Fantasy Matchup: Holy Hand Grenade @ a Newt?...i got Better! · The Ministry of Silly Walks

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8
Holy Hand Grenade (10-3)	93%	97	152	0	8	257.34
a Newt?...i got Better! (7-6)	78%	129	37	6	27	198.61
Final Division Game

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Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
D. Prescott QB DAL	@PHIL 20-24	188 Yd	13.65	QB	8.95	176 Yd 1 TD	TENW 20-12	B. Nix QB DEN
S. Tucker RB TB	@ATLW 23-20	2 Yd	3.64	RB	11.75	68 Yd 1/1 Rec 7 Yd	@CHIW 27-24	J. Mason RB MIN
D. Neal RB NO	ARIL 13-20	9 Yd	1.3	RB	31.3	24 Yd 6/7 Rec 100 Yd 1 TD	TBL 20-23	B. Robinson RB ATL
D. Adams WR LAR	HOUW 14-9	4/8 Rec 51 Yd	11.1	WR	4.81	1/1 Rec -2 Yd	@NOW 20-13	G. Dortch WR ARI
C. Sutton WR DEN	TENW 20-12	6/9 Rec 61 Yd 1 TD	20.6	WR	15	4 Yd 4/7 Rec 44 Yd 1 TD	@CHIW 27-24	J. Jefferson WR MIN
N. Collins WR HOU	@LARL 9-14	3/5 Rec 25 Yd	4	WR	3.1	5 Yd	HOUW 14-9	J. Whittington WR LAR
O. Zaccheaus WR CHI	MINL 24-27	4/7 Rec 42 Yd	8.2	FLEX	4	1/1 Rec 20 Yd	PITL 32-34	M. Taylor TE NYJ
J. Thrash WR CLE	CINL 16-17	1/1 Rec 6 Yd	1.1	FLEX	8.4	3/6 Rec 39 Yd	@ATLW 23-20	S. Shepard WR TB
J. Smith TE PIT	@NYJW 34-32	5/6 Rec 15 Yd 1 TD	14.5	TE	1.3	1/1 Rec 3 Yd	@LACL 21-27	N. Gray TE KC
J. Dean CB TB	@ATLW 23-20	6 Solo	13.5	CB	20.5	2 Solo 1 Sack	MIAW 33-8	K. Moore CB IND
C. Hart CB LAC	KCW 27-21	4 Solo	6	CB	13.25	1 Solo 1 Sack	ARIL 13-20	A. Taylor CB NO
B. Baker S ARI	@NOW 20-13	5 Solo	16.25	S	18.5	4 Solo 1 Sack	MIAW 33-8	N. Cross S IND
C. Bryant S SEA	SFL 13-17	6 Solo	10.5	S	6	4 Solo	BALW 41-40	C. Bishop S BUF
N. Bosa EDR SF	@SEAW 17-13	6 Solo 1 Sack	36	EDR	13	3 Solo	@NYJW 34-32	T. Watt EDR PIT
N. Bonitto EDR DEN	TENW 20-12	3 Solo 1 Sack	18.5	EDR	0		CARW 26-10	J. Hines-Allen EDR JAC
Z. Allen IL DEN	TENW 20-12	1 Solo 1 Sack	12.5	IL	1.5	1 Solo	HOUW 14-9	K. Turner IL LAR
E. Jones LB SEA	SFL 13-17	3 Solo 1 INT	21.25	LB	9.75	5 Solo	LVL 13-20	C. Elliss LB NE
S. Dennis LB TB	@ATLW 23-20	7 Solo	19.75	LB	3		CARW 26-10	D. Lloyd LB JAC
A. Carter EDR NYG	@WASL 6-21	1 Solo 0.5 Sack	7	FLEX	1.5		@LACL 21-27	C. Jones IL KC
N. Landman LB LAR	HOUW 14-9	6 Solo	18	FLEX	23	4 Solo 1 Sack	@LARL 9-14	W. Anderson EDR HOU
Total			257.34		198.61			Total
Optimum			276.49		252.61			Optimum

Benched
D. Lock QB SEA	SFL 13-17		—	BN	—		@BUFL 40-41	C. Rush QB BAL
S. Rattler QB NO	ARIL 13-20	214 Yd	16.65	BN	—		TENW 20-12	J. Stidham QB DEN
J. Wilson RB FA			—	BN	2.85	32 Yd	@INDL 8-33	Z. Wilson QB MIA
T. Patrick WR JAC	CARW 26-10		—	BN	3.25	1 Yd 1/1 Rec 2 Yd	DETW 27-13	C. Brooks RB GB
M. Tipton WR NO	ARIL 13-20		—	BN	—		@LACL 21-27	OUTJ. Royals WR KC
T. Felton WR MIN	@CHIW 27-24		4.5	BN	—		LVL 13-20	OUTE. Chism WR NE
J. Alexander CB FA	@BUFL 40-41	2 Solo	1.05	BN	3.4	1/3 Rec 14 Yd	@CLEW 17-16	M. Gesicki TE CIN
U. Stout CB SF	@SEAW 17-13	1 Solo	3.2	BN	19.25	1 Solo 1 Sack	TENW 20-12	J. McMillian CB DEN
K. Byard S CHI	MINL 24-27	5 Solo	7.5	BN	9	6 Solo	@INDL 8-33	I. Melifonwu S MIA
X. Woods S FA	@DENL 12-20	1 INT	11.5	BN	15.5	3 Solo 1 Sack	HOUW 14-9	J. McCollough S LAR
E. Molden S LAC	KCW 27-21	4 Solo	6	BN	0.75		CINL 16-17	A. Wright EDR CLE
D. Taylor-Demerson S ARI	@NOW 20-13	3 Solo	8.5	BN	—		MINL 24-27	D. Robinson EDR CHI
D. Odeyingbo EDR CHI	MINL 24-27	1 Solo 1 Sack	12.65	BN	6.75	1 Solo	LVL 13-20	M. Williams IL NE
D. Robinson EDR ARI	@NOW 20-13		-0.5	BN	3	2 Solo	@CLEW 17-16	K. Jenkins IL CIN
T. Wharton IL CAR	@JACL 10-26	1 Solo	3.75	BN	1		KCW 27-21	B. Dupree EDR LAC
T. Settle IL HOU	@LARL 9-14		0.75	BN	12.5	1 Solo 1 Sack	@INDL 8-33	B. Chubb LB FA
OUTC. Young EDR NO	ARIL 13-20		—	BN	4.75	1 Solo	@CLEW 17-16	O. Burks LB CIN
J. Stewart EDR LAR	HOUW 14-9		1	BN	5.25	1 Solo	MIAW 33-8	J. Bachie LB TEN
V. Miller LB JAC	CARW 26-10	1 Solo	3.25	BN	9.75	5 Solo	@DENL 12-20	C. Gray LB TEN
C. Simon LB ARI	@NOW 20-13	1 Solo	1.5	BN	5.25	3 Solo	@BUFL 40-41	T. Buchanan LB BAL
Total			88.7		103.5			Total

Injured Reserve
A. O'Connell QB LV	@NEW 20-13		—	IR	—		MIAW 33-8	OUTT. Goodson RB IND
J. Mixon RB HOU	@LARL 9-14		—	IR	—		@INDL 8-33	J. Conyers TE MIA
A. Mattison RB MIA	@INDL 8-33		—	IR	—		@LARL 9-14	J. Reed S HOU
M. Lloyd RB GB	DETW 27-13		—	IR	—		MIAW 33-8	H. Wohler S IND
J. Carlies LB IND	MIAW 33-8		—	IR	—		@LARL 9-14	D. Autry EDR HOU

Taxi Squad
R. Sanders RB CLE	CINL 16-17	3 Yd 1 TD	7.4	TAXI	2.25	1 Solo	@LACL 21-27	N. Williams CB KC
OUTT. Fidone TE NYG	@WASL 6-21		—	TAXI	—		@DENL 12-20	OUTK. Winston S TEN
D. Walker IL BUF	BALW 41-40		0	TAXI	-1		LVL 13-20	E. Ponder EDR NE
Total			88.7		103.5			Total

Week 1 2025 Tue 9/2-Mon 9/8

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad