Drafts · No Thanks Belanie

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Jalen Hurts QB PHI	Dingus McCringleberry
1.2 ^#2	Christian McCaffrey RB SF	ImnotFuckngLeaving
1.3 ^#3	Bijan Robinson RB ATL	That's When Good Nabers...
1.4 ^#4	Breece Hall RB NYJ	Nacua Matata
1.5 ^#5	Tyreek Hill WR MIA	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
1.6 ^#6	Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN	unwanted tanking
1.7 ^#7	Justin Jefferson WR MIN	The Team That BYEd
1.8 ^#8	Josh Allen QB BUF	Big Dogs
1.9 ^#9	Patrick Mahomes QB KC	0 QB Strat
1.10 ^#10	A.J. Brown WR PHI	Stroud Nine
1.11 ^#11	Jonathan Taylor RB IND	McBride & Prejudice

Round 2
2.1 ^#12	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Dingus McCringleberry
2.2 ^#13	Lamar Jackson QB BAL	That's When Good Nabers...
2.3 ^#14	Saquon Barkley RB PHI	Nacua Matata
2.4 ^#15	Garrett Wilson WR NYJ	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
2.5 ^#16	Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET	unwanted tanking
2.6 ^#17	Anthony Richardson QB IND	The Team That BYEd
2.7 ^#18	Joe Mixon RB HOU	Big Dogs
2.8 ^#19	Travis Etienne RB JAC	0 QB Strat
2.9 ^#20	Isiah Pacheco RB KC	The Team That Died
2.10 ^#21	Travis Kelce TE KC	Stroud Nine
2.11 ^#22	Davante Adams WR LAR	McBride & Prejudice

Round 3
3.1 ^#23	Kyler Murray QB ARI	Dingus McCringleberry
3.2 ^#24	Tua Tagovailoa QB MIA	ImnotFuckngLeaving
3.3 ^#25	Joe Burrow QB CIN	That's When Good Nabers...
3.4 ^#26	Caleb Williams QB CHI	Nacua Matata
3.5 ^#27	Cooper Kupp WR SEA	unwanted tanking
3.6 ^#28	Jayden Daniels QB WAS	The Team That BYEd
3.7 ^#29	Dak Prescott QB DAL	Big Dogs
3.8 ^#30	Jared Goff QB DET	0 QB Strat
3.9 ^#31	De'Von Achane RB MIA	The Team That Died
3.10 ^#32	Marvin Harrison WR ARI	Stroud Nine
3.11 ^#33	Brock Purdy QB SF	McBride & Prejudice

Round 4
4.1 ^#34	DJ Moore WR CHI	McBride & Prejudice
4.2 ^#35	Trevor Lawrence QB JAC	Stroud Nine
4.3 ^#36	Mark Andrews TE BAL	The Team That Died
4.4 ^#37	George Kittle TE SF	0 QB Strat
4.5 ^#38	Kyle Pitts TE ATL	Big Dogs
4.6 ^#39	Deebo Samuel WR WAS	The Team That BYEd
4.7 ^#40	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	unwanted tanking
4.8 ^#41	Drake London WR ATL	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
4.9 ^#42	Nico Collins WR HOU	Nacua Matata
4.10 ^#43	Brandon Aiyuk WR SF	ImnotFuckngLeaving
4.11 ^#44	James Cook RB BUF	Dingus McCringleberry

Round 5
5.1 ^#45	Rachaad White RB TB	Dingus McCringleberry
5.2 ^#46	DK Metcalf WR PIT	ImnotFuckngLeaving
5.3 ^#47	Kenneth Walker RB SEA	That's When Good Nabers...
5.4 ^#48	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	Nacua Matata
5.5 ^#49	Chris Olave WR NO	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
5.6 ^#50	Alvin Kamara RB NO	The Team That BYEd
5.7 ^#51	Rashee Rice WR KC	Big Dogs
5.8 ^#52	Aaron Jones RB MIN	0 QB Strat
5.9 ^#53	James Conner RB ARI	The Team That Died
5.10 ^#54	Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE	Stroud Nine
5.11 ^#55	Raheem Mostert RB LV	McBride & Prejudice

Round 6
6.1 ^#56	Trey McBride TE ARI	McBride & Prejudice
6.2 ^#57	Najee Harris RB LAC	Stroud Nine
6.3 ^#58	Amari Cooper WR FA	The Team That Died
6.4 ^#59	Zamir White RB LV	Big Dogs
6.5 ^#60	Brian Robinson RB WAS	The Team That BYEd
6.6 ^#61	Michael Pittman WR IND	unwanted tanking
6.7 ^#62	DeVonta Smith WR PHI	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
6.8 ^#63	Tony Pollard RB TEN	Nacua Matata
6.9 ^#64	Malik Nabers WR NYG	That's When Good Nabers...
6.10 ^#65	Tee Higgins WR CIN	ImnotFuckngLeaving
6.11 ^#66	Dalton Kincaid TE BUF	Dingus McCringleberry

Round 7
7.1 ^#67	George Pickens WR DAL	Dingus McCringleberry
7.2 ^#68	Tank Dell WR HOU	ImnotFuckngLeaving
7.3 ^#69	Diontae Johnson WR CLE	That's When Good Nabers...
7.4 ^#70	Evan Engram TE DEN	Nacua Matata
7.5 ^#71	Stefon Diggs WR NE	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
7.6 ^#72	D'Andre Swift RB CHI	unwanted tanking
7.7 ^#73	Terry McLaurin WR WAS	The Team That BYEd
7.8 ^#74	Christian Kirk WR HOU	Big Dogs
7.9 ^#75	Zay Flowers WR BAL	0 QB Strat
7.10 ^#76	Justin Herbert QB LAC	The Team That Died
7.11 ^#77	Calvin Ridley WR TEN	Stroud Nine
7.12 ^#78	Chris Godwin WR TB	McBride & Prejudice

Round 8
8.1 ^#79	Javonte Williams RB DAL	McBride & Prejudice
8.2 ^#80	Austin Ekeler RB WAS	Stroud Nine
8.3 ^#81	Keenan Allen WR FA	The Team That Died
8.4 ^#82	Devin Singletary RB NYG	0 QB Strat
8.5 ^#83	Zack Moss RB CIN	Big Dogs
8.6 ^#84	Brock Bowers TE LV	The Team That BYEd
8.7 ^#85	Pat Freiermuth TE PIT	unwanted tanking
8.8 ^#86	Jayden Reed WR GB	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
8.9 ^#87	Christian Watson WR GB	Nacua Matata
8.10 ^#88	Xavier Worthy WR KC	That's When Good Nabers...
8.11 ^#89	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	ImnotFuckngLeaving
8.12 ^#90	Jerome Ford RB CLE	Dingus McCringleberry

Round 9
9.1 ^#91	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	Dingus McCringleberry
9.2 ^#92	Rome Odunze WR CHI	ImnotFuckngLeaving
9.3 ^#93	Jonathon Brooks RB CAR	That's When Good Nabers...
9.4 ^#94	Courtland Sutton WR DEN	Nacua Matata
9.5 ^#95	David Njoku TE CLE	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
9.6 ^#96	Kirk Cousins QB ATL	unwanted tanking
9.7 ^#97	Blake Corum RB LAR	The Team That BYEd
9.8 ^#98	Brian Thomas WR JAC	Big Dogs
9.9 ^#99	Baker Mayfield QB TB	0 QB Strat
9.10 ^#100	Geno Smith QB LV	The Team That Died
9.11 ^#101	Deshaun Watson QB CLE	Stroud Nine
9.12 ^#102	Chuba Hubbard RB CAR	McBride & Prejudice

Round 10
10.1 ^#103	Ladd McConkey WR LAC	McBride & Prejudice
10.2 ^#104	Cole Kmet TE CHI	Stroud Nine
10.3 ^#105	Will Levis QB TEN	The Team That Died
10.4 ^#106	Hollywood Brown WR KC	0 QB Strat
10.5 ^#107	Khalil Shakir WR BUF	Big Dogs
10.6 ^#108	Ja'Lynn Polk WR NE	The Team That BYEd
10.7 ^#109	Gus Edwards RB FA	unwanted tanking
10.8 ^#110	Jaylen Warren RB PIT	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
10.9 ^#111	Chase Brown RB CIN	Nacua Matata
10.10 ^#112	Tyjae Spears RB TEN	That's When Good Nabers...
10.11 ^#113	Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA	ImnotFuckngLeaving
10.12 ^#114	Jameson Williams WR DET	Dingus McCringleberry

Round 11
11.1 ^#115	Sam Darnold QB SEA	Dingus McCringleberry
11.2 ^#116	Dallas Goedert TE PHI	ImnotFuckngLeaving
11.3 ^#117	Bryce Young QB CAR	That's When Good Nabers...
11.4 ^#118	Bo Nix QB DEN	Nacua Matata
11.5 ^#119	Jordan Addison WR MIN	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
11.6 ^#120	Justin Tucker K FA	unwanted tanking
11.7 ^#121	Daniel Jones QB IND	The Team That BYEd
11.8 ^#122	Derek Carr QB FA	Big Dogs
11.9 ^#123	Keon Coleman WR BUF	0 QB Strat
11.10 ^#124	Baltimore Ravens D/ST BAL	The Team That Died

Round 12
12.1 ^#125	Russell Wilson QB NYG	McBride & Prejudice
12.2 ^#126	Brandon Aubrey K DAL	Stroud Nine
12.3 ^#127	Nick Chubb RB HOU	The Team That Died
12.4 ^#128	Harrison Butker K KC	0 QB Strat
12.5 ^#129	Romeo Doubs WR GB	Big Dogs
12.6 ^#130	Kimani Vidal RB LAC	The Team That BYEd
12.7 ^#131	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	unwanted tanking
12.8 ^#132	Dalton Schultz TE HOU	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
12.9 ^#133	Rico Dowdle RB CAR	Nacua Matata
12.10 ^#134	Joshua Palmer WR BUF	That's When Good Nabers...
12.11 ^#135	Rashid Shaheed WR NO	ImnotFuckngLeaving
12.12 ^#136	Jakobi Meyers WR LV	Dingus McCringleberry

Round 13
13.1 ^#137	Gabe Davis WR FA	Dingus McCringleberry
13.2 ^#138	Taysom Hill TE NO	ImnotFuckngLeaving
13.3 ^#139	J.K. Dobbins RB DEN	That's When Good Nabers...
13.4 ^#140	Mike Williams WR LAC	Nacua Matata
13.5 ^#141	Trey Benson RB ARI	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
13.6 ^#142	Tyler Allgeier RB ATL	unwanted tanking
13.7 ^#143	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	The Team That BYEd
13.8 ^#144	Zach Charbonnet RB SEA	Big Dogs
13.9 ^#145	Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	0 QB Strat
13.10 ^#146	Jaleel McLaughlin RB DEN	The Team That Died
13.11 ^#147	San Francisco 49ers D/ST SF	Stroud Nine
13.12 ^#148	Ben Sinnott TE WAS	McBride & Prejudice

Round 14
14.1 ^#149	Ray Davis RB BUF	McBride & Prejudice
14.2 ^#150	MarShawn Lloyd RB GB	Stroud Nine
14.3 ^#151	Curtis Samuel WR BUF	The Team That Died
14.4 ^#152	Brandin Cooks WR NO	0 QB Strat
14.5 ^#153	Dallas Cowboys D/ST DAL	Big Dogs
14.6 ^#154	Ka'imi Fairbairn K HOU	The Team That BYEd
14.7 ^#155	Cleveland Browns D/ST CLE	unwanted tanking
14.8 ^#156	Ty Chandler RB MIN	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
14.9 ^#157	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Nacua Matata
14.10 ^#158	T.J. Hockenson TE MIN	That's When Good Nabers...
14.11 ^#159	Luke Musgrave TE GB	ImnotFuckngLeaving
14.12 ^#160	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Dingus McCringleberry

Round 15
15.1 ^#161	Jason Sanders K MIA	Dingus McCringleberry
15.2 ^#162	Jerry Jeudy WR CLE	ImnotFuckngLeaving
15.3 ^#163	Jake Elliott K PHI	That's When Good Nabers...
15.4 ^#164	Younghoe Koo K ATL	Nacua Matata
15.5 ^#165	Hunter Henry TE NE	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
15.6 ^#166	Antonio Gibson RB NE	unwanted tanking
15.7 ^#167	Tyler Bass K BUF	Big Dogs
15.8 ^#168	Dontayvion Wicks WR GB	0 QB Strat
15.9 ^#169	Jake Moody K SF	The Team That Died
15.10 ^#170	Josh Downs WR IND	Stroud Nine
15.11 ^#171	Jake Bates K DET	McBride & Prejudice

Round 16
16.1 ^#172	Las Vegas Raiders D/ST LV	McBride & Prejudice
16.2 ^#173	Darnell Mooney WR ATL	Stroud Nine
16.3 ^#174	Adonai Mitchell WR IND	The Team That Died
16.4 ^#175	Khalil Herbert RB IND	0 QB Strat
16.5 ^#176	Bucky Irving RB TB	The Team That BYEd
16.6 ^#177	Michael Wilson WR ARI	unwanted tanking
16.7 ^#178	Tyler Conklin TE LAC	autodraft to yoffs for real this time
16.8 ^#179	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	That's When Good Nabers...
16.9 ^#180	Jaylen Wright RB MIA	ImnotFuckngLeaving

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