Fantasy Matchup: Hamroni's Pastaroni's @ OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! · The Slop Dynasty · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 9 2025 Tue 10/28-Mon 11/3
Hamroni's Pastaroni's (8-7)	79%	61	65	50	12	187.65
OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! (10-5)	93%	105	92	25	15	237.2
Final Regular Season Game

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Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
S. Darnold QB SEA	@WASW 38-14	330 Yd 4 TD	41.5		QB		37.25	281 Yd 4 TD	NOW 34-10	M. Stafford QB LAR
J. Cook RB BUF	KCW 28-21	114 Yd 1/1 Rec 11 Yd	16.5		RB		0.6	6 Yd	@NEL 23-24	T. Allgeier RB ARI
A. Jeanty RB LV	JACL 29-30	42 Yd 5/5 Rec 47 Yd 1 TD	19.4		RB		4.6	38 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd	SEAL 14-38	J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
D. Samuel WR FA	SEAL 14-38	3 Yd 5/6 Rec 41 Yd	8.35		WR		7.05	2/4 Rec 58 Yd	CARL 13-16	C. Watson WR GB
X. Worthy WR KC	@BUFL 21-28	7 Yd 3/7 Rec 23 Yd	5.25		WR		8.15	16 Yd 2/4 Rec 48 Yd	@DETW 27-24	J. Addison WR MIN
T. Kelce TE KC	@BUFL 21-28	4/5 Rec 66 Yd	11.35		TE		42.55	6 Yd 12/13 Rec 127 Yd 3 TD	JACL 29-30	B. Bowers TE LV
K. Pitts TE ATL	@NEL 23-24	4/7 Rec 38 Yd	6.05		FLEX		20.5	11 Yd 8/9 Rec 129 Yd	@WASW 38-14	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
OUTT. Kraft TE GB	CARL 13-16	2/3 Rec 20 Yd	3.25		FLEX		15	5/9 Rec 55 Yd 1 TD	@DALW 27-17	T. McBride TE ARI
A. Borregales K NE	ATLW 24-23	1/1 FG 3/3 XP	6		K		12	2/2 FG 4/4 XP	@NYGW 34-24	E. Pineiro K SF
D. Hill CB CIN	CHIL 42-47	4 Solo	9.5		CB		13	2 Solo 1 INT	@CINW 47-42	N. Wright CB NYJ
T. Moehrig S CAR	@GBW 16-13	3 Solo 1 INT	15		S		9.5	4 Solo	JACL 29-30	J. Chinn S LV
X. Watts S ATL	@NEL 23-24	3 Solo	6.5		FLEX		2.5	1 Solo	NOW 34-10	B. Young EDR LAR
M. Crosby EDR LV	JACL 29-30	3 Solo 1 Sack	12.5		FLEX		10.5	4 Solo	DENL 15-18	A. Al-Shaair LB HOU
QM. Wilson LB ARI	@DALW 27-17	3 Solo	12		FLEX		17.5	6 Solo 1 Sack	MINL 24-27	J. Campbell LB DET
W. Anderson EDR HOU	DENL 15-18	1 Solo 1 Sack	6		EDR		1.5		CARL 13-16	R. Gary EDR DAL
E. Cooper LB GB	CARL 13-16	3 Solo	8.5		LB		35	10 Solo 1 INT	INDW 27-20	P. Wilson LB PIT
Total			187.65				237.2			Total
Optimum			235.84				254.95			Optimum

Benched
B. Mayfield QB TB	BYE		—		BN		36.45	204 Yd 4 TD	@MIAW 28-6	L. Jackson QB BAL
T. Tagovailoa QB ATL	BALL 6-28	261 Yd	10.75		BN		—		BYE	QS. Barkley RB PHI
OUTD. Swift RB CHI	@CINW 47-42		—		BN		—		SEAL 14-38	R. White RB WAS
OUTD. Pierce RB PHI	BYE		—		BN		—		BYE	OUTB. Irving RB TB
S. Tucker RB TB	BYE		—		BN		—		@WASW 38-14	OUTC. Kupp WR SEA
P. Washington WR JAC	@LVW 30-29	8/9 Rec 90 Yd	13.94		BN		12.6	4/5 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	@NYGW 34-24	J. Jennings WR FA
T. Diggs CB FA			—		BN		1.9	2/3 Rec 9 Yd	CARL 13-16	OUTM. Golden WR GB
OUTP. Surtain CB DEN	@HOUW 18-15		—		BN		4.52	3/7 Rec 26 Yd	JACL 29-30	M. Mayer TE LV
C. Taylor-Britt CB IND	CHIL 42-47		3		BN		10.37	3/6 Rec 27 Yd 1 TD	SFL 24-34	T. Johnson TE NYG
D. Bland CB DAL	ARIL 17-27	6 Solo	23		BN		6.5	1/2 FG 3/3 XP	MINL 24-27	J. Bates K DET
IRD. Elliott S PIT	INDW 27-20		—		BN		—		INDW 27-20	J. Dean CB PIT
K. Dugger S FA	INDW 27-20	1 Solo	3.5		BN		—		SFL 24-34	OUTP. Adebo CB NYG
D. Hunter EDR HOU	DENL 15-18	1 Solo	5		BN		—		BYE	A. Winfield S TB
C. Rozeboom LB TB	@GBW 16-13	7 Solo	27		BN		—			QL. David LB FA
I. Pace LB MIN	@DETW 27-24	1 Solo	3		BN		—		BYE	Z. Baun LB PHI
					BN
Total			89.95				93.29			Total

Injured Reserve
IRJ. Burrow QB CIN	CHIL 42-47		—		IR		—		@PITL 20-27	IRA. Richardson QB IND
QT. Hill WR FA			—		IR		—		@NYGW 34-24	IRM. Evans WR SF
IRJ. Blackmon S NO	@LARL 10-34		0		IR
IRN. Bosa EDR SF	@NYGW 34-24		—		IR
PUPJ. Owusu-Koramoah LB CLE	BYE		—		IR

Taxi Squad
OUTL. McCaffrey WR WAS	SEAL 14-38		0.76		TAXI		—		@WASW 38-14	OUTJ. Milroe QB SEA
OUTL. Burden WR CHI	@CINW 47-42		—		TAXI		1.4	6 Yd 1/1 Rec 3 Yd	BALL 6-28	QO. Gordon RB MIA
					TAXI		19.55	4/4 Rec 48 Yd 2 TD	@WASW 38-14	T. Horton WR SEA
Total			89.95				93.29			Total