Fantasy Matchup: Hamroni's Pastaroni's @ OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! · The Slop Dynasty · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 15 2025 Tue 12/9-Mon 12/15
Hamroni's Pastaroni's (8-7)	83%	190	32	7	0	228.84
OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! (10-5)	81%	118	92	0	9	219.44
Final Regular Season Game

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Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
B. Mayfield QB TB	ATLL 28-29	277 Yd 2 TD	24.95		QB		32.7	368 Yd 2 TD	DETW 41-34	M. Stafford QB LAR
J. Cook RB BUF	@NEW 35-31	107 Yd 2/3 Rec 4 Yd 3 TD	32.35		RB		17.7	78 Yd 2/3 Rec 14 Yd 1 TD	LVW 31-0	S. Barkley RB PHI
A. Jeanty RB LV	@PHIL 0-31	35 Yd 4/6 Rec 7 Yd	6.37		RB		8.85	60 Yd 1/3 Rec 11 Yd	ATLL 28-29	B. Irving RB TB
D. Swift RB CHI	CLEW 31-3	98 Yd 1/1 Rec -2 Yd 2 TD	24.35		FLEX		18.7	6/12 Rec 132 Yd	ATLL 28-29	M. Evans WR TB
K. Pitts TE ATL	@TBW 29-28	11/12 Rec 166 Yd 3 TD	45.1		FLEX		37.15	12/13 Rec 134 Yd 2 TD	@HOUL 20-40	T. McBride TE ARI
D. Samuel WR WAS	@NYGW 29-21	3/5 Rec 43 Yd	6.22		WR		4.65	3/5 Rec 29 Yd	@DENL 26-34	OUTC. Watson WR GB
X. Worthy WR KC	LACL 13-16	2/4 Rec 35 Yd	4.75		WR		16.22	7/9 Rec 113 Yd	INDW 18-16	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
T. Kelce TE KC	LACL 13-16	7/9 Rec 70 Yd	11.75		TE		6.47	6/8 Rec 28 Yd	@PHIL 0-31	B. Bowers TE LV
C. Little K JAC	NYJW 48-20	2/2 FG 6/6 XP	12		K		10	2/3 FG 4/4 XP	@LARL 34-41	J. Bates K DET
D. Hill CB CIN	BALL 0-24		0		CB		5	1 Solo	CLEW 31-3	N. Wright CB CHI
A. Taylor CB NO	CARW 20-17	2 Solo	4.5		FLEX		13.5	3 Solo	ATLL 28-29	L. David LB TB
D. Bland CB DAL	MINL 26-34	2 Solo	7		FLEX		8	1 INT	LVW 31-0	Z. Baun LB PHI
K. McKinstry CB NO	CARW 20-17	3 Solo	6.5		FLEX		25.5	9 Solo	@LARL 34-41	J. Campbell LB DET
X. Watts S ATL	@TBW 29-28	5 Solo	12		S		3	1 Solo	@PHIL 0-31	J. Chinn S LV
M. Crosby EDR LV	@PHIL 0-31	3 Solo 1 Sack	10.5		EDR		3	1 Solo	DETW 41-34	B. Young EDR LAR
E. Cooper LB GB	@DENL 26-34	7 Solo	20.5		LB		9	2 Solo 1 Sack	MIAW 28-15	P. Wilson LB PIT
Total			228.84				219.44			Total
Optimum			275.27				270.72			Optimum

Benched
S. Darnold QB SEA	INDW 18-16	271 Yd	13.35		BN		23.3	150 Yd 2 TD	@CINW 24-0	L. Jackson QB BAL
J. Burrow QB CIN	BALL 0-24	225 Yd	5.15		BN		2.74	13 Yd 1/1 Rec 1 Yd	WASL 21-29	D. Singletary RB NYG
J. Mason RB MIN	@DALW 34-26	29 Yd	3.4		BN		3.35	20 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd	ATLL 28-29	R. White RB TB
M. Wilson WR ARI	@HOUL 20-40	5/11 Rec 54 Yd 1 TD	14.65		BN		2.05	18 Yd	@TBW 29-28	T. Allgeier RB ATL
P. Washington WR JAC	NYJW 48-20	3/3 Rec 53 Yd	7.3		BN		4.1	3 Yd	@DENL 26-34	E. Wilson RB GB
A. Iosivas WR CIN	BALL 0-24	0/1 Rec	0		BN		16.6	96 Yd 1 TD	@NYGW 29-21	J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
M. Washington WR MIA	@PITL 15-28	1/1 Rec 10 Yd	2.43		BN		7.35	5/7 Rec 46 Yd	INDW 18-16	C. Kupp WR SEA
T. Johnson WR TB	ATLL 28-29	0/1 Rec	0		BN		17.95	3/5 Rec 37 Yd 2 TD	TENW 37-24	J. Jennings WR SF
P. Surtain CB DEN	GBW 34-26	4 Solo 1 INT	14		BN		7.85	2/2 Rec 66 Yd	@DALW 34-26	J. Addison WR MIN
M. Blackmon CB IND	@SEAL 16-18	1 Solo	3.5		BN		7.75	3/4 Rec 55 Yd	@DENL 26-34	M. Golden WR GB
T. Moehrig S CAR	@NOL 17-20	3 Solo	7		BN		9.2	3/4 Rec 72 Yd	WASL 21-29	T. Johnson TE NYG
Q. Martin S WAS	@NYGW 29-21	5 Solo	14		BN		14	3/3 FG 4/4 XP	TENW 37-24	E. Pineiro K SF
D. Hunter EDR HOU	ARIW 40-20	2 Solo 1 Sack	8.5		BN		9.5	4 Solo	WASL 21-29	P. Adebo CB NYG
W. Anderson EDR HOU	ARIW 40-20		0		BN		5.5	2 Solo	@NEW 35-31	C. Bishop S BUF
C. Rozeboom LB CAR	@NOL 17-20	3 Solo 1 Sack	11.5		BN		6	3 Solo	@DENL 26-34	R. Gary EDR GB
OUTS. Dennis LB TB	ATLL 28-29		—		BN		21.5	7 Solo	ARIW 40-20	A. Al-Shaair LB HOU
Total			116.6				158.74			Total

Injured Reserve
QT. Hill WR FA			—		IR		—		@SEAL 16-18	A. Richardson QB IND
T. Kraft TE GB	@DENL 26-34		—		IR		—		INDW 18-16	T. Horton WR SEA
D. Elliott S PIT	MIAW 28-15		—		IR
N. Bosa EDR SF	TENW 37-24		—		IR

Taxi Squad
L. McCaffrey WR WAS	@NYGW 29-21		—		TAXI		—		INDW 18-16	OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA
L. Burden WR CHI	CLEW 31-3	6/7 Rec 84 Yd	11.82		TAXI		0		@PITL 15-28	O. Gordon RB MIA
Total			116.6				158.74			Total