Fantasy Matchup: I’m a grown ass man , dog! @ Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz · Dude Is That Your Mom?

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 15 2025 Tue 12/9-Mon 12/15
#6 I’m a grown ass man , dog! (7-7)	89%	103	69	0	10	181.88
#3 Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz (8-6)	84%	85	2	12	33	131.76
Final Playoff Game

I’m a grown..					Hemmorhoida..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
B. Nix QB DEN	GBW 34-26	302 Yd 4 TD	38.08	QB	11.96	294 Yd	MINL 26-34	D. Prescott QB DAL
D. Swift RB CHI	CLEW 31-3	98 Yd 1/1 Rec -2 Yd 2 TD	22.6	RB	10	100 Yd	@CINW 24-0	D. Henry RB BAL
K. Walker RB SEA	INDW 18-16	17 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd	2.9	RB	4.7	21 Yd 3/4 Rec -4 Yd	@CHIL 3-31	Q. Judkins RB CLE
J. Jacobs RB GB	@DENL 26-34	73 Yd 2/3 Rec 19 Yd 2 TD	25.2	FLEX	5.7	23 Yd 2/2 Rec 14 Yd	@JACL 20-48	B. Hall RB NYJ
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA	INDW 18-16	31 Yd 0/1 Rec	3.1	FLEX	18.7	60 Yd 6/6 Rec 67 Yd	@PITL 15-28	D. Achane RB MIA
E. Egbuka WR TB	ATLL 28-29	4/7 Rec 64 Yd	10.4	FLEX	5.6	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	BUFL 31-35	S. Diggs WR NE
C. Godwin WR TB	ATLL 28-29	4/5 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	14	WR	19.2	6/12 Rec 132 Yd	ATLL 28-29	M. Evans WR TB
D. Smith WR PHI	LVW 31-0	2/2 Rec 50 Yd	7	WR	14.5	3/3 Rec 55 Yd 1 TD	MIAW 28-15	D. Metcalf WR PIT
K. Pitts TE ATL	@TBW 29-28	11/12 Rec 166 Yd 3 TD	48.6	TE	39.4	12/13 Rec 134 Yd 2 TD	@HOUL 20-40	T. McBride TE ARI
Steelers D/ST PIT	MIAW 28-15	1 INT 4 Sack	10	D/ST	2		TENW 37-24	49ers D/ST SF
Total			181.88		131.76			Total
Optimum			203.28		155.28			Optimum

Benched
C. Ward QB TEN	@SFL 24-37	170 Yd 2 TD	19	BN	22.98	242 Yd 2 TD	CLEW 31-3	C. Williams QB CHI
J. McNichols RB WAS	@NYGW 29-21	6 Yd 1/1 Rec 16 Yd	1.2	BN	6.5	3/6 Rec 35 Yd	@TBW 29-28	D. Mooney WR ATL
O. Gordon RB MIA	@PITL 15-28		0	BN	0	0/1 Rec	BALL 0-24	A. Iosivas WR CIN
K. Allen WR LAC	@KCW 16-13	5/7 Rec 36 Yd	8.6	BN	—		@HOUL 20-40	OUTM. Harrison WR ARI
X. Worthy WR KC	LACL 13-16	2/4 Rec 35 Yd	5.5	BN	—		CLEW 31-3	OUTR. Odunze WR CHI
R. Pearsall WR SF	TENW 37-24	6/7 Rec 96 Yd	15.6	BN	8	4/5 Rec 40 Yd	MINL 26-34	R. Flournoy WR DAL
T. Johnson TE NYG	WASL 21-29	3/4 Rec 72 Yd	10.2	BN	12	2 Yd 7/14 Rec 48 Yd	@CHIL 3-31	H. Fannin TE CLE
Rams D/ST LAR	DETW 41-34	1 Sack	-1	BN	4	1 Sack 3 FF	ATLL 28-29	Buccaneers D/ST TB
Total			59.1		53.96			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Ford RB CLE	@CHIL 3-31		—	IR	—		@JACL 20-48	G. Wilson WR NYJ
M. Lloyd RB GB	@DENL 26-34		—	IR

Taxi Squad
T. Etienne RB CAR	@NOL 17-20		0	TAXI	0.48	177 Yd	@CHIL 3-31	S. Sanders QB CLE
J. Noel WR HOU	ARIW 40-20		0	TAXI	0	0/1 Rec	@LARL 34-41	I. TeSlaa WR DET
Total			59.1		53.96			Total

Week 15 2025 Tue 12/9-Mon 12/15

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad