Fantasy Matchup: Tortured LaPorta Department @ Welp…..maybe next year. · The League of Misfit Toys

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22
Tortured LaPorta Department (11-3)	93%	125	78	0	26	228.4
Welp…..maybe next year. (4-10)	87%	120	35	14	0	169.65
Final Regular Season Game

Tortured La..					Welp…..mayb..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Herbert QB LAC	DENW 23-20	300 Yd 1 TD	26.2	QB	32.75	289 Yd 3 TD	@WASL 24-41	G. Smith QB LV
D. Maye QB NE	PITL 14-21	268 Yd 2 TD	29.5	QB	9.1	172 Yd	@CARL 0-30	M. Penix QB ATL
C. McCaffrey RB SF	ARIW 16-15	52 Yd 10/15 Rec 88 Yd	24	RB	12.2	76 Yd 5/5 Rec 16 Yd	@CHIL 14-31	J. Williams RB DAL
C. Brown RB CIN	@MINL 10-48	3 Yd 4/5 Rec 17 Yd	5	RB	21.8	108 Yd 3/3 Rec 10 Yd 1 TD	MIAW 31-21	J. Cook RB BUF
J. Mason RB MIN	CINW 48-10	116 Yd 2 TD	24.6	FLEX	10.5	9 Yd 4/4 Rec 52 Yd	@CLEL 10-13	M. Golden WR GB
J. Chase WR CIN	@MINL 10-48	9 Yd 5/6 Rec 50 Yd	8.9	WR	5.1	2/3 Rec 31 Yd	NOW 44-13	C. Kupp WR SEA
N. Collins WR HOU	@JACL 10-17	8/11 Rec 104 Yd 1 TD	24.4	WR	—		@NYGW 22-9	OUTX. Worthy WR KC
E. Egbuka WR TB	NYJW 29-27	6/8 Rec 85 Yd	14.5	WR	7.4	3/6 Rec 44 Yd	@SFL 15-16	M. Harrison WR ARI
S. LaPorta TE DET	@BALW 38-30	4/4 Rec 33 Yd	7.3	TE	6.8	3/3 Rec 38 Yd	LVW 41-24	Z. Ertz TE WAS
J. Bates K DET	@BALW 38-30	1/2 FG 5/5 XP	9	K	14	3/4 FG 1/2 XP	@NYGW 22-9	H. Butker K KC
K. Byard S CHI	DALW 31-14	5 Solo 1 INT	12.5	DB	10.5	4 Solo	@CHIL 14-31	D. Wilson S DAL
B. Branch S DET	@BALW 38-30	5 Solo	9.75	DB	10	5 Solo	@TENW 41-20	N. Cross S IND
D. Buckner IL IND	@TENW 41-20	3 Solo	6	FLEX	0		@JACL 10-17	D. Hunter EDR HOU
J. Greenard EDR MIN	CINW 48-10	2 Solo	5.75	FLEX	4.75	2 Solo	NYJW 29-27	H. Reddick EDR TB
F. Warner LB SF	ARIW 16-15	5 Solo	15	LB	8.25	4 Solo	LVW 41-24	F. Luvu LB WAS
J. Brooks LB MIA	@BUFL 21-31	4 Solo	6	LB	16.5	6 Solo	@CLEL 10-13	Q. Walker LB GB
Total			228.4		169.65			Total
Optimum			243.2		192.84			Optimum

Benched
J. Flacco QB CIN	GBW 13-10	142 Yd	9.3	BN	0.65	41 Yd	@CHIL 14-31	J. Milton QB DAL
K. Cousins QB ATL	@CARL 0-30	29 Yd	2.45	BN	—		GBW 13-10	D. Gabriel QB CLE
J. Conner RB ARI	@SFL 15-16	22 Yd 3/4 Rec 15 Yd	5.7	BN	—		GBW 13-10	OUTS. Sanders QB CLE
D. Swift RB CHI	DALW 31-14	33 Yd 3/4 Rec 45 Yd	10.8	BN	0.69		LARW 33-26	T. Bigsby RB PHI
OUTT. Tracy RB NYG	KCL 9-22	29 Yd 2/3 Rec 7 Yd	5.6	BN	8.59	53 Yd	@PHIL 26-33	B. Corum RB LAR
OUTC. Godwin WR TB	NYJW 29-27		—	BN	8.1	42 Yd 3/4 Rec 9 Yd	@SFL 15-16	T. Benson RB ARI
J. Williams WR DET	@BALW 38-30	2/3 Rec 43 Yd	6.3	BN	3	16 Yd 1/1 Rec 4 Yd	DALW 31-14	K. Monangai RB CHI
W. Robinson WR NYG	KCL 9-22	1/4 Rec 26 Yd	3.6	BN	5.2	2/3 Rec 32 Yd	@TBL 27-29	T. Johnson WR NYJ
Q. Johnston WR LAC	DENW 23-20	6/9 Rec 89 Yd	14.9	BN	0	0/1 Rec	@PHIL 26-33	T. Atwell WR LAR
C. Loveland TE CHI	DALW 31-14	1/3 Rec 31 Yd	4.1	BN	1.7	1/3 Rec 7 Yd	LARW 33-26	J. Dotson WR PHI
R. Blankenship S PHI	LARW 33-26	2 Solo	6	BN	—		@CLEL 10-13	J. Reed WR GB
K. Turner IL LAR	@PHIL 26-33	1 Solo	2.25	BN	13.5	4 Solo 1 Sack	@PHIL 26-33	B. Young EDR LAR
A. Al-Shaair LB HOU	@JACL 10-17	4 Solo	9	BN	9.25	3 Solo 0.5 Sack	@TBL 27-29	Q. Williams LB NYJ
				BN
				BN
Total			91.5		59.08			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Jones RB MIN	CINW 48-10		—	IR	—		@JACL 10-17	T. Dell WR HOU
C. Watson WR GB	@CLEL 10-13		—	IR	—		ARIW 16-15	G. Kittle TE SF
J. McMillan WR TB	NYJW 29-27		—	IR	—		CINW 48-10	B. Cashman LB MIN

Taxi Squad
O. Gordon RB MIA	@BUFL 21-31	38 Yd 1 TD	9.8	TAXI	8.1	21 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	HOUW 17-10	B. Tuten RB JAC
T. Brooks RB CIN	@MINL 10-48	17 Yd	1.7	TAXI	0.3	3 Yd	@TENW 41-20	D. Giddens RB IND
Total			91.5		59.08			Total

Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad