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• San Francisco 49ers

  D/ST SF (14)
  (rank: 32-217)

Boutte Cheeks?

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• Chicago Bears

  D/ST CHI (5)
  (rank: 11-99)

Mace White Dude

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• IRQuinshon Judkins

  RB CLE (9)
  (rank: 26-87)
• QJaylen Waddle

  WR MIA (12)
  (rank: 23-80)
• 2026 1st round pick 1.9 ^#9 (BundleaRoos..)

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• Jonathan Taylor

  RB IND (11)
  (rank: 2-5)
• DK Metcalf

  WR PIT (5)
  (rank: 26-86)

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• 2026 2nd round pick 2.2 ^#16 (Conner 4 Real)

Rack'm Willie

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• Trevor Lawrence

  QB JAC (8)
  (rank: 4-6)

The Fantastic Foreskins

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• 2026 4th round pick 4.10 ^#52 (Drunken Mas..)

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• IRZach Ertz

  TE WAS (12)
  (rank: 20-178)

Mace White Dude

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• Jacksonville Jaguars

  D/ST JAC (8)
  (rank: 9-93)

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• Cincinnati Bengals

  D/ST CIN (10)
  (rank: 22-142)
• 2026 5th round pick 5.7 ^#63 (jmhein's Team)