Fantasy Matchup: I'm too drunk to taste this chicken @ The Abyss · If You Aint First Youre Last

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3
I'm too drunk to taste this chicken (4-10)	86%	275	15	10	0	299.45
The Abyss (5-9)	88%	180	14	7	39	240.2
Final Non-Division Game

I'm too dru..					The Abyss
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
L. Jackson QB BAL	@MIAW 28-6	204 Yd 4 TD	27.6	QB	—		SEAL 14-38	M. Mariota QB WAS
T. Shough QB NO	@LARL 10-34	176 Yd 1 TD	11	FLEX	39.7	6/7 Rec 118 Yd 2 TD	@CINW 47-42	C. Loveland TE CHI
J. Warren RB PIT	INDW 27-20	31 Yd 2/2 Rec -2 Yd 2 TD	16.9	RB	17.6	46 Yd 8/10 Rec 50 Yd	@NEL 23-24	B. Robinson RB ATL
R. Harvey RB DEN	@HOUW 18-15	5 Yd 5/5 Rec 51 Yd 1 TD	22	RB	9.2	26 Yd 3/3 Rec 36 Yd	LACL 20-27	T. Spears RB TEN
T. Tracy RB NYG	SFL 24-34	18 Yd 3/4 Rec 19 Yd	6.7	FLEX	5.8	58 Yd	NOW 34-10	B. Corum RB LAR
C. Moore WR WAS	SEAL 14-38		—	WR	18.7	6/9 Rec 47 Yd 1 TD	@DETW 27-24	J. Jefferson WR MIN
D. Moore WR CHI	@CINW 47-42	17 Yd 4/6 Rec 72 Yd 2 TD	27	WR	8.8		@CINW 47-42	D. Duvernay WR CHI
K. Coleman WR BUF	KCW 28-21	2/2 Rec 17 Yd	3.7	WR	30.5	9/12 Rec 115 Yd	@PITL 20-27	M. Pittman WR IND
D. Schultz TE HOU	DENL 15-18	6/8 Rec 77 Yd	19.55	TE	6.9	3/7 Rec 26 Yd	JACL 29-30	M. Mayer TE LV
E. McPherson K CIN	CHIL 42-47	2/3 FG 4/4 XP	11	K	11	2/3 FG 5/5 XP	@CINW 47-42	C. Santos K CHI
Texans D/ST HOU	DENL 15-18	1 INT 1 Sack	17	D/ST	2	2 Sack	BALL 6-28	Dolphins D/ST MIA
K. Moore CB IND	@PITL 20-27	1 Solo	11	CB	14	4 Solo	@PITL 20-27	M. Blackmon CB IND
J. Battle S CIN	CHIL 42-47	5 Solo	22	S	7	1 Solo	@DALW 27-17	D. Taylor-Demerson S ARI
G. Stone S CIN	CHIL 42-47	4 Solo	16	DB	7	1 Solo	@WASW 38-14	QJ. Jobe CB SEA
OUTM. Williams DE SF	@NYGW 34-24		6	DE	25	2 Solo 2 Sack	@DALW 27-17	J. Sweat DE ARI
Z. Allen DE DEN	@HOUW 18-15	4 Solo 1 Sack	22	DL	8		CARL 13-16	R. Gary DE GB
D. Buckner DT IND	@PITL 20-27	2 Solo	14	DT	7		CHIL 42-47	K. Jenkins DT CIN
B. Wagner LB WAS	SEAL 14-38	3 Solo	10	LB	14	4 Solo 1 Sack	MINL 24-27	D. Barnes LB DET
B. Okereke LB NYG	SFL 24-34	7 Solo	21	LB	1		NOW 34-10	J. Verse LB LAR
B. Carter LB CIN	CHIL 42-47	5 Solo	15	LB	7	2 Solo	ARIL 17-27	S. James LB DAL
Total			299.45		240.2			Total
Optimum			345.95		271.1			Optimum

