Fantasy Matchup: Hamroni's Pastaroni's @ I’m not a loser, I’m a wiener · The Slop Dynasty

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1
Hamroni's Pastaroni's (8-7)	77%	109	59	0	14	181.65
I’m not a loser, I’m a wiener (8-7)	87%	142	69	0	12	223.32
Final Regular Season Game

Hamroni's P..					I’m not a l..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total	Pos	Total	Stats	Opp	Name
S. Darnold QB SEA	MINW 26-0	128 Yd	2.6	QB	39.6	234 Yd 4 TD	@DETW 31-24	J. Love QB GB
J. Cook RB BUF	@PITW 26-7	144 Yd 3/3 Rec 33 Yd	25.2	RB	15.85	68 Yd 2/2 Rec 8 Yd 1 TD	ATLW 27-24	B. Hall RB NYJ
A. Jeanty RB LV	@LACL 14-31	31 Yd 6/8 Rec 30 Yd	9.35	RB	12.1	67 Yd 3/4 Rec 19 Yd	NYGW 33-15	T. Henderson RB NE
D. Swift RB CHI	@PHIW 24-15	125 Yd 1/2 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	23.3	FLEX	5.1	28 Yd 1/1 Rec 13 Yd	@TENW 25-3	T. Etienne RB NO
K. Pitts TE ATL	@NYJL 24-27	7/8 Rec 82 Yd	12.95	FLEX	12.4	35 Yd 2/4 Rec 9 Yd 1 TD	BUFL 7-26	J. Warren RB PIT
M. Wilson WR ARI	@TBL 17-20	3/7 Rec 36 Yd	5.85	WR	0	0/1 Rec	GBL 24-31	OUTA. St. Brown WR DET
X. Worthy WR KC	@DALL 28-31	13 Yd 4/6 Rec 61 Yd	9.9	WR	25.32	2 Yd 8/12 Rec 92 Yd 2 TD	@DALL 28-31	R. Rice WR KC
T. Kelce TE KC	@DALL 28-31	5/6 Rec 45 Yd 1 TD	13.5	TE	9.45	4/5 Rec 67 Yd	@CLEW 26-8	G. Kittle TE SF
A. Borregales K NE	NYGW 33-15	4/5 FG 3/3 XP	14	K	10	2/2 FG 2/2 XP	ARIW 20-17	C. McLaughlin K TB
D. Hill CB CIN	@BALW 32-14	3 Solo	11.5	CB	11.5	3 Solo	SFL 8-26	T. Campbell CB CLE
A. Taylor CB TEN	@MIAL 17-21	2 Solo	4	FLEX	12	5 Solo	GBL 24-31	A. Anzalone LB TB
D. Bland CB DAL	KCW 31-28	3 Solo	6	FLEX	10.5	5 Solo	@TENW 25-3	F. Oluokun LB JAC
K. McKinstry CB NO	@MIAL 17-21	2 Solo 1 INT	10.5	FLEX	42.5	1 TD 7 Solo 2 INT	MINW 26-0	E. Jones LB SEA
X. Watts S ATL	@NYJL 24-27	1 Solo	4.5	S	4	2 Solo	@LACL 14-31	I. Pola-Mao S LV
M. Crosby EDR LV	@LACL 14-31	6 Solo 2 Sack	21.5	EDR	3	1 Solo	@MIAL 17-21	C. Granderson EDR NO
E. Cooper LB GB	@DETW 31-24	2 Solo	7	LB	10	2 Solo	BUFL 7-26	P. Queen LB PIT
Total			181.65		223.32			Total
Optimum			233.56		255.09			Optimum

Benched
B. Mayfield QB TB	ARIW 20-17	194 Yd 1 TD	17.25	BN	27.5	301 Yd 2 TD	@TBL 17-20	J. Brissett QB ARI
S. Tucker RB TB	ARIW 20-17		0.25	BN	27.6	229 Yd 2 TD	@TENW 25-3	T. Lawrence QB JAC
D. Samuel WR FA	DENL 26-27	-3 Yd 5/7 Rec 64 Yd	12.91	BN	20.85	168 Yd 2 TD	@CLEW 26-8	B. Purdy QB SF
OUTP. Washington WR JAC	@TENW 25-3	1/3 Rec 26 Yd	4.28	BN	2.75	3 Yd 4/4 Rec 22 Yd	@SEAL 0-26	A. Jones RB MIN
A. Iosivas WR CIN	@BALW 32-14	1/2 Rec 29 Yd 1 TD	9.65	BN	11.8	32 Yd 2/2 Rec 16 Yd 1 TD	GBL 24-31	D. Montgomery RB HOU
M. Washington WR MIA	NOW 21-17	4/5 Rec 30 Yd	8.13	BN	11.45	64 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd	@INDW 20-16	W. Marks RB HOU
T. Johnson WR TB	ARIW 20-17	1/2 Rec 5 Yd	1	BN	9.97	3/5 Rec 78 Yd	ARIW 20-17	C. Godwin WR TB
P. Surtain CB DEN	@WASW 27-26	4 Solo	10	BN	16.8	4/5 Rec 78 Yd 1 TD	HOUL 16-20	A. Pierce WR IND
M. Blackmon CB IND	HOUL 16-20	3 Solo	8.5	BN	4.3	2/3 Rec 28 Yd	@TENW 25-3	B. Thomas WR JAC
SUST. Moehrig S CAR	LARW 31-28		—	BN	2.65	2/3 Rec 14 Yd	@CLEW 26-8	R. Pearsall WR SF
Q. Martin S WAS	DENL 26-27	2 Solo	6.5	BN	7.15	5/9 Rec 39 Yd	@MIAL 17-21	J. Johnson TE NO
D. Hunter EDR HOU	@INDW 20-16		2.5	BN	9.72	3/5 Rec 43 Yd 1 TD	SFL 8-26	H. Fannin TE CLE
W. Anderson EDR HOU	@INDW 20-16	2 Solo	5	BN	9	2 Solo	@SEAL 0-26	J. Metellus S MIN
C. Rozeboom LB FA			—	BN	4.5	1 Solo	CINL 14-32	M. Starks S BAL
S. Dennis LB TB	ARIW 20-17	8 Solo	17.5	BN	—		@PHIW 24-15	OUTT. Edwards LB CHI
				BN	13	3 Solo 1 INT	@BALW 32-14	D. Knight LB CIN
Total			109.32		194.06			Total

Injured Reserve
J. Burrow QB CIN	@BALW 32-14	261 Yd 2 TD	26.15	IR	—		@MIAL 17-21	K. Miller RB NO
QT. Hill WR FA			—	IR	—		ARIW 20-17	J. McMillan WR TB
T. Kraft TE GB	@DETW 31-24		—	IR	—		@CLEW 26-8	F. Warner LB SF
D. Elliott S PIT	BUFL 7-26		—	IR
N. Bosa EDR SF	@CLEW 26-8		—	IR

Taxi Squad
L. McCaffrey WR WAS	DENL 26-27		—	TAXI	8.05	62 Yd	@PITW 26-7	R. Davis RB BUF
L. Burden WR CHI	@PHIW 24-15	3 Yd 4/6 Rec 33 Yd	5.85	TAXI	3.7	9 Yd 1/2 Rec 18 Yd	SFL 8-26	I. Bond WR CLE
				TAXI	3.27	2/4 Rec 21 Yd	ATLW 27-24	M. Taylor TE NYJ
Total			109.32		194.06			Total

Week 13 2025 Tue 11/25-Mon 12/1

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad