Fantasy Matchup: If You Lick My Butthole @ We Strictly Do 80s Joel Music Sir · Best Friends League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
If You Lick My Butthole (9-5)	92%	113	100	8	0	220.8
We Strictly Do 80s Joel Music Sir (4-10)	84%	146	35	20	13	213.35
Final Regular Season Game

If You Lick..					We Strictly..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Prescott QB DAL	@NYJW 37-22	237 Yd 4 TD	32.05	QB	31.4	244 Yd 4 TD	@BALW 44-10	C. Stroud QB HOU
J. Browning QB CIN	DETL 24-37	251 Yd 3 TD	27.45	FLEX	10.4	4/4 Rec 64 Yd	@BALW 44-10	C. Kirk WR HOU
A. Kamara RB NO	NYGW 26-14	27 Yd 4/6 Rec 28 Yd	11.1	RB	19	30 Yd 3/3 Rec 58 Yd 1 TD	DENL 17-21	S. Barkley RB PHI
K. Williams RB LAR	SFL 23-26	65 Yd 8/10 Rec 66 Yd 2 TD	34.9	RB	21.85	65 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd 2 TD	@CINW 37-24	D. Montgomery RB DET
W. Marks RB HOU	@BALW 44-10	24 Yd 0/1 Rec	3.8	FLEX	14.3	61 Yd 0/1 Rec 1 TD	@BALW 44-10	N. Chubb RB HOU
A. St. Brown WR DET	@CINW 37-24	8/9 Rec 100 Yd	18	WR	6.6	2/2 Rec 46 Yd	HOUL 10-44	D. Hopkins WR BAL
L. McConkey WR LAC	WASL 10-27	5/7 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	14.9	WR	19.3	7/11 Rec 123 Yd	@CLEW 21-17	J. Jefferson WR MIN
E. Egbuka WR TB	@SEAW 38-35	7/7 Rec 163 Yd 1 TD	32.3	WR	23	6/9 Rec 110 Yd 1 TD	@CARL 24-27	J. Waddle WR MIA
J. Williams WR DET	@CINW 37-24	1 Yd 1/1 Rec 9 Yd	2.2	FLEX	7.2	4/4 Rec 32 Yd	@BALW 44-10	J. Higgins WR HOU
H. Henry TE NE	@BUFW 23-20	2/4 Rec 46 Yd	7.6	TE	19.8	6/6 Rec 108 Yd	NEL 20-23	D. Kincaid TE BUF
D. James S LAC	WASL 10-27	2 Solo	2.5	DB	9.5	5 Solo	@INDL 6-40	J. Chinn S LV
D. Buckner IL IND	LVW 40-6	3 Solo 1 Sack	10	FLEX	13.5	2 Solo 1 Sack	@CINW 37-24	A. Hutchinson EDR DET
F. Luvu LB WAS	@LACW 27-10	2 Solo	3	LB	12.5	7 Solo	KCW 31-28	F. Oluokun LB JAC
N. Landman LB LAR	SFL 23-26	8 Solo	13.5	LB	2.5	1 Solo	@CARL 24-27	T. Dodson LB MIA
B. Young EDR LAR	SFL 23-26	4 Solo 0.5 Sack	7.5	FLEX	2.5	1 Solo	@BALW 44-10	W. Anderson EDR HOU
Total			220.8		213.35			Total
Optimum			237.5		251.35			Optimum

Benched
A. Rodgers QB PIT	BYE		—	BN	5.95	179 Yd	HOUL 10-44	C. Rush QB BAL
K. Cousins QB ATL	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	M. Rudolph QB PIT
OUTJ. Winston QB NYG	@NOL 14-26		—	BN	—		@LARW 26-23	OUTB. Purdy QB SF
J. McNichols RB WAS	@LACW 27-10	6 Yd 1/2 Rec 12 Yd	3	BN	—		BYE	J. Jacobs RB GB
A. Gibson RB NE	@BUFW 23-20	21 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	4.8	BN	—		@PHIW 21-17	OUTJ. McLaughlin RB DEN
OUTC. Hubbard RB CAR	MIAW 27-24		—	BN	—			A. Thielen WR FA
K. Mitchell RB BAL	HOUL 10-44	8 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	2.9	BN	7.6	1/4 Rec 6 Yd	@ARIW 22-21	T. Lockett WR LV
K. Allen WR LAC	WASL 10-27	5/9 Rec 58 Yd	10.8	BN	8.2	1/1 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	@CINW 37-24	I. TeSlaa WR DET
T. Higgins WR CIN	DETL 24-37	3/7 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	11.2	BN	—		SFL 23-26	OUTT. Higbee TE LAR
OUTE. Moore WR DEN	@PHIW 21-17		—	BN	—		BYE	P. Freiermuth TE PIT
OUTA. Pierce WR IND	LVW 40-6		—	BN	20.6	7/11 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	@LARW 26-23	J. Tonges TE SF
J. Downs WR IND	LVW 40-6	6/8 Rec 54 Yd	11.4	BN	—		BYE	J. Bates S ATL
T. Tucker WR LV	@INDL 6-40	9 Yd 4/6 Rec 62 Yd	11.3	BN	1		NYGW 26-14	J. Reid S NO
J. Hyatt WR NYG	@NOL 14-26	0/3 Rec	0	BN	15.5	3 Solo 2 INT	@BALW 44-10	J. Pitre S HOU
T. Conklin TE LAC	WASL 10-27	2/3 Rec 30 Yd	6	BN	—		KCW 31-28	T. Walker EDR JAC
OUTB. Bowers TE LV	@INDL 6-40		—	BN	2.5	1 Solo	DENL 17-21	J. Carter IL PHI
M. Parsons EDR GB	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	T. Watt EDR PIT
J. Walker EDR ATL	BYE		—	BN	12.5	5 Solo 1 INT	@SEAW 38-35	L. David LB TB
P. Queen LB PIT	BYE		—	BN	4.5	3 Solo	@BALW 44-10	H. To'oTo'o LB HOU
Q. Walker LB GB	BYE		—	BN
Total			74.6		81.35			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Burrow QB CIN	DETL 24-37		—	IR	—		BYE	J. Warren RB PIT
N. Harris RB LAC	WASL 10-27		—	IR
T. Dell WR HOU	@BALW 44-10		—	IR

Taxi Squad
K. Monangai RB CHI	BYE		—	TAXI	—		BYE	W. Howard QB PIT
T. Johnson WR TB	@SEAW 38-35	4/4 Rec 59 Yd	10.3	TAXI	1.5	13 Yd 0/2 Rec	SFL 23-26	B. Corum RB LAR
O. Gadsden TE LAC	WASL 10-27	1/1 Rec 14 Yd	2.9	TAXI	1.5	7 Yd	@NYJW 37-22	J. Blue RB DAL
Total			74.6		81.35			Total

Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad