Fantasy Matchup: I’m not a loser, I’m a wiener @ OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! · The Slop Dynasty · NFL

Team	Coach Rating	1	2	3	4	Total
Week 5 2025 Tue 9/30-Mon 10/6
I’m not a loser, I’m a wiener (8-7)	77%	62	39	9	87	196.04
OH FUCK, UR GONNA MAKE ME KUPP! (10-5)	82%	122	92	0	5	218.95
Final Regular Season Game

I’m not a l..							OH FUCK, UR..
Name	Opp	Stats	Total		Pos		Total	Stats	Opp	Name
T. Lawrence QB JAC	KCW 31-28	221 Yd 3 TD	31.6		QB		36.25	389 Yd 3 TD	SFL 23-26	M. Stafford QB LAR
B. Hall RB NYJ	DALL 22-37	113 Yd 4/5 Rec 42 Yd	18.5		RB		16.8	30 Yd 3/3 Rec 58 Yd 1 TD	DENL 17-21	S. Barkley RB PHI
W. Marks RB HOU	@BALW 44-10	24 Yd 0/1 Rec	2.9		RB		23.6	41 Yd 4/4 Rec 30 Yd 2 TD	@SEAW 38-35	R. White RB WAS
T. Etienne RB NO	KCW 31-28	49 Yd 3/4 Rec 9 Yd	7.8		FLEX		13.35	5/6 Rec 41 Yd 1 TD	@CLEW 21-17	J. Addison WR MIN
T. Henderson RB NE	@BUFW 23-20	24 Yd 2/3 Rec 3 Yd	9.37		FLEX		7.35	5/7 Rec 41 Yd	TENL 21-22	T. McBride TE ARI
A. St. Brown WR DET	@CINW 37-24	8/9 Rec 100 Yd	16.5		WR		9.9	6/9 Rec 59 Yd	TBL 35-38	C. Kupp WR SEA
B. Thomas WR JAC	KCW 31-28	4/6 Rec 80 Yd	10.75		WR		25.7	8/9 Rec 132 Yd 1 TD	TBL 35-38	J. Smith-Njigba WR SEA
J. Johnson TE NO	NYGW 26-14	2/4 Rec 17 Yd	2.62		TE		—		@INDL 6-40	OUTB. Bowers TE LV
C. McLaughlin K TB	@SEAW 38-35	3/3 FG 3/3 XP	12.5		K		5	5/5 XP	@CINW 37-24	J. Bates K DET
J. Lewis CB JAC	KCW 31-28		2.5		CB		12	6 Solo	@NOL 14-26	P. Adebo CB NYG
T. Campbell CB CLE	KCW 31-28	4 Solo	11.5		FLEX		5	1 Solo	@JACL 28-31	D. Tranquill LB KC
F. Oluokun LB JAC	KCW 31-28	7 Solo	22.5		FLEX		25.5	7 Solo 1 Sack	DENL 17-21	Z. Baun LB PHI
E. Jones LB SEA	TBL 35-38	4 Solo	9.5		FLEX		14	3 Solo	@CINW 37-24	J. Campbell LB DET
I. Pola-Mao S LV	@INDL 6-40	4 Solo	8.5		S		6.5	3 Solo	@ARIW 22-21	A. Hooker S TEN
C. Granderson EDR NO	NYGW 26-14	3 Solo	7.5		EDR		11	4 Solo 0.5 Sack	SFL 23-26	B. Young EDR LAR
F. Warner LB SF	@LARW 26-23	7 Solo	21.5		LB		7	2 Solo	@BALW 44-10	A. Al-Shaair LB HOU
Total			196.04				218.95			Total
Optimum			252.95				266.7			Optimum

Benched
J. Love QB GB	BYE		—		BN		—		HOUL 10-44	OUTL. Jackson QB BAL
OUTB. Purdy QB SF	@LARW 26-23		—		BN		2.1	9 Yd	LVW 40-6	A. Richardson QB IND
D. Montgomery RB HOU	@CINW 37-24	65 Yd 1/1 Rec 6 Yd 2 TD	22.5		BN		—		TENL 21-22	T. Allgeier RB ARI
J. Hill RB BAL	HOUL 10-44	3 Yd 1/2 Rec 9 Yd	1.7		BN		—		@SEAW 38-35	OUTB. Irving RB TB
J. Warren RB PIT	BYE		—		BN		29.75	111 Yd 2/2 Rec 39 Yd 2 TD	@LACW 27-10	J. Croskey-Merritt RB WAS
K. Miller RB NO	NYGW 26-14	41 Yd 1/1 Rec 8 Yd	6.87		BN		—		@LARW 26-23	M. Evans WR SF
C. Godwin WR TB	@SEAW 38-35	3/4 Rec 26 Yd	4.6		BN		—			J. Jennings WR FA
C. Ridley WR TEN	@ARIW 22-21	5/10 Rec 131 Yd	17.6		BN		—		BYE	M. Golden WR GB
R. Rice WR KC	@JACL 28-31		—		BN		—		BYE	OUTJ. Dean CB PIT
OUTR. Pearsall WR SF	@LARW 26-23		—		BN		7.5	2 Solo	@PHIW 21-17	R. Moss CB DEN
D. Waller TE FA	@CARL 24-27	5/5 Rec 78 Yd 1 TD	17.55		BN		14.5	5 Solo	@INDL 6-40	J. Chinn S LV
H. Fannin TE CLE	MINL 17-21	4/4 Rec 13 Yd 1 TD	9.8		BN		5	1 Solo	@SEAW 38-35	A. Winfield S TB
OUTJ. Love S SEA	TBL 35-38		—		BN		—		@NYJW 37-22	R. Gary EDR DAL
T. Edwards LB CHI	BYE		—		BN		—		BYE	M. Parsons EDR GB
P. Queen LB PIT	BYE		—		BN		12.5	3 Solo	DETL 24-37	L. Wilson LB FA
D. Knight LB CIN	DETL 24-37	4 Solo	10		BN		—		BYE	P. Wilson LB PIT
Total			110.12				81.05			Total

Injured Reserve
A. Jones RB MIN	@CLEW 21-17		—		IR		—		BYE	C. Watson WR GB
QA. Ekeler RB FA			—		IR
J. McMillan WR TB	@SEAW 38-35		—		IR
G. Kittle TE SF	@LARW 26-23		—		IR

Taxi Squad
R. Davis RB BUF	NEL 20-23	1 Yd	0.1		TAXI		-2		TBL 35-38	J. Milroe QB SEA
J. Bech WR LV	@INDL 6-40	3/5 Rec 27 Yd	4.95		TAXI		-0.2	-2 Yd	@CARL 24-27	O. Gordon RB MIA
M. Taylor TE NYJ	DALL 22-37	9/12 Rec 67 Yd	14.45		TAXI		11.9	3/4 Rec 39 Yd 1 TD	TBL 35-38	T. Horton WR SEA
Total			110.12				81.05			Total