| Player | Stats Week 2 | Trade | Availability | ||||||||||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Date | Name | % | Yd | TD | INT | FPts | Owner | Comment | Action | ||||
QB NYG (14) | 0/0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | -0.3 | Looking for QB, RB, WR, TE, K, P, 1st round pick, 2nd round pick, 3rd round pick, 4th round pick, 5th round pick | |||||||
QB CIN (10) | 7/13 | 76 | 1 | 0 | 9.04 | Looking for K Multi Million dollar Peckerwood. Cracker. Honkey | |||||||
QB DAL (10) | 38/52 | 361 | 2 | 1 | 26.14 | Looking for QB, 2nd round pick fraudulent, inaccurate nigger | |||||||
| Att | Yd | AVG | TD | FPts | |||||||||
RB DET (8) | 12 | 94 | 7.8 | 1 | 21.4 | Looking for 1st round pick 4 First round picks | |||||||
RB NO (11) | 21 | 99 | 4.7 | 0 | 15 | Looking for RB | |||||||
RB CHI (5) | 12 | 63 | 5.2 | 1 | 13.9 | Looking for 1st round pick he’s worth two first round picks trust me!! | |||||||
RB LV (8) | 11 | 43 | 3.9 | 0 | 7.4 | Looking for RB FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!!!! | |||||||
| Rec | Tar | Yd | TD | FPts | |||||||||
TE NE (14) | 1 | 3 | 9 | 0 | 1.9 | Looking for TE FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!!!!! | |||||||
WR WAS (12) | 5 | 9 | 48 | 0 | 9.8 | Looking for WR BLACK, FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!! | |||||||
WR LAC (12) | 5 | 5 | 48 | 0 | 9.8 | Looking for WR FRAUDULENT NIGGER!!!!! | |||||||
TE ARI (8) | 6 | 7 | 78 | 0 | 13.8 | Looking for WR | |||||||
WR TB (9) | — | Looking for WR | |||||||||||
WR DET (8) | 9 | 11 | 115 | 3 | 39.2 | Looking for WR | |||||||
WR NE (14) | 4 | 5 | 32 | 0 | 7.2 | Looking for WR Open to anything, hopefully not fraudulent nigger | |||||||
| FG | Att | XP | Att | FPts | |||||||||
K TB (9) | 0 | 1 | 2 | 2 | 1 | Looking for K, P SOMEONE SHOOT THIS NIGGER IN PARTICULAR!!! CHARLIE KIRK STYLE!!!!!! | |||||||



