Fantasy Matchup: Holy Hand Grenade @ a Newt?...i got Better! · The Ministry of Silly Walks

Team	Yet	In	F	Coach Rating	Total
Week 1 2026 Tue 9/8-Mon 9/14
Holy Hand Grenade	0	0	0	100%	0
a Newt?...i got Better!	0	0	0	100%	0
Division Game

Holy Hand G..					a Newt?...i..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Prescott QB DAL			—	QB	—			QB. Nix QB DEN
T. Pollard RB TEN			—	RB	—			J. Mason RB MIN
S. Tucker RB TB			—	RB	—			B. Robinson RB ATL
E. Demercado RB ARI			—	FLEX	—			A. Abdullah RB IND
C. Sutton WR DEN			—	WR	—			S. Shepard WR TB
O. Zaccheaus WR CHI			—	WR	—			L. Humphrey WR DEN
N. Collins WR HOU			—	WR	—			J. Jefferson WR MIN
QM. Tipton WR NO			—	FLEX	—			G. Dulcich TE MIA
J. Smith TE PIT			—	TE	—			M. Gesicki TE CIN
QJ. Dean CB TB			—	CB	—			A. Taylor CB NO
C. Hart CB LAC			—	CB	—			J. McMillian CB DEN
K. Byard S CHI			—	S	—			N. Cross S IND
B. Baker S ARI			—	S	—			QK. Winston S TEN
C. Young EDR NO			—	EDR	—			T. Watt EDR PIT
QN. Bonitto EDR DEN			—	EDR	—			B. Chubb LB FA
Z. Allen IL DEN			—	IL	—			C. Jones IL KC
E. Jones LB SEA			—	LB	—			D. Lloyd LB JAC
N. Landman LB LAR			—	LB	—			C. Gray LB TEN
A. Carter EDR NYG			—	FLEX	—			E. Ponder EDR NE
S. Dennis LB TB			—	FLEX	—			J. Hines-Allen EDR JAC
Total			0		0			Total

Benched
A. O'Connell QB LV			—	BN	—			J. Stidham QB DEN
J. Milton QB DAL			—	BN	—			Z. Wilson QB MIA
K. Nwangwu RB NYJ			—	BN	—			C. Brooks RB GB
J. Saylors RB DET			—	BN	—			J. Whittington WR LAR
QM. Lloyd RB GB			—	BN	—			J. Royals WR KC
D. Adams WR LAR			—	BN	—			N. Gray TE KC
T. Patrick WR JAC			—	BN	—			K. Moore CB IND
T. Sherfield WR FA			—	BN	—			J. Jones CB JAC
J. Thrash WR CLE			—	BN	—			I. Melifonwu S MIA
J. Johnson CB CHI			—	BN	—			C. Bishop S BUF
U. Stout CB SF			—	BN	—			J. Hicks S KC
C. Bryant S SEA			—	BN	—			D. Autry EDR HOU
D. Taylor-Demerson S ARI			—	BN	—			A. Wright EDR CLE
D. Robinson EDR ARI			—	BN	—			W. Anderson EDR HOU
QT. Wharton IL CAR			—	BN	—			QK. Turner IL LAR
D. Walker IL BUF			—	BN	—			J. Redmond IL MIN
J. Carlies LB IND			—	BN	—			O. Burks LB CIN
C. Simon LB ARI			—	BN	—			C. Elliss LB NE
				BN	—			QT. Buchanan LB BAL
				BN
Total			0		0			Total

Injured Reserve
QJ. Mixon RB HOU			—	IR	—			QG. Dortch WR ARI
QA. Mattison RB MIA			—	IR	—			E. Chism WR NE
QD. Neal RB NO			—	IR	—			QM. Taylor TE NYJ
QX. Woods S TEN			—	IR	—			M. Williams IL NE
QN. Bosa EDR SF			—	IR	—			QB. Dupree EDR LAC

Taxi Squad
R. Sanders RB CLE			—	TAXI	—			N. Williams CB KC
T. Felton WR MIN			—	TAXI	—			J. Reed S HOU
J. Stewart EDR LAR			—	TAXI	—			QH. Wohler S IND
Total			0		0			Total

Week 1 2026 Tue 9/8-Mon 9/14

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad