Bernie’s Mittens 🏆🏆 Picks · The Hateful Eight

The draft order for future seasons will change according to a team's rank.

Draft Pick	Slot	Detail
Bernie’s Mittens 🏆🏆 2026 Draft Picks
`1st` round pick	1.8 ^#8
`2nd` round pick	2.1 ^#9
`2nd` round pick	2.3 ^#11	Obtained from Purdy Good
`2nd` round pick	2.7 ^#15	Obtained from Used Condoms
`3rd` round pick	3.8 ^#24	Traded to Purdy Good
`4th` round pick	4.1 ^#25	Traded to Tay Tay’s S..
`5th` round pick	5.6 ^#38	Obtained from Purdy Good
`5th` round pick	5.8 ^#40	Traded to Used Condoms
`6th` round pick	6.1 ^#41	Traded to Air It To G..
`7th` round pick	7.8 ^#56	Traded to HAMBONES

Bernie’s Mittens 🏆🏆 2027 Draft Picks
`1st` round pick	1.8 ^#8	Traded to Tay Tay’s S..
`2nd` round pick	2.1 ^#9	Traded to Tay Tay’s S..
`2nd` round pick	2.3 ^#11	Obtained from Purdy Good
`3rd` round pick	3.8 ^#24
`4th` round pick	4.1 ^#25
`5th` round pick	5.8 ^#40
`6th` round pick	6.1 ^#41	Traded to Air It To G..
`7th` round pick	7.8 ^#56	Traded to DyNasty Nate

Bernie’s Mittens 🏆🏆 2028 Draft Picks
`1st` round pick	1.8 ^#8
`2nd` round pick	2.1 ^#9
`3rd` round pick	3.8 ^#24
`4th` round pick	4.1 ^#25
`5th` round pick	5.2 ^#34	Obtained from Used Condoms
`5th` round pick	5.8 ^#40
`6th` round pick	6.1 ^#41	Traded to Used Condoms
`7th` round pick	7.8 ^#56