Fantasy Matchup: Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz @ Wet Reckless Tuten · Dude Is That Your Mom?

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8
Hemmorhoidal Blood Jizz (8-6)	81%	76	0	32	15	123.12
Wet Reckless Tuten (8-6)	87%	90	49	28	0	167.12
Final Division Game

Hemmorhoida..					Wet Reckles..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Prescott QB DAL	@PHIL 20-24	188 Yd	7.82	QB	22.32	163 Yd 2 TD	@NOW 20-13	K. Murray QB ARI
D. Henry RB BAL	@BUFL 40-41	169 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd 2 TD	32.2	RB	25.2	69 Yd 9/10 Rec 73 Yd	@SEAW 17-13	C. McCaffrey RB SF
S. Barkley RB PHI	DALW 24-20	60 Yd 4/5 Rec 24 Yd 1 TD	18.4	RB	12.8	71 Yd 3/3 Rec 27 Yd	MIAW 33-8	J. Taylor RB IND
M. Evans WR TB	@ATLW 23-20	5/8 Rec 51 Yd	10.1	WR	11.6	5/8 Rec 66 Yd	CINL 16-17	J. Jeudy WR CLE
M. Nabers WR NYG	@WASL 6-21	5/12 Rec 71 Yd	12.1	WR	28.1	8 Yd 7/9 Rec 143 Yd 1 TD	@BUFL 40-41	Z. Flowers WR BAL
J. Jefferson WR MIN	@CHIW 27-24	4 Yd 4/7 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	14.8	FLEX	18.6	143 Yd 3/3 Rec 13 Yd	CARW 26-10	T. Etienne RB JAC
J. Chase WR CIN	@CLEW 17-16	2/5 Rec 26 Yd	4.6	FLEX	15.3	5/8 Rec 103 Yd	@NEW 20-13	B. Bowers TE LV
B. Thomas WR JAC	CARW 26-10	9 Yd 1/7 Rec 11 Yd 1 TD	9	FLEX	9.3	6/8 Rec 33 Yd	CARW 26-10	T. Hunter WR JAC
T. McBride TE ARI	@NOW 20-13	6/9 Rec 61 Yd	12.1	TE	13.9	6/9 Rec 79 Yd	@GBL 13-27	S. LaPorta TE DET
Steelers D/ST PIT	@NYJW 34-32	1 Sack 1 FF	2	D/ST	10	3 Sack 1 FF	@LARL 9-14	Texans D/ST HOU
Total			123.12		167.12			Total
Optimum			152		191.92			Optimum

Benched
B. Young QB CAR	@JACL 10-26	154 Yd 1 TD	8.16	BN	31.52	218 Yd 3 TD	PITL 32-34	J. Fields QB NYJ
C. Williams QB CHI	MINL 24-27	210 Yd 2 TD	26.2	BN	0.9	9 Yd	@WASL 6-21	D. Singletary RB NYG
N. Chubb RB HOU	@LARL 9-14	60 Yd 0/1 Rec	6	BN	1.1	11 Yd	CARW 26-10	B. Tuten RB JAC
D. Montgomery RB DET	@GBL 13-27	25 Yd 4/4 Rec 18 Yd	8.3	BN	11.5	2/2 Rec 35 Yd 1 TD	@BUFL 40-41	D. Hopkins WR BAL
R. Dowdle RB CAR	@JACL 10-26	12 Yd 2/3 Rec 4 Yd	3.6	BN	24.9	5/7 Rec 79 Yd 2 TD	KCW 27-21	Q. Johnston WR LAC
D. Metcalf WR PIT	@NYJW 34-32	4/7 Rec 83 Yd	12.3	BN	—		@CHIW 27-24	J. Addison WR MIN
T. McMillan WR CAR	@JACL 10-26	5/9 Rec 68 Yd	11.8	BN	8.4	4/6 Rec 44 Yd	TENW 20-12	T. Franklin WR DEN
D. Thornton WR LV	@NEW 20-13	2/4 Rec 45 Yd	6.5	BN	0	2 Sack 2 FF	BALW 41-40	Bills D/ST BUF
Total			91.16		82.42			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Brooks RB CAR	@JACL 10-26		—	IR	—		@SEAW 17-13	B. Aiyuk WR SF
G. Davis WR BUF	BALW 41-40		—	IR	—		DETW 27-13	C. Watson WR GB

Taxi Squad
P. Bryant WR DEN	TENW 20-12		—	TAXI	—		@WASL 6-21	J. Dart QB NYG
I. TeSlaa WR DET	@GBL 13-27	1/1 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	8.3	TAXI	4.1	2/2 Rec 21 Yd	MIAW 33-8	A. Mitchell WR NYJ
Total			91.16		82.42			Total

Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad