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gets

• Matthew Stafford

  QB LAR (8)
  (rank: 1-1)
• QT.J. Hockenson

  TE MIN (6)
  (rank: 26-212)

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• Aaron Rodgers

  QB PIT (5)
  (rank: 16-30)
• Travis Kelce

  TE KC (10)
  (rank: 3-76)

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• QWan'Dale Robinson

  WR NYG (14)
  (rank: 14-54)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.10 ^#10 (Romosexual ..)
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.7 ^#17 (Mighty Marv..)

gets

• Christian McCaffrey

  RB SF (14)
  (rank: 1-3)
• 2026 4th round pick 4.6 ^#36 (Alex is tal..)

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• Travis Kelce

  TE KC (10)
  (rank: 3-76)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.8 ^#18 (The Chicago..)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.8 ^#28 (The Chicago..)
• 2027 3rd round pick 3.8 ^#28 (The Chicago..)

The Chicago Dr Skippers

gets

• QSam LaPorta

  TE DET (8)
  (rank: 27-218)

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• Jared Goff

  QB DET (8)
  (rank: 7-13) from
  

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• Jordan Love

  QB GB (5)
  (rank: 14-28) from
  

  Romosexual Tendencies
• QGarrett Wilson

  WR NYJ (9)
  (rank: 65-236) from
  

  Romosexual Tendencies
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.4 ^#14 (My Penix Br..) from
  

  My Penix Broke
• 2027 1st round pick 1.4 ^#4 (My Penix Br..) from
  

  My Penix Broke
• 2028 1st round pick 1.4 ^#4 (My Penix Br..) from
  

  My Penix Broke

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• QJosh Allen

  QB BUF (7)
  (rank: 2-2) from
  

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• Ja'Marr Chase

  WR CIN (10)
  (rank: 4-21) from
  

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• QMichael Penix

  QB ATL (5)
  (rank: 33-147) from
  

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• 2026 2nd round pick 2.10 ^#20 (Romosexual ..) from
  

  Romosexual Tendencies
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.6 ^#26 (Alex is tal..) from
  

  Alex is talking Tua minor
• 2027 1st round pick 1.10 ^#10 (Romosexual ..) from
  

  Romosexual Tendencies
• 2027 2nd round pick 2.6 ^#16 (Alex is tal..) from
  

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• 2028 1st round pick 1.10 ^#10 (Romosexual ..) from
  

  Romosexual Tendencies

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• Tee Higgins

  WR CIN (10)
  (rank: 15-57)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.7 ^#7 (Mighty Marv..)
• 2026 3rd round pick 3.7 ^#27 (Mighty Marv..)
• 2027 1st round pick 1.7 ^#7 (Mighty Marv..)

Mighty Marvin Power Rangers

gets

• Emeka Egbuka

  WR TB (9)
  (rank: 23-70)