Fantasy Matchup: I’m a grown ass man , dog! @ Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz · Dude Is That Your Mom?

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27
I’m a grown ass man , dog! (7-7)	84%	43	37	14	22	115.78
Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz (8-6)	87%	126	15	17	0	157.08
Final Non-Division Game

I’m a grown..					Hemmorhoida..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
B. Nix QB DEN	DALW 44-24	247 Yd 4 TD	30.78	QB	4.62	188 Yd	@DENL 24-44	D. Prescott QB DAL
J. McNichols RB WAS	@KCL 7-28	4 Yd 5/6 Rec 64 Yd	11.8	RB	19.1	71 Yd 0/1 Rec 2 TD	CHIW 30-16	D. Henry RB BAL
J. Jacobs RB GB	@PITW 35-25	33 Yd 3/3 Rec 12 Yd 1 TD	13.5	RB	20.1	67 Yd 5/7 Rec 24 Yd 1 TD	@ATLW 34-10	D. Achane RB MIA
D. Swift RB CHI	@BALL 16-30	45 Yd 2/2 Rec 26 Yd 1 TD	15.1	FLEX	34.86	133 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd 3 TD	@CINW 39-38	B. Hall RB NYJ
X. Worthy WR KC	WASW 28-7	5/7 Rec 53 Yd	10.3	FLEX	4.7	19 Yd 3/3 Rec -2 Yd	@NEL 13-32	OUTQ. Judkins RB CLE
E. Egbuka WR TB	@NOW 23-3	3/9 Rec 35 Yd	6.5	FLEX	10.4	3/5 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	CLEW 32-13	S. Diggs WR NE
K. Allen WR LAC	MINW 37-10	4/5 Rec 44 Yd	8.4	WR	16.5	5/7 Rec 55 Yd 1 TD	GBL 25-35	D. Metcalf WR PIT
D. Smith WR PHI	NYGW 38-20	6/9 Rec 84 Yd	14.4	WR	18.4	7/10 Rec 114 Yd	@BALL 16-30	R. Odunze WR CHI
T. Johnson TE NYG	@PHIL 20-38	3/4 Rec 20 Yd	5	TE	18.4	2 Yd 6/8 Rec 62 Yd 1 TD	@NEL 13-32	H. Fannin TE CLE
Rams D/ST LAR	BYE		—	D/ST	10	1 INT 4 Sack	TENW 38-14	Colts D/ST IND
Total			115.78		157.08			Total
Optimum			137.68		179.2			Optimum

Benched
C. Ward QB TEN	@INDL 14-38	259 Yd 1 TD	13.76	BN	12.8	285 Yd	@BALL 16-30	C. Williams QB CHI
K. Walker RB SEA	BYE		—	BN	7.4	3/4 Rec 44 Yd	@HOUL 15-26	K. Bourne WR SF
J. Ford RB CLE	@NEL 13-32	1/2 Rec -1 Yd	0.9	BN	—		WASW 28-7	T. Thornton WR KC
Z. Charbonnet RB SEA	BYE		—	BN	17.9	5/6 Rec 69 Yd 1 TD	SFW 26-15	X. Hutchinson WR HOU
O. Gordon RB MIA	@ATLW 34-10	46 Yd 1/1 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	13.6	BN	—		BYE	M. Harrison WR ARI
OUTR. Pearsall WR SF	@HOUL 15-26		—	BN	0	0/4 Rec	@NEL 13-32	I. Bond WR CLE
J. Bech WR LV	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	T. McBride TE ARI
K. Pitts TE ATL	MIAL 10-34	9/9 Rec 59 Yd	16.9	BN	-3	1 FF	GBL 25-35	Steelers D/ST PIT
Total			58.06		48.64			Total

Injured Reserve
M. Lloyd RB GB	@PITW 35-25		—	IR	—		@NOW 23-3	M. Evans WR TB
OUTC. Godwin WR TB	@NOW 23-3		—	IR	—		@CINW 39-38	OUTG. Wilson WR NYJ

Taxi Squad
T. Etienne RB CAR	BUFL 9-40	16 Yd	1.6	TAXI	13.54	156 Yd 2 TD	@NEL 13-32	D. Gabriel QB CLE
J. Noel WR HOU	SFW 26-15	5/6 Rec 63 Yd	11.3	TAXI	—		BYE	I. TeSlaa WR DET
Total			58.06		48.64			Total

Week 8 2025 Tue 10/21-Mon 10/27

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad