The Dirty Sanchize

gets

• 2026 4th round pick 4.11 ^#47 (Super Gremlin)

gets

• 2025 4th round pick (The Dirty S..)
• 2025 5th round pick (The Dirty S..)

gets

• Deebo Samuel

  WR WAS (12)
  (rank: 25-78)

The Dirty Sanchize

gets

• QLuke McCaffrey

  WR WAS (12)
  (rank: 109-275)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.12 ^#24 (Dad Runners)

gets

• DeMario Douglas

  WR NE (14)
  (rank: 65-180)
• 2026 2nd round pick 2.5 ^#17 (L.A. Fragil..)

L.A. Fragile Porcelain Mice

gets

• QJames Conner

  RB ARI (8)
  (rank: 79-321)
• 2025 4th round pick

The Dirty Sanchize

gets

• Tua Tagovailoa

  QB MIA (12)
  (rank: 25-48)
• Josh Downs

  WR IND (11)
  (rank: 44-127)
• Keon Coleman

  WR BUF (7)
  (rank: 61-172)
• 2025 1st round pick (Super Gremlin)
• 2025 2nd round pick (Super Gremlin)
• 2025 3rd round pick

gets

• Kyren Williams

  RB LAR (8)
  (rank: 9-37)
• Davante Adams

  WR LAR (8)
  (rank: 9-51)
• Travis Kelce

  TE KC (10)
  (rank: 3-75)

gets

• Jaylen Warren

  RB PIT (5)
  (rank: 17-57)
• Dallas Goedert

  TE PHI (9)
  (rank: 7-84)

Least Deadish Johnson

gets

• D'Andre Swift

  RB CHI (5)
  (rank: 15-47)