (rank: 52-241)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#2 (“Maye I Tou..)

“Maye I Touchdown There?”

gets

• Brian Robinson

  RB SF (14)
  (rank: 63-305)
• 2027 3rd round pick 3.11 ^#35 (Corey’s Was..)