Fantasy Matchup: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken @ irrelevant · If You Aint First Youre Last

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 12 2025 Tue 11/18-Mon 11/24
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken (4-10)	68%	187	40	0	0	226.9
irrelevant (9-5)	86%	134	81	38	0	253.8
Final Division Game

I'm too dru..					irrelevant
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
L. Jackson QB BAL	NYJW 23-10	153 Yd	7.75	QB	15	222 Yd 1 TD	@BALL 10-23	T. Taylor QB NYJ
J. Warren RB PIT	@CHIL 28-31	68 Yd 1 TD	12.8	RB	12.1	87 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd	PHIW 24-21	J. Williams RB DAL
T. Tracy RB NYG	@DETL 27-34	62 Yd 3/4 Rec 68 Yd	16	RB	10.8	48 Yd 1 TD	PITW 31-28	K. Monangai RB CHI
M. Hollins WR NE	@CINW 26-20	2/6 Rec 30 Yd	5	WR	0	0/1 Rec	@GBL 6-23	J. Addison WR MIN
D. Moore WR CHI	PITW 31-28	5/7 Rec 64 Yd 2 TD	23.4	WR	22.4	5/7 Rec 71 Yd 1 TD	@ARIW 27-24	P. Washington WR JAC
J. Palmer WR BUF	@HOUL 19-23	2/4 Rec 21 Yd	4.1	WR	13.1	15 Yd 3/5 Rec 46 Yd	PITW 31-28	L. Burden WR CHI
D. Schultz TE HOU	BUFW 23-19	1/4 Rec 8 Yd	2.2	TE	10.55	1 Yd 4/6 Rec 43 Yd	INDW 23-20	T. Kelce TE KC
M. Taylor TE NYJ	@BALL 10-23	3/5 Rec 21 Yd	6.15	FLEX	0	0/3 Rec	NYGW 34-27	J. Williams WR DET
C. Little K JAC	@ARIW 27-24	2/2 FG 3/3 XP	15	K	4	4/4 XP	@CHIL 28-31	C. Boswell K PIT
Texans D/ST HOU	BUFW 23-19	2 INT 8 Sack 1 FF	15	D/ST	38	1 TD 2 INT 4 Sack	TBW 34-7	Rams D/ST LAR
K. McKinstry CB NO	ATLL 10-24	2 Solo	9	CB	9	1 Solo	@HOUL 19-23	C. Benford CB BUF
C. Bishop S BUF	@HOUL 19-23	3 Solo	14	S	18	6 Solo	@NOW 24-10	J. Bates S ATL
J. Battle S CIN	NEL 20-26	1 Solo	12	DB	9	1 Solo	MINW 23-6	X. McKinney S GB
C. Barmore DE NE	@CINW 26-20	1 Solo	9	DE	5		INDW 23-20	G. Karlaftis DE KC
M. Ojomo DE PHI	@DALL 21-24	1 Solo	7	DL	7	1 Solo	INDW 23-20	C. Jones DT KC
S. Harris DT CLE	@LVW 24-10	0.5 Sack	8.5	DT	18	4 Solo	@GBL 6-23	J. Redmond DT MIN
B. Okereke LB NYG	@DETL 27-34	6 Solo	14	LB	6	3 Solo	INDW 23-20	D. Tranquill LB KC
P. Queen LB PIT	@CHIL 28-31	1 Solo	6	LB	12	1 TD 1 Solo	@CHIL 28-31	N. Herbig LB PIT
J. Campbell LB DET	NYGW 34-27	5 Solo	16	LB	15	3 Solo 1 Sack	BUFW 23-19	H. To'oTo'o LB HOU
B. Carter LB CIN	NEL 20-26	8 Solo	24	FLEX	28.85	317 Yd 1 TD	JACL 24-27	J. Brissett QB ARI
Total			226.9		253.8			Total
Optimum			333.05		292.6			Optimum

Benched
J. Winston QB NYG	@DETL 27-34	366 Yd 3 TD	36.9	BN	—		BYE	B. Nix QB DEN
T. Shough QB NO	ATLL 10-24	243 Yd	12.35	BN	—		BYE	J. McNichols RB WAS
B. Knight RB ARI	JACL 24-27	12 Yd 4/5 Rec 20 Yd 1 TD	13.2	BN	12.8	28 Yd 3/3 Rec 30 Yd	JACL 24-27	M. Carter RB ARI
R. Harvey RB DEN	BYE		—	BN	20.5	1 TD	@HOUL 19-23	R. Davis RB BUF
C. Moore WR WAS	BYE		—	BN	2		@CINW 26-20	T. Jennings RB NE
C. Godwin WR TB	@LARL 7-34	2/4 Rec 9 Yd	2.9	BN	3.3	2/3 Rec 13 Yd	NYJW 23-10	D. Hopkins WR BAL
OUTX. Smith WR LAR	TBW 34-7		—	BN	2	1/1 Rec 10 Yd	INDW 23-20	H. Brown WR KC
E. McPherson K CIN	NEL 20-26	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	14	BN	2.9	1/3 Rec 39 Yd	@LVW 24-10	J. Jeudy WR CLE
Browns D/ST CLE	@LVW 24-10	10 Sack 2 FF	27	BN	7.35	3/4 Rec 29 Yd	NYGW 34-27	B. Wright TE DET
K. Moore CB IND	@KCL 20-23	1 Solo	9	BN	4.7	2/4 Rec 18 Yd	@TENW 30-24	A. Barner TE SEA
OUTJ. Dean CB TB	@LARL 7-34		—	BN	6	1 Sack	@BALL 10-23	Jets D/ST NYJ
Q. Mitchell CB PHI	@DALL 21-24	2 Solo	10	BN	—		@DETL 27-34	OUTD. Banks CB NYG
J. Thompson S ARI	JACL 24-27	6 Solo 1 Sack	27	BN	—		BYE	T. Still CB LAC
A. Winfield S TB	@LARL 7-34	3 Solo	16	BN	15	4 Solo	PITW 31-28	K. Byard S CHI
G. Stone S CIN	NEL 20-26	1 TD 6 Solo 1 INT	35	BN	8	1 Solo	@HOUL 19-23	C. Lewis S BUF
J. Holland S NYG	@DETL 27-34	3 Solo 1 INT	17	BN	16	4 Solo	@GBL 6-23	T. Jackson S MIN
Z. Allen DE DEN	BYE		—	BN	7	1 Solo	CLEL 10-24	T. Wilson DE LV
J. Jenkins DT BAL	NYJW 23-10		7	BN	11	1 Solo	ATLL 10-24	B. Bresee DE NO
Z. Sieler DT MIA	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	T. Tuipulotu LB LAC
B. Wagner LB WAS	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	F. Luvu LB WAS
				BN	—		BYE	D. Greenlaw LB DEN
Total			257.35		124.55			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Conner RB ARI	JACL 24-27		—	IR	—		JACL 24-27	T. Benson RB ARI
T. McLaurin WR WAS	BYE		—	IR	—		BYE	O. Hampton RB LAC
OUTK. Coleman WR BUF	@HOUL 19-23		—	IR	—		@BALL 10-23	J. Reynolds WR NYJ
D. Waller TE MIA	BYE		—	IR	—		BYE	W. Harris S WAS
L. Sneed CB TEN	SEAL 24-30		—	IR	—		@TENW 30-24	OUTT. Knight LB SEA
D. Buckner DT IND	@KCL 20-23		—	IR
A. Singleton LB DEN	BYE		—	IR
OUTE. Jones LB SEA	@TENW 30-24		—	IR
T. Bethune LB SF	CARW 20-9		—	IR

Taxi Squad
K. Lambert-Smith WR LAC	BYE		—	TAXI	—		BYE	O. Gordon RB MIA
M. Mustapha S SF	CARW 20-9	7 Solo	19	TAXI	0	0/1 Rec	@SFL 9-20	M. Evans TE CAR
M. Williams DE SF	CARW 20-9		—	TAXI	—		BUFW 23-19	L. Lachey TE HOU
D. Harmon DE PIT	@CHIL 28-31	2 Solo	11	TAXI	6		CARW 20-9	C. West DT SF
J. Newton DT WAS	BYE		—	TAXI
Total			257.35		124.55			Total

Week 12 2025 Tue 11/18-Mon 11/24

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad