Fantasy Matchup: The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer @ If You Lick My Butthole · Best Friends League · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
The Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer (6-8)	91%	163	38	0	14	214.75
If You Lick My Butthole (9-5)	78%	152	65	0	0	216.85
Final Regular Season Game

The Fucking..							If You Lick..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
P. Mahomes QB KC	@DALL 28-31	261 Yd 4 TD	32.65		QB		22.45	261 Yd 2 TD	@BALW 32-14	J. Burrow QB CIN
K. Cousins QB ATL	@NYJL 24-27	234 Yd 1 TD	15.7		FLEX		29.4	320 Yd 2 TD	KCW 31-28	D. Prescott QB DAL
T. Henderson RB NE	NYGW 33-15	67 Yd 3/4 Rec 19 Yd	13.8		RB		15.8	72 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	@CARL 28-31	K. Williams RB LAR
Q. Judkins RB CLE	SFL 8-26	91 Yd 3/3 Rec 18 Yd	20.5		RB		11.5	64 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd	@INDW 20-16	W. Marks RB HOU
K. Walker RB SEA	MINW 26-0	56 Yd 3/4 Rec 18 Yd	13		FLEX		27.1	-5 Yd 7/10 Rec 144 Yd 1 TD	GBL 24-31	J. Williams WR DET
A. Jeanty RB LV	@LACL 14-31	31 Yd 6/8 Rec 30 Yd	15.1		FLEX		4.2	1/2 Rec 27 Yd	LVW 31-14	O. Gadsden TE LAC
R. Rice WR KC	@DALL 28-31	2 Yd 8/12 Rec 92 Yd 2 TD	29.6		WR		0	0/1 Rec	GBL 24-31	OUTA. St. Brown WR DET
M. Harrison WR ARI	@TBL 17-20	6/7 Rec 69 Yd	12.9		WR		13.9	4/6 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	LVW 31-14	L. McConkey WR LAC
T. McMillan WR CAR	LARW 31-28	1/2 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	11.3		WR		8.2	4/8 Rec 42 Yd	ARIW 20-17	E. Egbuka WR TB
M. Andrews TE BAL	CINL 14-32	4/6 Rec 47 Yd	10.7		TE		24.3	4/4 Rec 63 Yd 2 TD	@LACL 14-31	B. Bowers TE LV
K. Curl S LAR	@CARL 28-31	4 Solo	4		DB		4	1 Solo 0.5 Sack	LVW 31-14	D. James S LAC
N. Cross S IND	HOUL 16-20	4 Solo	5.5		FLEX		20	4 Solo 2.5 Sack	@DETW 31-24	M. Parsons EDR GB
M. Garrett EDR CLE	SFL 8-26	2 Solo 1 Sack	9.5		FLEX		12	5 Solo 1 Sack	@CARL 28-31	B. Young EDR LAR
D. White LB LV	@LACL 14-31	5 Solo	10		LB		18.5	8 Solo 1 Sack	@SEAL 0-26	E. Wilson LB MIN
N. Bolton LB KC	@DALL 28-31	6 Solo	10.5		LB		5.5	3 Solo	@CARL 28-31	N. Landman LB LAR
Total			214.75				216.85			Total
Optimum			234.75				274.9			Optimum

Benched
G. Minshew QB KC	@DALL 28-31		—		BN		5.05	117 Yd	BUFL 7-26	A. Rodgers QB PIT
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN	@SEAL 0-26		—		BN		24.6	172 Yd 2 TD	ATLW 27-24	T. Taylor QB NYJ
OUTT. Jennings RB NE	NYGW 33-15		0		BN		—		@NEL 15-33	J. Winston QB NYG
B. Tuten RB JAC	@TENW 25-3	17 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd 1 TD	10.5		BN		—		@MIAL 17-21	OUTA. Kamara RB NO
J. Smith-Schuster WR KC	@DALL 28-31	0/1 Rec	0		BN		6.2	30 Yd 2/2 Rec	DENL 26-27	J. McNichols RB WAS
M. Hollins WR NE	NYGW 33-15	3/4 Rec 23 Yd	5.3		BN		23.8	83 Yd 2/2 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	LARW 31-28	C. Hubbard RB CAR
K. Bourne WR SF	@CLEW 26-8	0/1 Rec	0		BN		11.5	19 Yd 2/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	CINL 14-32	K. Mitchell RB BAL
OUTD. Brown WR JAC	@TENW 25-3		—		BN		23.4	130 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	@PHIW 24-15	K. Monangai RB CHI
K. Boutte WR NE	NYGW 33-15	4/5 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	13.5		BN		7	4/5 Rec 30 Yd	LVW 31-14	K. Allen WR LAC
OUTS. Williams WR GB	@DETW 31-24		—		BN		—		@BALW 32-14	OUTT. Higgins WR CIN
L. Burden WR CHI	@PHIW 24-15	3 Yd 4/6 Rec 33 Yd	7.8		BN		17.8	4/5 Rec 78 Yd 1 TD	HOUL 16-20	A. Pierce WR IND
I. Bond WR CLE	SFL 8-26	9 Yd 1/2 Rec 18 Yd	3.9		BN		6.4	2/6 Rec 44 Yd	HOUL 16-20	J. Downs WR IND
B. Strange TE JAC	@TENW 25-3	3/4 Rec 45 Yd 1 TD	15		BN		5	3/3 Rec 20 Yd	@LACL 14-31	T. Tucker WR LV
OUTM. Mayer TE LV	@LACL 14-31		—		BN		3.6	1/3 Rec 26 Yd	@TENW 25-3	OUTP. Washington WR JAC
A. Barner TE SEA	MINW 26-0	2 Yd 4/5 Rec 35 Yd	9.9		BN		5.9	2/5 Rec 39 Yd	@INDW 20-16	X. Hutchinson WR HOU
H. Fannin TE CLE	SFL 8-26	3/5 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	14		BN		1.5	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	ARIW 20-17	T. Johnson WR TB
K. Byard S CHI	@PHIW 24-15	4 Solo 1 INT	10		BN		13.3	4/6 Rec 73 Yd	NYGW 33-15	H. Henry TE NE
B. Branch S DET	GBL 24-31	7 Solo	10.5		BN		—		LARW 31-28	SUST. Moehrig S CAR
R. Gary EDR GB	@DETW 31-24	1 Solo	1.5		BN		7	2 Solo	BUFL 7-26	P. Queen LB PIT
P. Wilson LB PIT	BUFL 7-26	5 Solo	11.5		BN		—		@DETW 31-24	OUTQ. Walker LB GB
Total			113.4				162.55			Total

Injured Reserve
M. Penix QB ATL	@NYJL 24-27		—		IR		—		LVW 31-14	N. Harris RB LAC
J. Dobbins RB DEN	@WASW 27-26		—		IR		—		@INDW 20-16	T. Dell WR HOU
J. Brooks RB CAR	LARW 31-28		—		IR		—		HOUL 16-20	D. Buckner IL IND
M. Nabers WR NYG	@NEL 15-33		—		IR
D. Waller TE MIA	NOW 21-17	2/3 Rec 47 Yd	7.7		IR

Taxi Squad
OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA	MINW 26-0		—		TAXI		0.5		@NYJL 24-27	J. Walker EDR ATL
B. Smith RB KC	@DALL 28-31		0		TAXI
J. Noel WR HOU	@INDW 20-16	0/1 Rec	0		TAXI
Total			113.4				162.55			Total