Benched
A. Dalton QB CAR	@GBW 16-13		—	BN	—		BYE	J. Hurts QB PHI
B. Knight RB ARI	@DALW 27-17	27 Yd 2/2 Rec 20 Yd	6.7	BN	—		ATLW 24-23	OUTT. DeVito QB NE
M. Hollins WR NE	ATLW 24-23	2/2 Rec 9 Yd	2.9	BN	—		BYE	A. Dillon RB PHI
X. Smith WR LAR	NOW 34-10	2/3 Rec 12 Yd	5.3	BN	0.2	2 Yd	@HOUW 18-15	A. Prentice RB DEN
T. Conner TE NYG	BALL 6-28	0/1 Rec	0	BN	—		BYE	W. Shipley RB PHI
C. Little K JAC	@LVW 30-29	3/3 FG 3/3 XP	17	BN	—		BYE	J. Dotson WR PHI
Browns D/ST CLE	BYE		—	BN	11.6	1/1 Rec 21 Yd	@NYGW 34-24	S. Moore WR SF
J. Dean CB TB	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	D. Goedert TE PHI
K. McKinstry CB NO	@LARL 10-34	3 Solo	15	BN	—		BYE	H. Fannin TE CLE
J. Thompson S ARI	@DALW 27-17	3 Solo	13	BN	6	1/2 FG 3/3 XP	SFL 24-34	G. Gano K NYG
A. Winfield S TB	BYE		—	BN	—		BYE	A. Mukuba S PHI
OUTJ. Holland S NYG	SFL 24-34		—	BN	—		BYE	C. DeJean DB PHI
C. Bishop S BUF	KCW 28-21	4 Solo	16	BN	—		BYE	J. Johnson DE NYJ
QC. Robinson DE MIA	BALL 6-28		6	BN	7		@PITL 20-27	J. Tuimoloau DE IND
Z. Sieler DT MIA	BALL 6-28	1 Solo	7	BN	26	2 Solo 1 Sack	@DETW 27-24	J. Hargrave DE MIN
A. Singleton LB DEN	@HOUW 18-15	4 Solo	14	BN	—		KCW 28-21	OUTD. Jones DT BUF
P. Queen LB PIT	INDW 27-20		7	BN	—		BYE	L. David LB TB
QE. Jones LB SEA	@WASW 38-14	1 Solo	7	BN	—		BYE	N. Dean LB PHI
J. Campbell LB DET	MINL 24-27	6 Solo 1 Sack	20	BN
T. Bethune LB SF	@NYGW 34-24	8 Solo	24	BN
				BN
Total			190.8		78.8			Total

Injured Reserve
IRJ. Conner RB ARI	@DALW 27-17		—	IR	—		ARIL 17-27	IRM. Sanders RB DAL
OUTC. Godwin WR TB	BYE		—	IR	—		@TENW 27-20	IRN. Harris RB LAC
OUTT. McLaurin WR WAS	SEAL 14-38		—	IR	—		BYE	IRM. Evans WR TB
OUTJ. Palmer WR BUF	KCW 28-21		—	IR	—		LACL 20-27	OUTC. Ridley WR TEN
IRD. Waller TE MIA	BALL 6-28		—	IR	—		@NYGW 34-24	IRJ. Cowing WR SF
IRL. Sneed CB TEN	LACL 20-27		—	IR	—		@PITL 20-27	OUTS. Gardner CB IND
				IR	—		@MIAW 28-6	IRT. Robinson LB BAL

Taxi Squad
K. Lambert-Smith WR LAC	@TENW 27-20	0/1 Rec	4.9	TAXI	—		BYE	OUTS. Sanders QB CLE
M. Taylor TE NYJ	BYE		—	TAXI	6	1/1 FG 3/3 XP	ATLW 24-23	A. Borregales K NE
M. Mustapha S SF	@NYGW 34-24	3 Solo	13	TAXI	10	1 INT	KCW 28-21	M. Hairston CB BUF
D. Harmon DE PIT	INDW 27-20	2 Solo	12	TAXI	9	1 Solo	CHIL 42-47	QS. Stewart DE CIN
J. Newton DT WAS	SEAL 14-38		—	TAXI	3		@NEL 23-24	J. Pearce LB ATL
Total			190.8		78.8			Total

Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad