Fantasy Matchup: Tortured LaPorta Department @ What the Efton Chism?!!!!! · The League of Misfit Toys

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15
Tortured LaPorta Department (11-3)	87%	173	23	8	51	255.5
What the Efton Chism?!!!!! (6-8)	92%	186	26	2	11	224.85
Final Regular Season Game

Tortured La..					What the Ef..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Herbert QB LAC	@LVW 20-9	242 Yd 2 TD	24	QB	16.05	203 Yd 1 TD	SEAL 17-31	A. Rodgers QB PIT
D. Maye QB NE	@MIAW 33-27	230 Yd 3 TD	32.4	QB	25.75	271 Yd 3 TD	@CINL 27-31	T. Lawrence QB JAC
C. McCaffrey RB SF	@NOW 26-21	55 Yd 6/7 Rec 52 Yd 1 TD	22.7	RB	5.8	29 Yd 2/3 Rec 9 Yd	BUFL 10-30	B. Hall RB NYJ
C. Brown RB CIN	JACW 31-27	47 Yd 2/3 Rec 18 Yd	8.5	RB	26.2	30 Yd 8/10 Rec 92 Yd 1 TD	NEL 27-33	D. Achane RB MIA
J. Conner RB ARI	CARW 27-22	34 Yd 1/1 Rec 18 Yd 1 TD	12.2	FLEX	17.4	88 Yd 2/2 Rec 6 Yd 1 TD	@KCW 20-17	S. Barkley RB PHI
J. Chase WR CIN	JACW 31-27	14/16 Rec 165 Yd 1 TD	37.5	WR	9.8	5/9 Rec 48 Yd	@GBL 18-27	T. McLaurin WR WAS
N. Collins WR HOU	TBL 19-20	3/9 Rec 52 Yd 1 TD	14.2	WR	17.8	5/6 Rec 68 Yd 1 TD	NEL 27-33	J. Waddle WR MIA
E. Egbuka WR TB	@HOUW 20-19	4/7 Rec 29 Yd 1 TD	12.9	WR	29.6	45 Yd 8/9 Rec 91 Yd 1 TD	@TENW 33-19	P. Nacua WR LAR
S. LaPorta TE DET	CHIW 52-21	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	5.6	TE	2.2	1/3 Rec 12 Yd	ATLL 6-22	T. Hockenson TE MIN
J. Bates K DET	CHIW 52-21	1/2 FG 7/7 XP	10	K	12	3/3 FG	SEAL 17-31	C. Boswell K PIT
K. Byard S CHI	@DETL 21-52	3 Solo	5.25	DB	9	4 Solo	CARW 27-22	B. Baker S ARI
B. Branch S DET	CHIW 52-21	6 Solo 1 Sack	18.5	DB	10.5	3 Solo	@LVW 20-9	D. James S LAC
D. Buckner IL IND	DENW 29-28	6 Solo	11	FLEX	12.25	1 Solo 1 Sack	@NYJW 30-10	J. Bosa EDR BUF
J. Greenard EDR MIN	ATLL 6-22	1 Solo 1 Sack	7.75	FLEX	6	2 Solo 0.5 Sack	@PITW 31-17	L. Williams IL SEA
F. Warner LB SF	@NOW 26-21	7 Solo	20	LB	10.5	3 Solo	@GBL 18-27	B. Wagner LB WAS
J. Brooks LB MIA	NEL 27-33	4 Solo 1 Sack	13	LB	14	3 Solo 1 Sack	@CINL 27-31	F. Oluokun LB JAC
Total			255.5		224.85			Total
Optimum			291.25		242.15			Optimum

Benched
J. Flacco QB CIN	@BALL 17-41	199 Yd 1 TD	17.75	BN	—		@NOW 26-21	OUTB. Purdy QB SF
K. Cousins QB ATL	@MINW 22-6		—	BN	22.85	207 Yd 2 TD	@DETL 21-52	C. Williams QB CHI
A. Jones RB MIN	ATLL 6-22	23 Yd 0/1 Rec	2.3	BN	1	10 Yd	@PITW 31-17	Z. Charbonnet RB SEA
D. Swift RB CHI	@DETL 21-52	63 Yd 3/3 Rec 6 Yd 1 TD	13.9	BN	1.34		@NOW 26-21	I. Guerendo RB SF
J. Mason RB MIN	ATLL 6-22	30 Yd 2/3 Rec 8 Yd	5.8	BN	10.1	61 Yd 3/3 Rec 10 Yd	@BALL 17-41	Q. Judkins RB CLE
T. Tracy RB NYG	@DALL 37-40	15 Yd 4/5 Rec 36 Yd	12.87	BN	9.6	5/6 Rec 46 Yd	@DETL 21-52	D. Moore WR CHI
C. Godwin WR TB	@HOUW 20-19		—	BN	8.7	3/6 Rec 57 Yd	LARL 19-33	C. Ridley WR TEN
J. Williams WR DET	CHIW 52-21	2/4 Rec 108 Yd 1 TD	20.8	BN	4	2/4 Rec 20 Yd	@MINW 22-6	D. Mooney WR ATL
W. Robinson WR NYG	@DALL 37-40	8/10 Rec 142 Yd 1 TD	28.2	BN	6.7	2/3 Rec 47 Yd	@NYJW 30-10	J. Palmer WR BUF
Q. Johnston WR LAC	@LVW 20-9	-2 Yd 3/7 Rec 71 Yd 1 TD	17.9	BN	0.05		@NOW 26-21	S. Moore WR SF
C. Loveland TE CHI	@DETL 21-52	0/1 Rec	0	BN	1.8	1/1 Rec 8 Yd	@MIAW 33-27	D. Douglas WR NE
R. Blankenship S PHI	@KCW 20-17		1.5	BN	1.7	1/2 Rec 7 Yd	SEAL 17-31	R. Wilson WR PIT
K. Turner IL LAR	@TENW 33-19	3 Solo 1 Sack	8.5	BN	16	6/10 Rec 100 Yd	@ARIL 22-27	T. McMillan WR CAR
A. Al-Shaair LB HOU	TBL 19-20	8 Solo	15	BN	—		@KCW 20-17	OUTD. Goedert TE PHI
				BN	7.75	3 Solo	SEAL 17-31	P. Queen LB PIT
Total			146.82		91.59			Total

Injured Reserve
C. Watson WR GB	WASW 27-18		—	IR	—		LARL 19-33	T. Spears RB TEN
J. McMillan WR TB	@HOUW 20-19		—	IR	—		@KCW 20-17	N. Dean LB PHI

Taxi Squad
O. Gordon RB MIA	NEL 27-33	8 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	2.3	TAXI	—		@MIAW 33-27	K. Williams WR NE
T. Brooks RB CIN	JACW 31-27		0	TAXI	—		@MIAW 33-27	OUTE. Chism WR NE
Total			146.82		91.59			Total

Week 2 2025 Tue 9/9-Mon 9/15

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad