Rosters · Arrested Development

Player		Availability
Bob Loblaw
Name		Action
C. Williams QB CHI (5)		Locked
OUTJ. McCarthy QB MIN (6)		Locked
IRD. Jones QB IND (11)		Locked
G. Smith QB LV (8)		Locked
J. Milroe QB SEA (8)		Locked
QT. Henderson RB NE (14)		Locked
O. Hampton RB LAC (12)		Locked
IRC. Skattebo RB NYG (14)		Locked
E. Wilson RB GB (5)		Locked
K. Mitchell RB BAL (7)		Locked
J. McLaughlin RB DEN (12)		Locked
K. Johnson RB PIT (5)		Locked
D. Giddens RB IND (11)		Locked
Z. Flowers WR BAL (7)		Locked
L. McConkey WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Wilson WR ARI (8)		Locked
J. Addison WR MIN (6)		Locked
IRT. Horton WR SEA (8)		Locked
IRD. Vele WR NO (11)		Locked
QC. Godwin WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Whittington WR LAR (8)		Locked
E. Chism WR NE (14)		Locked
M. Andrews TE BAL (7)		Locked
K. Pitts TE ATL (5)		Locked
T. Johnson TE NYG (14)		Locked
QD. Waller TE MIA (12)		Locked
C. Otton TE TB (9)		Locked
L. Musgrave TE GB (5)		Locked
N. Gray TE KC (10)		Locked
IRT. Hunter WR JAC (8)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 15 Set / 30 Allowed

The Featherbottoms
B. Young QB CAR (14)		Locked
OUTJ. Daniels QB WAS (12)		Locked
A. Dalton QB CAR (14)		Locked
T. Lance QB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Bagent QB CHI (5)		Locked
IRW. Levis QB TEN (10)		Locked
K. Walker RB SEA (8)		Locked
T. Tracy RB NYG (14)		Locked
R. Harvey RB DEN (12)		Locked
QB. Tuten RB JAC (8)		Locked
S. Perine RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Bigsby RB PHI (9)		Locked
A. Estime RB NO (11)		Locked
C. Edwards-Helaire RB KC (10)		Locked
D. Pierce RB KC (10)		Locked
N. Collins WR HOU (6)		Locked
C. Lamb WR DAL (10)		Locked
IRM. Nabers WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Shakir WR BUF (7)		Locked
QR. Pearsall WR SF (14)		Locked
E. Ayomanor WR TEN (10)		Locked
J. Noel WR HOU (6)		Locked
J. Dotson WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Reed WR GB (5)		Locked
IRN. Brown WR WAS (12)		Locked
K. Osborn WR ATL (5)		Locked
PUPT. Dell WR HOU (6)		Locked
T. McBride TE ARI (8)		Locked
QG. Kittle TE SF (14)		Locked
QD. Kincaid TE BUF (7)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 22 Set / 30 Allowed

Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist
A. Rodgers QB PIT (5)		Locked
R. Wilson QB NYG (14)		Locked
C. Ward QB TEN (10)		Locked
S. Sanders QB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Lock QB SEA (8)		Locked
PUPD. Watson QB CLE (9)		Locked
D. Swift RB CHI (5)		Locked
B. Hall RB NYJ (9)		Locked
L. Allen RB JAC (8)		Locked
T. Etienne RB CAR (14)		Locked
IRM. Lloyd RB GB (5)		Locked
P. Nacua WR LAR (8)		Locked
D. London WR ATL (5)		Locked
IRT. Hill WR MIA (12)		Locked
T. Higgins WR CIN (10)		Locked
G. Pickens WR DAL (10)		Locked
Q. Johnston WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Mims WR DEN (12)		Locked
D. Hopkins WR BAL (7)		Locked
R. Bateman WR BAL (7)		Locked
I. Bond WR CLE (9)		Locked
D. Brown WR JAC (8)		Locked
D. Walker WR BAL (7)		Locked
J. Horn WR CAR (14)		Locked
G. Davis WR BUF (7)		Locked
J. Hyatt WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. Kelce TE KC (10)		Locked
IRB. Bowers TE LV (8)		Locked
H. Fannin TE CLE (9)		Locked
J. Smith TE PIT (5)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 28 Set / 30 Allowed

Boxy Vulva
J. Herbert QB LAC (12)		Locked
QJ. Love QB GB (5)		Locked
T. Lawrence QB JAC (8)		Locked
J. Taylor RB IND (11)		Locked
C. Hubbard RB CAR (14)		Locked
IRJ. Dobbins RB DEN (12)		Locked
B. Irving RB TB (9)		Locked
IRQ. Judkins RB CLE (9)		Locked
E. Demercado RB ARI (8)		Locked
IRM. Sanders RB DAL (10)		Locked
IRR. Johnson RB CHI (5)		Locked
I. Abanikanda RB DAL (10)		Locked
J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		Locked
D. Samuel WR WAS (12)		Locked
QR. Odunze WR CHI (5)		Locked
C. Olave WR NO (11)		Locked
A. Pierce WR IND (11)		Locked
J. Jennings WR SF (14)		Locked
X. Legette WR CAR (14)		Locked
S. Shepard WR TB (9)		Locked
IRG. Dortch WR ARI (8)		Locked
D. Wicks WR GB (5)		Locked
T. Harris WR LAC (12)		Locked
A. Lazard WR FA		Locked
J. Royals WR KC (10)		Locked
D. Chark WR FA		Locked
OUTT. Hockenson TE MIN (6)		Locked
D. Schultz TE HOU (6)		Locked
QD. Njoku TE CLE (9)		Locked
T. Ferguson TE LAR (8)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 25 Set / 30 Allowed

We Demand To Be Taken Seriously
J. Goff QB DET (8)		Locked
C. Stroud QB HOU (6)		Locked
B. Nix QB DEN (12)		Locked
T. Shough QB NO (11)		Locked
IRDA. Richardson QB IND (11)		Locked
J. Williams RB DAL (10)		Locked
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA (8)		Locked
S. Tucker RB TB (9)		Locked
I. Davis RB NYJ (9)		Locked
B. Robinson RB SF (14)		Locked
IRD. Neal RB NO (11)		Locked
B. Smith RB KC (10)		Locked
IRK. Miller RB NO (11)		Locked
J. Blue RB DAL (10)		Locked
PUPJ. Brooks RB CAR (14)		Locked
D. Smith WR PHI (9)		Locked
QK. Boutte WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Jeudy WR CLE (9)		Locked
QM. Harrison WR ARI (8)		Locked
IRG. Wilson WR NYJ (9)		Locked
T. McMillan WR CAR (14)		Locked
W. Robinson WR NYG (14)		Locked
T. Franklin WR DEN (12)		Locked
IRR. Rice WR KC (10)		Locked
J. Downs WR IND (11)		Locked
IRL. McCaffrey WR WAS (12)		Locked
J. Palmer WR BUF (7)		Locked
E. Moore WR DEN (7)		Locked
QN. Fant TE CIN (10)		Locked
M. Gesicki TE CIN (10)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 22 Set / 30 Allowed

I hear the jury’s still out on science
QL. Jackson QB BAL (7)		Locked
IRM. Penix QB ATL (5)		Locked
B. Purdy QB SF (14)		Locked
R. Leonard QB IND (11)		Locked
C. Rush QB BAL (7)		Locked
W. Howard QB PIT (5)		Locked
J. Gibbs RB DET (8)		Locked
S. Barkley RB PHI (9)		Locked
QD. Montgomery RB DET (8)		Locked
K. Monangai RB CHI (5)		Locked
R. White RB TB (9)		Locked
A. Jones RB MIN (6)		Locked
IRJ. Hill RB BAL (7)		Locked
R. Davis RB BUF (7)		Locked
C. Brooks RB GB (5)		Locked
C. Akers RB SEA (8)		Locked
J. Chase WR CIN (10)		Locked
C. Sutton WR DEN (12)		Locked
M. Evans WR TB (9)		Locked
X. Worthy WR KC (10)		Locked
D. Slayton WR NYG (14)		Locked
K. Turpin WR DAL (10)		Locked
M. Golden WR GB (5)		Locked
J. Smith-Schuster WR KC (10)		Locked
C. Kirk WR HOU (6)		Locked
E. Engram TE DEN (12)		Locked
IRZ. Ertz TE WAS (12)		Locked
QD. Knox TE BUF (7)		Locked
QM. Taylor TE NYJ (9)		Locked
OUTF. Moreau TE NO (11)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 21 Set / 30 Allowed

Player		Availability
G.O.B.
Name		Action
J. Burrow QB CIN (10)		Locked
B. Mayfield QB TB (9)		Locked
M. Stafford QB LAR (8)		Locked
J. Brissett QB ARI (8)		Locked
QM. Willis QB GB (5)		Locked
B. Robinson RB ATL (5)		Locked
T. Pollard RB TEN (10)		Locked
QA. Kamara RB NO (11)		Locked
W. Marks RB HOU (6)		Locked
R. Stevenson RB NE (14)		Locked
IRJ. Mixon RB HOU (6)		Locked
D. Moore WR CHI (5)		Locked
J. Meyers WR JAC (8)		Locked
IRC. Ridley WR TEN (10)		Locked
K. Allen WR LAC (12)		Locked
M. Washington WR MIA (12)		Locked
T. Johnson WR TB (9)		Locked
IRT. Thornton WR KC (10)		Locked
O. Zaccheaus WR CHI (5)		Locked
T. Lockett WR LV (10)		Locked
S. Williams WR GB (5)		Locked
A. Thielen WR PIT (6)		Locked
D. Thornton WR LV (8)		Locked
OUTA. Cooper WR FA		Locked
IRT. Kraft TE GB (5)		Locked
D. Goedert TE PHI (9)		Locked
B. Strange TE JAC (8)		Locked
I. Likely TE BAL (7)		Locked
M. Evans TE CAR (14)		Locked
T. Conklin TE LAC (12)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 21 Set / 30 Allowed

The Never Nudes
S. Rattler QB NO (11)		Locked
J. Dart QB NYG (14)		Locked
J. Winston QB NYG (14)		Locked
A. Jeanty RB LV (8)		Locked
QJ. Warren RB PIT (5)		Locked
C. McCaffrey RB SF (14)		Locked
I. Pacheco RB KC (10)		Locked
IRT. Benson RB ARI (8)		Locked
T. Johnson RB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Wright RB MIA (12)		Locked
K. Mullings RB TEN (10)		Locked
I. Guerendo RB SF (14)		Locked
J. Hunter RB LAR (8)		Locked
J. James RB SF (14)		Locked
QA. St. Brown WR DET (8)		Locked
H. Brown WR KC (10)		Locked
T. Atwell WR LAR (8)		Locked
C. Dike WR TEN (10)		Locked
QL. Burden WR CHI (5)		Locked
A. Mitchell WR NYJ (11)		Locked
IRJ. Lane WR WAS (12)		Locked
K. Williams WR NE (14)		Locked
R. McCloud WR FA (5)		Locked
T. Felton WR MIN (6)		Locked
J. Mingo WR DAL (10)		Locked
J. Burton WR FA		Locked
T. Warren TE IND (11)		Locked
J. Johnson TE NO (11)		Locked
D. Washington TE PIT (5)		Locked
J. Wiley TE KC (10)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 10 Set / 30 Allowed

Frozen Bananas
T. Tagovailoa QB MIA (12)		Locked
K. Cousins QB ATL (5)		Locked
IRC. Wentz QB MIN (6)		Locked
Z. Wilson QB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Garoppolo QB LAR (8)		Locked
A. O'Connell QB LV (8)		Locked
K. Hunt RB KC (10)		Locked
IRJ. Conner RB ARI (8)		Locked
K. Gainwell RB PIT (5)		Locked
IRN. Harris RB LAC (12)		Locked
T. Allgeier RB ATL (5)		Locked
B. Corum RB LAR (8)		Locked
J. McNichols RB WAS (12)		Locked
T. Badie RB DEN (12)		Locked
A. Dillon RB PHI (9)		Locked
Z. White RB LV (8)		Locked
R. Doubs WR GB (5)		Locked
T. Tucker WR LV (8)		Locked
C. Tillman WR CLE (9)		Locked
D. Mooney WR ATL (5)		Locked
J. Nailor WR MIN (6)		Locked
A. Iosivas WR CIN (10)		Locked
J. Coker WR CAR (14)		Locked
IRJ. Reynolds WR NYJ (9)		Locked
N. Westbrook-Ikhine WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Ferguson TE DAL (10)		Locked
QG. Helm TE TEN (10)		Locked
IRT. Higbee TE LAR (8)		Locked
J. Sanders TE CAR (14)		Locked
IRE. Arroyo TE SEA (8)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 15 Set / 30 Allowed

Loose Seals
IRK. Murray QB ARI (8)		Locked
IRJ. Fields QB NYJ (9)		Locked
D. Prescott QB DAL (10)		Locked
D. Gabriel QB CLE (9)		Locked
J. Milton QB DAL (10)		Locked
D. Achane RB MIA (12)		Locked
C. Brown RB CIN (10)		Locked
T. Etienne RB JAC (8)		Locked
QD. Sampson RB CLE (9)		Locked
O. Gordon RB MIA (12)		Locked
IRJ. Ford RB CLE (9)		Locked
QR. Mostert RB LV (8)		Locked
W. Shipley RB PHI (9)		Locked
IRDP. Mafah RB DAL (10)		Locked
QD. Adams WR LAR (8)		Locked
J. Williams WR DET (8)		Locked
B. Thomas WR JAC (8)		Locked
QA. Brown WR PHI (9)		Locked
J. Waddle WR MIA (12)		Locked
J. Higgins WR HOU (6)		Locked
QD. Douglas WR NE (14)		Locked
J. Tolbert WR DAL (10)		Locked
H. Renfrow WR CAR (14)		Locked
K. Lambert-Smith WR LAC (12)		Locked
J. McMillan WR TB (9)		Locked
J. Watkins WR SF (14)		Locked
EXB. Aiyuk WR SF (14)		Locked
IRS. LaPorta TE DET (8)		Locked
A. Barner TE SEA (8)		Locked
O. Gadsden TE LAC (12)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 16 Set / 30 Allowed

Her?
D. Maye QB NE (14)		Locked
IRP. Mahomes QB KC (10)		Locked
S. Darnold QB SEA (8)		Locked
M. Jones QB SF (14)		Locked
Q. Ewers QB MIA (12)		Locked
K. Pickett QB LV (8)		Locked
J. Stidham QB DEN (12)		Locked
QJ. Jacobs RB GB (5)		Locked
D. Henry RB BAL (7)		Locked
OUTJ. Mason RB MIN (6)		Locked
C. Rodriguez RB WAS (12)		Locked
D. Singletary RB NYG (14)		Locked
E. Mitchell RB NE (14)		Locked
IRA. Mattison RB MIA (12)		Locked
J. Jefferson WR MIN (6)		Locked
T. McLaurin WR WAS (12)		Locked
QC. Austin WR PIT (5)		Locked
S. Diggs WR NE (14)		Locked
M. Pittman WR IND (11)		Locked
QM. Hollins WR NE (14)		Locked
OUTP. Bryant WR DEN (12)		Locked
K. Raymond WR DET (8)		Locked
D. Peoples-Jones WR FA		Locked
R. Bell WR NO (11)		Locked
B. Rice WR LV (8)		Locked
H. Henry TE NE (14)		Locked
C. Loveland TE CHI (5)		Locked
C. Kmet TE CHI (5)		Locked
M. Mayer TE LV (8)		Locked
G. Dulcich TE MIA (12)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 26 Set / 30 Allowed

PopPop in the Attic
QJ. Allen QB BUF (7)		Locked
J. Hurts QB PHI (9)		Locked
J. Flacco QB CIN (9)		Locked
OUTM. Mariota QB WAS (12)		Locked
QT. Taylor QB NYJ (9)		Locked
J. Browning QB CIN (10)		Locked
J. Cook RB BUF (7)		Locked
K. Williams RB LAR (8)		Locked
IRA. Ekeler RB WAS (12)		Locked
R. Dowdle RB CAR (14)		Locked
J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		Locked
T. Spears RB TEN (10)		Locked
N. Chubb RB HOU (6)		Locked
IRB. Allen RB NYJ (9)		Locked
T. Brooks RB CIN (10)		Locked
SUSD. Metcalf WR PIT (5)		Locked
C. Kupp WR SEA (8)		Locked
K. Coleman WR BUF (7)		Locked
E. Egbuka WR TB (9)		Locked
R. Shaheed WR SEA (11)		Locked
C. Watson WR GB (5)		Locked
I. TeSlaa WR DET (8)		Locked
R. Wilson WR PIT (5)		Locked
J. Bech WR LV (8)		Locked
B. Cooks WR BUF (11)		Locked
C. Okonkwo TE TEN (10)		Locked
P. Freiermuth TE PIT (5)		Locked
J. Tonges TE SF (14)		Locked
B. Sinnott TE WAS (12)		Locked
W. Dissly TE LAC (12)		Locked
Total 30 / 30 Keepers 18 Set / 30 Allowed

Bob Loblaw

The Featherbottoms

Tobias Funke MD: Analrapist

Boxy Vulva

We Demand To Be Taken Seriously

I hear the jury’s still out on science

G.O.B.

The Never Nudes

Frozen Bananas

Loose Seals

Her?

PopPop in the Attic