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Zaire Barnes
LB NYG (14)

Flowery Twats
added
Zaire Barnes
Sat 11/22/25 9:26 AM

Ty'Ron Hopper
LB GB (5)

Flowery Twats
cut
Ty'Ron Hopper
Sat 11/22/25 9:26 AM

D'Marco Jackson
LB CHI (5)

Biggus Dickus
added
D'Marco Jackson
Sat 11/22/25 2:27 AM

QTerrell Jennings
RB NE (14)

Biggus Dickus
cut
Terrell Jennings
Sat 11/22/25 2:26 AM

Jaylon Johnson
CB CHI (5)

Holy Hand Grenade
added
Jaylon Johnson
Fri 11/21/25 10:17 PM

Tyler Conklin
TE DET (8)

Holy Hand Grenade
cut
Tyler Conklin
Fri 11/21/25 10:16 PM

Caelen Carson
CB DAL (10)

Holy Hand Grenade
added
Caelen Carson
Fri 11/21/25 10:16 PM

Dareke Young
WR LV (8)

Holy Hand Grenade
cut
Dareke Young
Fri 11/21/25 4:03 PM

Jermar Jefferson
RB FA

The Bishop
added
Jermar Jefferson
Fri 11/21/25 3:45 PM

2027 4th round pick

Biggus Dickus
traded for 2027 4th round pick from
Eric the Half a Bee
Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

2026 2nd round pick

Eric the Half a Bee
traded for 2026 2nd round pick from
Biggus Dickus
Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

QDevaughn Vele
WR NO (11)

Biggus Dickus
traded for
Devaughn Vele
from
Eric the Half a Bee
Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

JuJu Smith-Schuster
WR FA

Eric the Half a Bee
traded for
JuJu Smith-Schuster
from
Biggus Dickus
Thu 11/20/25 8:00 PM

Bam Martin-Scott
LB CAR (14)

Conniving Bastard
added
Bam Martin-Scott
Thu 11/20/25 6:47 PM

Brady Russell
TE SEA (8)

Conniving Bastard
cut
Brady Russell
Thu 11/20/25 6:47 PM