Week 1 2024 Tue 9/3-Mon 9/9 | ||||||
| Team | Coach Rating | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | Total |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| (6-7) | 41 | 2 | 15 | 13 | 70.65 | |
| (10-3) | 44 | 33 | 4 | 0 | 81.3 | |
| Final Division Game | ||||||
| Team | Game | Time | Description | Score | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 1st | 15:00 | Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Jaylen Watson | 0-0.2 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 1st | 12:41 | Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Pennel | 0-0.3 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 1st | 11:05 | Derrick Henry 6 yard Rushing Attempt Justin Reid | 0-0.9 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 1st | 10:25 | Derrick Henry 3 yard Rushing Attempt Leo Chenal | 0-1.2 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 1st | 8:18 | Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing TD | 0-7.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 1st | 8:09 | Rashee Rice 11 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Marcus Williams, Roquan Smith | 0.55-7.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 1st | 6:15 | Rashee Rice 16 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Roquan Smith | 1.35-7.7 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 1st | 5:14 | Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Leo Chenal | 1.35-7.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 1st | 2:55 | Isiah Pacheco 23 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Brandon Stephens | 2.5-7.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 1st | 2:20 | Rashee Rice 19 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Eddie Jackson | 3.45-7.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 1st | 1:11 | Rashee Rice 1 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Nate Wiggins | 3.5-7.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 2nd | 14:26 | Noah Gray 11 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Kyle Hamilton | 4.05-7.8 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 2nd | 13:00 | Derrick Henry 6 yard Rushing Attempt Drue Tranquill | 4.05-8.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 2nd | 9:03 | Travis Kelce 1 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Marlon Humphrey | 4.1-8.5 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 2nd | 8:04 | Travis Kelce 23 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Brandon Stephens | 5.25-10.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 2nd | 7:12 | Xavier Worthy 12 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Brandon Stephens | 5.85-10.8 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 2nd | 5:04 | Derrick Henry 9 yard Rushing Attempt Justin Reid | 5.85-11.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 2nd | 1:50 | Patrick Mahomes Pass to Rashee Rice Interception by Roquan Smith Rashee Rice | 3.85-11.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 2nd | 0:03 | Patrick Mahomes -1 yard Rushing Attempt | 3.75-11.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 3rd | 14:13 | Rashee Rice 33 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Jalyn Armour-Davis, Marcus Williams | 5.4-11.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 3rd | 13:30 | Justin Watson 25 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Trenton Simpson | 6.65-11.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 3rd | 12:19 | Noah Gray 13 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Marcus Williams, Marlon Humphrey | 7.3-11.7 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 3rd | 9:23 | Derrick Henry -1 yard Rushing Attempt Leo Chenal, Nick Bolton | 7.3-11.6 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 3rd | 7:08 | Travis Kelce 10 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Kyle Hamilton | 7.8-12.6 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 3rd | 6:29 | Rashee Rice 15 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Marcus Williams | 8.55-12.6 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 3rd | 5:18 | Samaje Perine 10 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Travis Jones | 9.05-12.6 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 3rd | 2:52 | Derrick Henry 6 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Danna | 9.05-13.2 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 3rd | 2:16 | Derrick Henry 1 yard Rushing Attempt Tershawn Wharton | 9.05-13.3 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 4th | 14:47 | Rashee Rice 8 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Brandon Stephens | 9.45-13.3 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 4th | 13:36 | Noah Gray 13 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Marcus Williams | 10.1-13.3 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 4th | 11:40 | Patrick Mahomes 4 yard Rushing Attempt Marcus Williams | 10.5-13.3 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 4th | 10:32 | Xavier Worthy 35 yard Passing TD from Patrick Mahomes | 16.25-13.3 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 4th | 8:41 | Derrick Henry 5 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Danna | 16.25-13.8 |
