Fantasy Matchup: Lap Dances For Jesus @ Where have all the qbs gone? · Shadynasty League

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
Lap Dances For Jesus (5-9)	79%	42	15	0	11	67.34
Where have all the qbs gone? (4-10)	88%	48	10	16	33	107
Final Regular Season Game

Lap Dances ..					Where have ..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
J. Herbert QB LAC	LVW 31-14	151 Yd 2 TD	13.74	QB	24.6	320 Yd 2 TD	KCW 31-28	D. Prescott QB DAL
J. Jacobs RB GB	@DETW 31-24	83 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd	6.8	RB	16.3	35 Yd 3/4 Rec 27 Yd 2 TD	@WASW 27-26	R. Harvey RB DEN
R. White RB TB	ARIW 20-17	7 Yd 3/3 Rec 22 Yd	1.7	RB	4.4	47 Yd 3/3 Rec 22 Yd	@MIAL 17-21	D. Neal RB NO
J. Jefferson WR MIN	@SEAL 0-26	2/6 Rec 4 Yd	1	WR	1.8	3/4 Rec 23 Yd	NYGW 33-15	M. Hollins WR NE
OUTA. St. Brown WR DET	GBL 24-31	0/1 Rec	0	WR	14.1	2/3 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	@NEL 15-33	D. Slayton WR NYG
T. McMillan WR CAR	LARW 31-28	1/2 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	13.1	WR	9.8	4/5 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	NYGW 33-15	K. Boutte WR NE
D. Smith WR PHI	CHIL 15-24	5/8 Rec 48 Yd	5.3	FLEX	7.3	4/6 Rec 73 Yd	NYGW 33-15	H. Henry TE NE
C. Parkinson TE LAR	@CARL 28-31	4/5 Rec 27 Yd	2.7	TE	6.7	4/5 Rec 67 Yd	@CLEW 26-8	G. Kittle TE SF
B. Aubrey K DAL	KCW 31-28	3/3 FG 2/2 XP	12	K	10	1/1 FG 4/4 XP	LVW 31-14	C. Dicker K LAC
Patriots D/ST NE	NYGW 33-15	1 TD 2 Sack 1 FF	11	D/ST	12	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	ARIW 20-17	Buccaneers D/ST TB
Total			67.34		107			Total
Optimum			84.84		120.7			Optimum

Benched
J. Flacco QB CIN	@BALW 32-14		—	BN	-1.32	117 Yd	BUFL 7-26	A. Rodgers QB PIT
OUTQ. Ewers QB MIA	NOW 21-17		—	BN	7.8	34 Yd 1 TD	@INDW 20-16	N. Chubb RB HOU
OUTA. Kamara RB NO	@MIAL 17-21		—	BN	15.9	68 Yd 3/3 Rec 34 Yd 1 TD	@NEL 15-33	D. Singletary RB NYG
T. Johnson RB BUF	@PITW 26-7	5 Yd 3/5 Rec 20 Yd	1.5	BN	5.2	17 Yd 5/6 Rec 47 Yd	@TBL 17-20	M. Carter RB ARI
O. Gordon RB MIA	NOW 21-17	10 Yd	0	BN	1.5	3/3 Rec 17 Yd	SFL 8-26	J. Ford RB CLE
K. Allen WR LAC	LVW 31-14	4/5 Rec 30 Yd	3	BN	—		MINW 26-0	G. Holani RB SEA
T. Thornton WR KC	@DALL 28-31		0	BN	—			A. Thielen WR FA
R. Doubs WR GB	@DETW 31-24	4/4 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	7.2	BN	0.5	1/1 Rec 10 Yd	ATLW 27-24	A. Lazard WR FA
R. Shaheed WR SEA	MINW 26-0	9 Yd 1/3 Rec 7 Yd	0.5	BN	1	2/3 Rec 19 Yd	@PHIW 24-15	O. Zaccheaus WR CHI
A. Iosivas WR CIN	@BALW 32-14	1/2 Rec 29 Yd 1 TD	10.3	BN	2.8	3/3 Rec 33 Yd	NYGW 33-15	D. Douglas WR NE
D. Waller TE MIA	NOW 21-17	2/3 Rec 47 Yd	3.7	BN	2.9	2/5 Rec 39 Yd	@INDW 20-16	X. Hutchinson WR HOU
OUTB. Wright TE DET	GBL 24-31		—	BN	—		@DETW 31-24	OUTM. Golden WR GB
OUTD. Kincaid TE BUF	@PITW 26-7		—	BN	—		LVW 31-14	T. Conklin TE LAC
S. LaPorta TE DET	GBL 24-31		—	BN	—		BUFL 7-26	P. Freiermuth TE PIT
G. Helm TE TEN	JACL 3-25	6/7 Rec 23 Yd	3.3	BN	2	1/2 FG 0/1 XP	CHIL 15-24	J. Elliott K PHI
Colts D/ST IND	HOUL 16-20	1 INT 2 Sack 1 FF	11	BN	7	2 Sack 1 FF	@TBL 17-20	Cardinals D/ST ARI
Total			40.5		45.28			Total

Injured Reserve
D. Watson QB CLE	SFL 8-26		—	IR	—		NOW 21-17	A. Mattison RB MIA
C. Skattebo RB NYG	@NEL 15-33		—	IR	—		ARIW 20-17	M. Evans WR TB

Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1

Benched

Injured Reserve