OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! · The Slop Dynasty · NFL

Player		Week 2			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP!
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
Lamar Jackson QB BAL (7)		CLEW 41-17	35.95		20		29.45↑	19.5	18.7	22.5 293.15 Total		Locked	QB
Saquon Barkley RB PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	17.15		13		7.8↓	16.98	15.58	15.1 242.14 Total		Locked	RB
Bucky Irving RB TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	17.6		36		12.8	9.07↓	10.43	13.9 139.5 Total		Locked	RB
Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS (12)		@GBL 18-27	1.95		32		2.4↓	12.55	11.59	8.9 150.8 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	16.55		2		12.65↓	15.21	17.29	19.4 329.33 Total		Locked	WR
Mike Evans WR TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	8.85		85		4.9↓	9.45	9.41	9.5 75.88 Total		Locked	WR
IRBrock Bowers TE LV (8)		LACL 9-20	6.8		9		12.3	10.71	12.53	13.1 157.29 Total		Locked	TE
Trey McBride TE ARI (8)		CARW 27-22	12.05		1		10.25↓	12.16	16.48	16.5 280.99 Total		Locked	RB/WR/TE
Jake Bates K DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	9		7		13↑	8	9.8	8.9 151.5 Total		Locked	K
Paulson Adebo CB NYG (14)		@DALL 37-40	30		19		5↓	6.17↓	9.4	12 143.5 Total		Locked	CB
Antoine Winfield S TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	8		17		5↓	4.17↓	9.3	9.8 167 Total		Locked	S
IRMicah Parsons EDR GB (5)		WASW 27-18	3		24		8.5	9.67	11.1	7.8 109 Total		Locked	EDR
Azeez Al-Shaair LB HOU (6)		TBL 19-20	19		36		0.5↓	11.33	10.8	10.1 161 Total		Locked	LB
Zack Baun LB PHI (9)		@KCW 20-17	10.5		17		12	9.67↓	9.9	12.9 206.5 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/LB
Drue Tranquill LB KC (10)		PHIL 17-20	9		40		7	11.33	13.8	9.2 156.5 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/LB
Logan Wilson LB DAL (10)		JACW 31-27	12		65		14↑	7.67	6.4	6.9 103.5 Total		Locked	DB/EDR/LB

Benched
IRAnthony Richardson QB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	—		70		2.1↑	1.12	1.12	1.1 2.25 Total		Locked	BN
Rachaad White RB TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	20.1		33		5.35↓	5.27↓	5.18↓	8.8 150.25 Total		Locked	BN
Tyler Allgeier RB ATL (5)		@MINW 22-6	16.25		40		2.4↓	4.67	5	7.5 127.42 Total		Locked	BN
Jauan Jennings WR SF (14)		@NOW 26-21	18.15		37		6↓	11.43	13.03	10.3 154.39 Total		Locked	BN
Jordan Addison WR MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	—		48		1.3↓	6.38	7.17	8.8 122.93 Total		Locked	BN
Cooper Kupp WR SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	13.75		60		4.4↓	3.58↓	5.87	6.5 103.3 Total		Locked	BN
Matthew Golden WR GB (5)		WASW 27-18	1.37		101		1.22↓	1.11↓	2.21	4.4 62.03 Total		Locked	BN
Riley Moss CB DEN (12)		@INDL 28-29	10.5		7		11.5	11.5	11.6	10.2 173 Total		Locked	BN
QJamel Dean CB TB (9)		@HOUW 20-19	6		30		4.5↓	7.67	7.2	9.3 130 Total		Locked	BN
IRJeremy Chinn S LV (8)		LACL 9-20	14		13		8↓	10.33	13.6	11.5 172 Total		Locked	BN
QAmani Hooker S TEN (10)		LARL 19-33	15.5		35		4↓	6.67	6.5	9.2 147.5 Total		Locked	BN
Travon Walker EDR JAC (8)		@CINL 27-31	13		61		3↓	7.17	6.4	4.7 66 Total		Locked	BN
Byron Young EDR LAR (8)		@TENW 33-19	20.5		5		6.5↓	6.17↓	6.1↓	9.4 160.5 Total		Locked	BN
Dallas Turner EDR MIN (6)		ATLL 6-22	11		14		21↑	11	8.3	7.6 130 Total		Locked	BN
Jack Campbell LB DET (8)		CHIW 52-21	14		2		13.5	17	21.2	17.1 290.5 Total		Locked	BN
QRobert Spillane LB NE (14)		@MIAW 33-27	12		38		0↓	3.67↓	6.6	11.2 157.5 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
Christian Watson WR GB (5)		WASW 27-18	—		46		21.72↑	9.86	14.3	12.4 123.57 Total		Locked	IR
Jaylon Jones CB IND (11)		DENW 29-28	—		135		8.5↑	4.17	4.6	4.6 36.5 Total		Locked	IR

Taxi Squad
Jalen Milroe QB SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	—		86		0	-0.57	-0.4	-0.4 -1.6 Total		Locked	TAXI
Ollie Gordon RB MIA (12)		NEL 27-33	1.8		66		2.6↓	0.83↓	3.04	4 67.85 Total		Locked	TAXI
IRTory Horton WR SEA (8)		@PITW 31-17	12.45		84		19.55↑	8.12	7.73	9.6 76.47 Total		Locked	TAXI

Record

10-5

Points

3,075.16-2,747.53

Waiver Budget

$16

Rank

2

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Sat 12/27/25 4:50 PM

Previous

Current

Roster

2 QB 1-4
5 RB 2-8
6 WR 2-12
2 TE 1-6
1 K 1-4
3 CB 1-6
3 S 1-6
4 EDR 1-6
6 LB 1-6
16 Start 16 max
2 IR 5 max
3 TAXI 3 max
32 Active 32 max
37 Total 40 max

Keepers

23 Set / 25 Allowed