| F*ck Kamala | BAL@KC | 4th | 6:35 | Derrick Henry 2 yard Rushing Attempt Mike Pennel | 16.25-14 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 4th | 4:06 | Isiah Pacheco 10 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Nate Wiggins | 16.75-14 |
| F*CK Libtards | BAL@KC | 4th | 2:36 | Patrick Mahomes 2 yard Passing Completion from Patrick Mahomes Odafe Oweh | 17.05-14 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 15:00 | Josh Jacobs -1 yard Rushing Attempt Josh Sweat, Milton Williams | 17.05-13.9 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 14:21 | Christian Watson 5 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Avonte Maddox | 17.05-14.15 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 13:39 | Romeo Doubs 19 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Avonte Maddox | 17.05-15.1 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 12:59 | Josh Jacobs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun, Quinyon Mitchell | 17.05-15.5 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 9:13 | Josh Jacobs 9 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Avonte Maddox | 17.05-16.85 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 6:43 | Jayden Reed 9 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Zack Baun | 17.05-17.3 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 5:58 | Romeo Doubs 10 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Darius Slay | 17.05-17.8 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 5:27 | Josh Jacobs -1 yard Rushing Attempt Nakobe Dean, Brandon Graham | 17.05-17.7 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 4:44 | Josh Jacobs 2 yard Rushing Attempt C.J. Gardner-Johnson | 17.05-17.9 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 1st | 3:53 | Tucker Kraft 8 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love C.J. Gardner-Johnson, Jalen Carter | 17.05-18.3 |
| F*CK Libtards | GB@PHI | 2nd | 12:38 | Jake Elliott XP | 18.05-18.3 |
| F*CK Libtards | GB@PHI | 2nd | 5:34 | Jake Elliott XP | 19.05-18.3 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 2nd | 5:22 | Jayden Reed 70 yard Passing TD from Jordan Love | 19.05-27.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | GB@PHI | 2nd | 0:04 | Jake Elliott 38 yard Field Goal Made | 22.05-27.8 |
| F*CK Libtards | GB@PHI | 3rd | 14:09 | Jake Elliott XP | 23.05-27.8 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 13:59 | Josh Jacobs Rushing Attempt Fumble recovered by Bo Melton Darius Slay | 23.05-27.3 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 13:25 | Tucker Kraft 29 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Reed Blankenship | 23.05-28.75 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 12:45 | Josh Jacobs 1 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun | 23.05-28.85 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 11:58 | Christian Watson 2 yard Passing TD from Jordan Love | 23.05-32.95 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 10:26 | Romeo Doubs 12 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Quinyon Mitchell | 23.05-33.55 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 7:21 | Josh Jacobs 9 yard Rushing Attempt Reed Blankenship | 23.05-34.45 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 6:14 | Jordan Love Pass to Luke Musgrave Interception by Reed Blankenship Dontayvion Wicks | 23.05-32.45 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 4:26 | Romeo Doubs 9 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Nakobe Dean | 23.05-32.9 |
| F*CK Libtards | GB@PHI | 3rd | 4:26 | Jake Elliott XP | 24.05-32.9 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 3:48 | Josh Jacobs 3 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun | 24.05-33.2 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 3:07 | Josh Jacobs 11 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Jalen Carter | 24.05-34.85 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 3rd | 2:32 | Josh Jacobs 22 yard Rushing Attempt Reed Blankenship | 24.05-37.05 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 12:53 | Josh Jacobs 32 yard Rushing Attempt Nakobe Dean | 24.05-40.25 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 12:16 | Josh Jacobs -1 yard Rushing Attempt Nakobe Dean | 24.05-40.15 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 11:36 | Christian Watson 6 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Quinyon Mitchell | 24.05-40.45 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 10:56 | Jayden Reed 26 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Reed Blankenship | 24.05-41.75 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 9:28 | Emanuel Wilson 2 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Zack Baun | 24.05-41.85 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 8:48 | Josh Jacobs 5 yard Rushing Attempt Reed Blankenship | 24.05-42.35 |
| F*CK Libtards | GB@PHI | 4th | 0:30 | Jake Elliott 21 yard Field Goal Made | 27.05-42.35 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 0:22 | Jayden Reed 33 yard Passing Completion from Jordan Love Quinyon Mitchell | 27.05-44 |
| F*ck Kamala | GB@PHI | 4th | 0:15 | Josh Jacobs 4 yard Rushing Attempt Zack Baun | 27.05-44.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | PIT@ATL | 1st | 11:08 | Drake London 8 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Damontae Kazee | 27.85-44.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | PIT@ATL | 2nd | 12:47 | Drake London 7 yard Passing Completion from Kirk Cousins Joey Porter | 28.55-44.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | JAC@MIA | 2nd | 10:09 | Christian Kirk 30 yard Passing Completion from Trevor Lawrence Jordan Poyer | 31.55-44.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 1st | 6:55 | Brandon Aubrey XP | 31.55-45.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | DAL@CLE | 1st | 4:11 | Jake Ferguson 6 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah, Quinton Jefferson | 32.15-45.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | DAL@CLE | 2nd | 13:39 | Jake Ferguson 7 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Juan Thornhill | 32.85-45.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 2nd | 5:15 | Brandon Aubrey XP | 32.85-46.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 2nd | 2:11 | Brandon Aubrey 57 yard Field Goal Made | 32.85-52.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 2nd | 0:55 | Brandon Aubrey 40 yard Field Goal Made | 32.85-56.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 3rd | 12:59 | Brandon Aubrey XP | 32.85-57.4 |
| F*CK Libtards | DAL@CLE | 3rd | 6:35 | Jake Ferguson 2 yard Passing Completion from Dak Prescott Jordan Hicks | 33.05-57.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | WAS@TB | 3rd | 3:30 | Terry McLaurin 6 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Anthony Nelson | 33.05-58 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 3rd | 1:31 | Brandon Aubrey 50 yard Field Goal Made | 33.05-64 |
| F*ck Kamala | DAL@CLE | 4th | 11:55 | Brandon Aubrey 46 yard Field Goal Made | 33.05-68 |
| F*ck Kamala | WAS@TB | 4th | 3:29 | Terry McLaurin 11 yard Passing Completion from Jayden Daniels Jamel Dean | 33.05-69.1 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 13:26 | David Montgomery 2 yard Rushing Attempt Christian Rozeboom | 33.25-69.1 |
| F*ck Kamala | LAR@DET | 1st | 8:44 | Puka Nacua 16 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Alex Anzalone | 33.25-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 4:50 | David Montgomery 3 yard Rushing Attempt Kobie Turner | 33.55-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 3:34 | David Montgomery 2 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Reeder | 33.75-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 2:50 | David Montgomery 5 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Reeder | 34.25-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 2:35 | David Montgomery 8 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Reeder, John Johnson | 35.05-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 1:51 | David Montgomery 6 yard Rushing Attempt Quentin Lake, Jared Verse | 35.65-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 1st | 1:14 | David Montgomery 7 yard Rushing Attempt Troy Reeder | 36.35-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 2nd | 14:56 | David Montgomery 3 yard Rushing Attempt Bobby Brown | 36.65-70.7 |
| F*CK Libtards | LAR@DET | 2nd | 13:00 | David Montgomery -1 yard Rushing Attempt Michael Hoecht, Quentin Lake | 36.55-70.7 |
| F*ck Kamala | LAR@DET | 2nd | 12:11 | Puka Nacua 7 yard Rushing Attempt Derrick Barnes | 36.55-71.4 |
| F*ck Kamala | LAR@DET | 2nd | 10:01 | Puka Nacua 7 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Alex Anzalone | 36.55-72.1 |
| F*ck Kamala | LAR@DET | 2nd | 8:41 | Puka Nacua 6 yard Passing Completion from Matthew Stafford Kerby Joseph | 36.55-72.7 |