| Player | 2025 Stats | Trade | Availability | |||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | % | Yd | TD | INT | FPts | Avg | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
QB NYG (14) | 63.7 | 2,272 | 15 | 5 | 276.58 | 19.8 | Looking for QB, RB, WR, TE, K, P, 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||
QB CIN (10) | 66.8 | 1,809 | 17 | 5-3 | 163.46 | 20.4 | Looking for K Multi Million dollar Peckerwood. Cracker. Honkey | |||||||
QB DAL (10) | 67.3 | 4,552 | 30 | 10 | 376.78 | 22.2 | Looking for QB, 2nd round pick fraudulent, inaccurate nigger | |||||||
| Att | Yd | AVG | TD | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
RB DET (8) | 243 | 1,223 | 5 | 13 | 380.9 | 22.4 | Looking for 1st round pick 4 First round picks | |||||||
RB NO (11) | 131 | 471 | 3.6 | 1 | 98.7 | 9 | Looking for RB | |||||||
RB CHI (5) | 223 | 1,087 | 4.9 | 9 | 236.6 | 14.8 | Looking for 1st round pick he’s worth two first round picks trust me!! | |||||||
RB LV (8) | 266 | 975 | 3.7 | 5 | 251.1 | 14.8 | Looking for RB FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!!!! | |||||||
| Rec | Tar | Yd | TD | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
TE NE (14) | 60 | 87 | 768 | 7 | 178.8 | 10.5 | Looking for TE FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!!!!! | |||||||
WR WAS (12) | 38 | 60 | 582 | 3 | 118.2 | 11.8 | Looking for WR BLACK, FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!! | |||||||
WR LAC (12) | 66 | 106 | 789 | 6 | 182.9 | 11.4 | Looking for WR FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!!! | |||||||
TE ARI (8) | 126 | 169 | 1,239 | 11 | 315.9 | 18.6 | Looking for WR | |||||||
WR TB (9) | 12 | 15 | 178 | 0 | 29.9 | 7.5 | Looking for WR | |||||||
WR DET (8) | 117 | 172 | 1,401 | 11 | 324 | 19.1 | Looking for WR | |||||||
WR NE (14) | 85 | 102 | 1,013 | 4 | 210.3 | 12.4 | Looking for WR Open to anything, hopefully not fraudulent nigger | |||||||
| FG | Att | XP | Att | FPts | Avg | |||||||||
K TB (9) | 32 | 38 | 32 | 33 | 151 | 8.9 | Looking for K, P SOMEONE SHOOT THIS NIGGER IN PARTICULAR!!! CHARLIE KIRK STYLE!!!!!! | |||||||



