Fantasy Matchup: Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz @ Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole · Dude Is That Your Mom?

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 12 2025 Tue 11/18-Mon 11/24
Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz (8-6)	90%	105	54	0	0	159.06
Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole (4-10)	82%	36	26	27	2	91.34
Final Division Game

Hemmorhoida..					Mr. Squeaky..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
C. Williams QB CHI	PITW 31-28	239 Yd 3 TD	27.66	QB	20.14	256 Yd 3 TD	@ARIW 27-24	T. Lawrence QB JAC
D. Henry RB BAL	NYJW 23-10	64 Yd 2/2 Rec 24 Yd 2 TD	22.8	RB	23.9	116 Yd 3/3 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	@HOUL 19-23	J. Cook RB BUF
B. Hall RB NYJ	@BALL 10-23	44 Yd 4/4 Rec 75 Yd	13.9	RB	5.9	44 Yd 1/1 Rec 5 Yd	@NOW 24-10	T. Allgeier RB ATL
Q. Judkins RB CLE	@LVW 24-10	47 Yd 2 TD	16.7	FLEX	23.2	5/8 Rec 62 Yd 2 TD	TBW 34-7	D. Adams WR LAR
S. Diggs WR NE	@CINW 26-20	2/3 Rec 20 Yd	4	FLEX	6.1	14 Yd 1/1 Rec 37 Yd	@CINW 26-20	D. Douglas WR NE
D. Mooney WR ATL	@NOW 24-10	3/3 Rec 74 Yd 1 TD	18.4	FLEX	1.6	1/1 Rec 6 Yd	@SFL 9-20	J. Sanders TE CAR
D. Metcalf WR PIT	@CHIL 28-31	12 Yd 5/8 Rec 22 Yd 1 TD	14.4	WR	4.2	3/5 Rec 12 Yd	@LARL 7-34	S. Shepard WR TB
R. Odunze WR CHI	PITW 31-28	3/9 Rec 53 Yd	8.3	WR	0.5	5 Yd 0/2 Rec	@TENW 30-24	R. Shaheed WR SEA
T. McBride TE ARI	JACL 24-27	9/10 Rec 79 Yd	18.9	TE	1.8	1/4 Rec 8 Yd	BUFW 23-19	D. Schultz TE HOU
Ravens D/ST BAL	NYJW 23-10	1 INT 3 Sack 1 FF	14	D/ST	4	1 INT 1 Sack 1 FF	NYGW 34-27	Lions D/ST DET
Total			159.06		91.34			Total
Optimum			175.36		111.04			Optimum

Benched
D. Prescott QB DAL	PHIW 24-21	354 Yd 3 TD	31.06	BN	—		@CHIL 28-31	OUTA. Rodgers QB PIT
D. Achane RB MIA	BYE		—	BN	—		BUFW 23-19	OUTC. Stroud QB HOU
G. Dortch WR ARI	JACL 24-27	-5 Yd 6/9 Rec 53 Yd 1 TD	16.8	BN	8.1	20 Yd 4/5 Rec 21 Yd	SEAL 24-30	T. Pollard RB TEN
X. Hutchinson WR HOU	BUFW 23-19	9 Yd	0.9	BN	2.4	24 Yd	TBW 34-7	B. Corum RB LAR
T. Shavers WR BUF	@HOUL 19-23		—	BN	13.7	5/8 Rec 27 Yd 1 TD	@KCL 20-23	M. Pittman WR IND
OUTM. Harrison WR ARI	JACL 24-27		—	BN	—		NYJW 23-10	OUTR. Bateman WR BAL
H. Fannin TE CLE	@LVW 24-10	4 Yd 4/6 Rec 40 Yd	8.4	BN	—		BYE	E. Engram TE DEN
Buccaneers D/ST TB	@LARL 7-34	1 Sack	-1	BN	—		BYE	Chargers D/ST LAC
Total			70.42		24.2			Total

Injured Reserve
M. Evans WR TB	@LARL 7-34		—	IR	—		BUFW 23-19	J. Mixon RB HOU
G. Wilson WR NYJ	@BALL 10-23		—	IR	—		@DETL 27-34	C. Skattebo RB NYG

Taxi Squad
S. Sanders QB CLE	@LVW 24-10	209 Yd 1 TD	14.26	TAXI	—			J. Burton WR FA
I. TeSlaa WR DET	NYGW 34-27	0/1 Rec	0	TAXI	—		INDW 23-20	OUTJ. Royals WR KC
Total			70.42		24.2			Total

Week 12 2025 Tue 11/18-Mon 11/24

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad