There Can Be Only One!

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• Nico Collins

  WR HOU (6)
  (rank: 8-62)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#1 (Herbert’s H..)

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• QTyreek Hill

  WR FA
  (rank: 116-315)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (There Can B..)

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• Drake Maye

  QB NE (14)
  (rank: 3-7)
• Tee Higgins

  WR CIN (10)
  (rank: 15-86)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Home Alone ..)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.1 ^#1 (Home Alone ..)

Home Alone 4: Kevin's Bengal Bandits

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• Ashton Jeanty

  RB LV (8)
  (rank: 14-80)

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• Jonathan Taylor

  RB IND (11)
  (rank: 2-8)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.1 ^#1 (Buck-ee’s: ..)

Buck-ee’s: fresh, hot tuddies on the board

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• 2025 1st round pick (There Can B..)

WON’T YOU BE MY NABER

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• QBreece Hall

  RB NYJ (9)
  (rank: 21-110)

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• QDaniel Jones

  QB IND (11)
  (rank: 18-61)
• 2025 1st round pick (WON’T YOU B..)

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• 2024 1st round pick (Home Alone ..)
• 2024 1st round pick (Njigbas Wit..)

Home Alone 4: Kevin's Bengal Bandits

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• 2024 1st round pick (WON’T YOU B..)