Fantasy Matchup: Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole @ Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz · Dude Is That Your Mom?

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22
Mr. Squeaky Clean Butthole (4-10)	75%	97	12	0	17	126.46
Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz (8-6)	69%	81	29	3	11	124.44
Final Division Game

Mr. Squeaky..					Hemmorhoida..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
C. Stroud QB HOU	@JACL 10-17	204 Yd 1 TD	14.36	QB	14.04	251 Yd 1 TD	@CHIL 14-31	D. Prescott QB DAL
T. Pollard RB TEN	INDL 20-41	45 Yd 2/4 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	13.9	RB	10.7	50 Yd 1/1 Rec 7 Yd 1 TD	DETL 30-38	D. Henry RB BAL
J. Cook RB BUF	MIAW 31-21	108 Yd 3/3 Rec 10 Yd 1 TD	20.8	RB	9.5	46 Yd 4/5 Rec 9 Yd	LARW 33-26	S. Barkley RB PHI
D. Adams WR LAR	@PHIL 26-33	3/8 Rec 56 Yd 1 TD	16.6	WR	13.3	4/9 Rec 33 Yd 1 TD	NYJW 29-27	OUTM. Evans WR TB
R. Shaheed WR SEA	@SEAL 13-44	4/6 Rec 42 Yd	8.2	WR	3.3	2/7 Rec 13 Yd	KCL 9-22	M. Nabers WR NYG
M. Pittman WR IND	@TENW 41-20	6/6 Rec 73 Yd 1 TD	19.3	FLEX	13.9	66 Yd 4/4 Rec 33 Yd	NYJW 29-27	B. Irving RB TB
R. Bateman WR BAL	DETL 30-38	5/7 Rec 63 Yd 1 TD	17.3	FLEX	12.5	5/7 Rec 75 Yd	CINW 48-10	J. Jefferson WR MIN
D. Schultz TE HOU	@JACL 10-17	5/6 Rec 39 Yd	8.9	FLEX	8.9	9 Yd 5/6 Rec 50 Yd	@MINL 10-48	J. Chase WR CIN
J. Sanders TE CAR	ATLW 30-0	2/2 Rec 11 Yd	3.1	TE	15.3	5/8 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	@SFL 15-16	T. McBride TE ARI
Chargers D/ST LAC	DENW 23-20	2 Sack	4	D/ST	23	1 INT 5 Sack 4 FF	@NEW 21-14	Steelers D/ST PIT
Total			126.46		124.44			Total
Optimum			168.16		179.22			Optimum

Benched
A. Rodgers QB PIT	@NEW 21-14	139 Yd 2 TD	14.66	BN	40.12	298 Yd 4 TD	DALW 31-14	C. Williams QB CHI
G. Smith QB LV	@WASL 24-41	289 Yd 3 TD	35.06	BN	7	38 Yd 3/4 Rec 2 Yd	@JACL 10-17	N. Chubb RB HOU
T. Lawrence QB JAC	HOUW 17-10	222 Yd	6.78	BN	6	3 Yd 4/5 Rec 17 Yd	@MINL 10-48	C. Brown RB CIN
T. Allgeier RB ATL	@CARL 0-30	4 Yd 1/2 Rec	1.4	BN	2.6	2/4 Rec 6 Yd	ATLW 30-0	H. Renfrow WR FA
B. Corum RB LAR	@PHIL 26-33	53 Yd	5.3	BN	18.1	5/9 Rec 71 Yd 1 TD	@NYGW 22-9	T. Thornton WR KC
C. Skattebo RB NYG	KCL 9-22	60 Yd 6/8 Rec 61 Yd 1 TD	24.1	BN	7.8	3/8 Rec 48 Yd	ATLW 30-0	T. McMillan WR CAR
OUTE. Engram TE DEN	@LACL 20-23		—	BN	22.8	7 Yd 3/3 Rec 101 Yd 1 TD	DALW 31-14	L. Burden WR CHI
				BN	17	1 TD 1 INT 4 Sack	@TENW 41-20	Colts D/ST IND
Total			87.3		126.32			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Mixon RB HOU	@JACL 10-17		—	IR	—		MIAW 31-21	G. Davis WR BUF
				IR	—		@SEAL 13-44	T. Hill TE NO

Taxi Squad
J. Burton WR FA			—	TAXI	0	0/2 Rec	@BALW 38-30	I. TeSlaa WR DET
J. Royals WR KC	@NYGW 22-9		—	TAXI	4.9	2/4 Rec 29 Yd	@WASL 24-41	D. Thornton WR LV
Total			87.3		126.32			Total

Week 3 2025 Tue 9/16-Mon 9/22

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad